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A/N Just a little something while I'm trying to get rid of the block. Oh and I had no idea it would be so hard to write the dance scenes, so if there a bit pants, forgive me.

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Chapter 1


“Okay Dawn, lets go through it again. And oh yeah if I ever find out where you learned to dance like this, it’s not going to be pretty, especially if your inspiration is male.”

Buffy wiped the sweat off her forehead and fell back into step with Anya. They had moved the furniture back to make space in the front room. Willow and Xander were sitting on the couch watching the Buffy, Dawn and Anya go through the dance routine.

“Jeez Buffy, everybody dances like this, don’t you ever watch MTV or that film Honey?” Dawn reasoned.

“Yeah, I fit in a couple of hours between school and slaying and oh yeah, looking after you, and you’re my little sister.” Buffy reasoned back.

Since finding out about a slavery ring of sorts Buffy had been wracking her brain on how to put a stop to it. The ring operated under the cover of auditioning men and women as dancers for an exclusive club, a lap dancing club from what she could gather. The club unfortunately catered for vampires and the dancers were pretty much the entertainment and the snacks.

Buffy had been unable to come up with a location for the club, so the latest plan was to get picked for an audition. Which is what she was doing now, Dawn was showing her some moves to a song. Buffy smiled at the weirdness. Her little sister was showing her how to dance. Dawn had the steps sorted and Buffy was sure she could do the slutty bit herself. And of course Anya was full of tips. She stifled a laugh at the thought.

The plan was for her and the gang to go to one of the well known clubs and pretty much dance her ass off in the hope that she would get noticed by whoever picked the dancers for this new club. She and Anya would dance,
Willow had offered to help but was sadly lacking in hip hop dancing skills, Buffy had laughed out loud at the sight of Willow grinding her hips. She had instantly apologised only to find that the witch was laughing as well.

Buffy could see that Anya was enjoying herself; the dancing had become increasingly slutty as they practised the lap dancing bit. Anya was going all out. Buffy noticed her flashing coy looks at Xander and had to stifle another laugh at how uncomfortable he looked with that cushion on his lap. It had been there since Anya had tried showing Willow how to grind her hips, Anya had stood behind Willow and showed her by placing her hands on the witch’s hips and letting her feel it from behind. Xander’s eye’s had nearly popped out.

“Okay, that’s enough for now. So the plan is we meet back here and go to the club from here okay? 10 o’clock okay for everyone?” Buffy had barely finished the sentence before Xander dragged a waving Anya out the door.

“I would say it’s sweet, but it’s not.” Willow commented on the departing couple.

“At least they’re getting some. Which is more than I’m doing.” Buffy laughed.

“If you dance like that at this club I dare say you’ll be getting more.” Willow snorted.

“I know the marvels of being the slayer. Slay vampires, kill demons and my latest adventure, dance like a ho.” Buffy took a mock bow.

“Okay guys, pizza for dinner? Then I have to go and get myself ho’d up for tonight.” Buffy laughed with Willow and Dawn as they called a pizza.



Xander and Anya arrived at Buffy’s house at just before ten. Buffy had to laugh, Anya had definitely gone all out, and she was head to foot in black leather. A black leather bustier, a black mini skirt and stiletto high heels completed her outfit. At Willows dubious look she asked.

“What? We’re dealing with vampires, black and leather just about covers it. Anyway it’s not like I get to wear this out in public often.” Anya pointed out.

Buffy by contrast was wearing white. A white bandeau top and a very short white pleated mini skirt; her outfit was completed by knee high leather boots. She had left her hair down as well. She was happy with the result, a kind of virginal looking ho.

Dawn was admiring the outfits and checking that her sister and friends knew the dance moves when they heard the back door open.

“Oh that must be Spike; we’re going to watch a movie.” Dawn explained.

Spike walked into the front room and was greeted by an uncomfortable looking Xander and a half naked Buffy and Anya. At his open mouth Anya asked.

“Aren’t you going to compliment us Spike, I know we look great but it would be polite for you to make a nice remark.”

At Spikes silence, Buffy explained.

“We’re going to a club.”

“Slayer, I’m all for women’s equal rights and all that shit, you how you dress shouldn’t affect the way people act towards you, but you are definitely going to attract attention in that. A bad kind of attention, very bad.” Spike tried for diplomacy, but diplomacy was hard when you were trying to cover an erection with your duster.

“Spike I’m trying for the ho look.” Buffy answered with a smile, she stifled a giggle at Spikes attempt at diplomacy.

“Yeah but a classy ho, you know? Not a ‘I’ll give you a hand job if you buy me some crack ho’.” Dawn added helpfully.

Buffy burst out laughing as Spike choked on nothing. At Spikes incredulous look Buffy shrugged.

“That about sums it up. We’re going to see if we can flush out an address for this club that the vampires have set up, we’re going to go and dance and hopefully be approached for an audition.”

“Oh you’ll be approached all right slayer, and isn’t that club a lap dancing club?” Spike questioned.

“Yep.” Buffy answered.

“And you’re what? Happy to dry hump some guy at this audition?” He couldn’t keep the growl out of his voice.

“If that’s what it takes, Spike these people are being kept as prisoners, and from what I’ve heard they dance for customers, then the customers feed on them, it’s not even like they die after, because the management won’t allow the vamps to drain them. They have to go through it night after night. So can I put up with a little bit of embarrassment at shaking my ass at someone? You bet I can if it means we can stop this.” The determination shone in Buffy’s voice.

“Slayer why didn’t you just ask me to get the address of this place, I am still a vampire, if this place is for vampires I’m sure I could find out where it is.” Spike was clutching at straws; he hated the idea of Buffy having to do anything like this.

“Spike, I know you’re a vampire, but you’re not a part of that community are you? You said it yourself the demons of Sunnydale hate you, because you help me. Now we have to go, Spike don’t worry it’s not dangerous we’re just going to dance. Is everyone ready?” Buffy turned and asked the rest of the gang





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