1. Chapter 1 by wolffan200 [Reviews - 9] (6192 words)
Right, remember I said I didn't have time to write? Well that is true. But, a child's birthday party wore me out far too much to read theoretical academic books or answer discursive seminar questions or put real effort into my other fic, so naturally, it was one shot time.

I've said this in the summary, but I'll warn you once more: IF YOU LIKE TWILIGHT AND THINK THIS WILL OFFEND YOU THEN DON'T READ IT!

Okay. So, BBE said she'd like to read a fic where Edward got ripped to shreds...I agreed...and so I complied. I know she wrote a funny one shot of her own about Twilight, however both are completely different stories. We discussed this one together so she was highly involved in planning it out and came up with the title. This is all meant in good fun. It gets an R rating purely because of graphic violence at the end. Okay. That's it. It took about a day to write and is also, un-betaed.