Authors: slayer rock chick AND spikesslayer29590

Disclaimer: we do not own any of the Buffy universe, that is all Joss Whedons wonderful creation.

Summary: Buffy walks through the cemetery and runs into spike, dawn decides to play nurse.

Chapter five: Nurse dawn

Buffy walked through the cemetery, replaying the events from the day through her head.

Vomiting

Positive pregnant test

Doctors visit

Fainting

Waking up

Going home

Watching Cheers

Sneaking out of house

Patrolling

Although she had no idea how she could possibly be pregnant with a vampire’s baby, at the moment she didn’t care, she was happy and she couldn’t help but start singing one of her favourite songs.

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happen to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of white snake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright since

When she reached the chorus, she couldn’t help but start singing to her stake, dancing around the grave yard as she went.

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she’s uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

She finished off with a twirl and came face to face with Spike, who had a smirk on his face. His blue eyes were shining playfully and his bleached hair was in tousled cute curls. Sure the conversation would probably be awkward, But nothing would affect her good mood.

“Kinda brings a new meaning to the phrase dancing on someone’s grave huh?” He smirked

“Well I’m so happy the dead envy me right now.” She said with a smile

“What are you so happy about pet?”

“What is it with all the twisted British slang? Pet? Shag? Sod? Bint- what the hell is a bint anyway?” She babbled trying to change the subject “And don’t even get me started on nibblet, sure it’s cute but is she supposed to be nibbled?” at his raised eyebrow she quickly added “Wait- don’t answer that.”

“Buffy, luv. Have you gone completely carrot top?” He tilted his head to the side

“No. What the hell has a carrot top got to go with anything?” she then mumbled “damn British slang why does it have to sound so hot”

“What was that love?”

“Nothing!” shit vampire hearing “I gotta go now demons to be slain and that’s me- the Slayer, the one slays things. So I’m gonna go do that now, I use a stake- it’s made of wood.” She said before turning and beginning to walk away slowly. He slow walk became faster until she broke into a run.

Spike just stood there ad watched her go. “I always fall for the crazy ones” he said before heading back to his crypt.

Buffy had slowed down her pace and was now arguing with herself.

Whoa that was close I can’t let find out about the baby. But he has to find out sometime. What if he doesn’t want the baby? What am I talking about, he loves me of course he’ll want the baby- but what if he doesn’t? What if he doesn’t believe that it’s his? I shouldn’t worry about these things; I’ll tell him when the time is right. What can I tell him? Maybe Dawn can tell him for me? No I’m telling him when I am ready.” She finished when she realized she was home.

Buffy walked into the house to be greeted by an angry Dawn.

“Where the hell were you? You’re supposed to be in bed instead of sneaking out in the middle of the night leaving me here beside myself with worry.” Dawn waved her arms in the air franticly gesturing like a madman.

“Okay Dawn, I get that you’re worried but I had to go out and get some air and besides I only found out I was pregnant today no need to go all nurse Dawn on me ”

“Ok but get some sleep, its Saturday night and Taras coming around tomorrow morning to pick up some stuff.” Dawn said getting ready for bed herself. It had been a long day. A day in which she had foun out that she would become an auntie.

“Okay goodnight Dawnie.” Buffy said heading up to bed. Come to think of it she was feeling a little tired and sleepy is good. Sleep is always good.

Buffy awoke the next morning with voices coming from down stairs. She put on a pair of cargo pants and a white top that’s said “I’m with the band” She threw her hair in a loose ponytail and headed downstairs

She was starving ‘Guess I have an excuse now, this whole eating for two thing, I can eat whatever and not be though of as Buffy the big fat slayer pig’ she thought to herself as she got dressed and walked down stairs.

She entered the kitchen as was greeted with an enormous pile of chocolate-chip pancakes, Tara was there and her and Dawn had already begun eating.

“Dawn went a bit overboard” Tara told her, Dawn just looked at Buffy and mouthed the word ‘baby’

“Thanks Dawnie, but you didn’t have to go through all this trouble, though it looks fantastic. Chocolate chip pancakes my favourite. You know the way to my heart” Buffy said, taking a seat at the kitchen bench. And stacking ten on her plate, yes she was very hungry as they were huge pancakes.

Tara stopped eating and stared straight at Buffy. She looked confused but sympathetic. She looked Buffy up and down then smiled. Locking eyes with the Slayer who continued to eat.

“What’s the matter?” Buffy asked through a mouth full of pancakes. Chocolate chip pieces flew from her mouth ‘Opps mouth full’

Tara reached out and touched her hand and her eyes widened “Buffy, do you know y-you’re pregnant?” Tara asked her calmly and slowly.

A/N: the song that Buffy was singing is 1985 and it is by bowling for soup, just in case anyone was wondering





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