Penname: The Enemy of Reality [Contact] Real name: Patri
Member Since: 11/13/2007
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm a journalism student terrified of pigeons (damn those bloodthirsty flying rats) and in love with people who have a sense of humour. I divide my food into separate piles before eating it, which is probably one of the reasons people think I'm weird. Well, there is also that thing where I like to walk around my flat naked, but I assume not many people know about that.

I love writing and I know many authors have probably said this but... feedback means a lot. A LOT! If you've reviewed any fic of mine you know I always reply. Sometimes I even manage to be funny! Or creepy. I guess that depends on your point of view. ;)

If you want to drop me an e-mail, you can always do that here: the.enemy.of.reality[at]hotmail.com
Web Site: http://dark-solace.org/elysian/viewuser.php?uid=482
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Favorite Stories
A Long Time Coming by Dorians Kitten Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 30]
Summary: Buffy Summers has had her eye on Spike for a while but she's too shy to approach him. Now her car won't start and he's the only one around to help. Will she finally get over her nerves and take a chance?
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8476
[Report This] Published: 09/23/2012 Updated: 10/01/2012
A Way to You. by Dorians Kitten Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 188]
Summary: William "Spike" Pratt is reluctantly performing a good deed when he meets Buffy Summers. He's enchanted. He's also stuck in the friend zone. Will he find a way to show her that he could be so much more before she marries someone else?


Thank you to the lovely person of persons for the nominations. :)
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 53194
[Report This] Published: 06/03/2011 Updated: 12/30/2011
Big Bad... William? by xoChantelly Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 108]
Summary: William Pratt is going to the Lowell House Halloween party dressed as Shakespeare? Nuh uh. Xander tries to break him out of his shell and dares him to go as a punk. What happens when a visiting Buffy meets this 'Spike' character? How long can William keep the charade up? Taboo Spuffy 81 Prompt Challenge: Set # 8 Free For All: What if Buffy went searching for a bad boy and met William, who was only pretending to be Spike because of a dare?
Categories: Fantasy/AU
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16678
[Report This] Published: 06/19/2009 Updated: 10/29/2009
Constellations by Dorians Kitten Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 22]
Summary: William Giles would rather spend his last month before heading off to college in the library reading, but he is determined to be a good sport and let his father and stepmother enjoy their yearly family camping trip. Light-hearted reluctance becomes something much more powerful when he discovers that the girl who broke his heart three summers earlier will be joining the fun.
Buffy Summers isn't really a fan of mysteries, but she is drawn to one inscrutable young man with shocking blue eyes. Can she solve the puzzle or will she simply end up watching the stars alone?
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12397
[Report This] Published: 09/20/2011 Updated: 09/23/2011
Daddy's Little Girl by spikes slayer Rated: AO-AdultsOnly Liked [Reviews - 17]
Summary: After a whirlwind romance, Spike's wife Joyce tragically passes away, leaving Spike to be the full time parent of a 17yr old Buffy. What happens when Spike starts *noticing* his step-daughter? WARNING- will be kinky-- if this type of story doesn't interest you, please don't read
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Freaky/Kinky, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2429
[Report This] Published: 01/09/2011 Updated: 01/09/2011
Everyone Knows That School Dances are Bloody Stupid or How Not to Ask a Girl to the School Dance by Dorians Kitten Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 32]
Summary: William Pratt needs to make some changes in his life. The first step is asking the pretty girl across the street to go to the school dance with him. He is going to try today.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8979
[Report This] Published: 04/28/2011 Updated: 05/11/2011
Fractured Fairy Tales, Part 1 by PaganBaby Rated: AO-AdultsOnly Liked [Reviews - 228]
Summary: Buffy and Spike are transported into a book of fairy tales in order to rescue Dawn, who had been drawn into it by magickal means. They'll have to work their way through various stories, taking on the personas of characters and seeing familiar faces along the way, to find Buffy's sister and bring her back home.




WON at the Sunnydale Memorial Rewards for Best Plot and Best Pairing (Conventional)! I was also Runner Up for Best Author!






Nominated at the Running With Scissors Awards for The Cookie Dough Award (Best WIP)




Nominated in Round 2 of the C2C Buffy Awards for: Best Romance, Best Original Plot, and Best Sex!
Categories: Porn with Plot
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Horror, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Freaky/Kinky, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 147144
[Report This] Published: 09/08/2009 Updated: 06/12/2010
Goddess by xaphania Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 41]
Summary: Buffy Summers is the hot teacher everyone lusts over, William Giles her student. He’s thrilled to have been roped into helping her out over the summer; she’s just trying to fight her attraction to him.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12641
[Report This] Published: 04/09/2011 Updated: 10/11/2011
He May Be Your Dog But He's Wearing My Collar by Minx DeLovely Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 218]
Summary: Drusilla tests Spike and he fails spectacularly. What will he do now that he has nothing left but his obsession with the slayer?


Begins during the summer between seasons three and four. Turns into a complete season four rewrite with little resemblance to the events in the series. Finally Finished!!!!







Winner At the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards for best Angst, best original character and best original character pairing. Thanks to all who voted!!!



Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96592
[Report This] Published: 09/05/2011 Updated: 05/16/2012
Hello, Cutie by scrambled_thoughts Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 131]
Summary: "She was one of those un-fuckable Sunnydale girls. One who was probably too prude and pure to get involved with a bastard like me. You see, besides having what my father calls an intolerable penchant for swearing, I also can never keep my room clean, I procrastinate like nobody’s business, I rarely think before I act, and I’m a tad bit unreliable. I’m also a bit of a prick if you haven’t picked up on it yet." Fantasy fic with an odd touch of canon
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33240
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2008 Updated: 05/06/2012
Legal Debriefing by Behind Blue Eyes Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 173]
Summary: William " Spike" Eros is one of the new Attorneys at Wolfram and Hart. Elizabeth"Buffy" Summers is an ADA (Assistant District Attorney) who loathes him. Or does she? A story about the fine line between love and hate and answers the question, can you trust someone even if you don't trust yourself.
Categories: Fantasy/AU
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 105081
[Report This] Published: 08/31/2009 Updated: 11/21/2009
Lie In The Sound by DrkDevin Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 336]
Summary: Buffy and Spike had lived separate lives until a drunken night in Vegas changed everything. Bound by a lie born out of fear, they seize the opportunity to use each other for their own benefit never expecting to fall in love. When the truth is revealed, will it rip them apart? Or is their love strong enough to survive?
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 38343
[Report This] Published: 02/21/2007 Updated: 10/16/2009
My Elizabeth by Puddinhead Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 298]
Summary: A 2011 Buffy back in 1880 along with William Pratt. After an ocean voyage and a stop in New York City, our couple sets off across the American West.

There are showdowns, riots, murder and olde tyme bathing suits. The story is also chock full of history and you'll learn all the 'hip slang' from these wacky Victorians in no time. It also features a few real historical figures, but no spoilers. I'll only say that it is NOT Genghis Khan and Amelia Earhart. Put that thought right out of your mind.

Though this is a sequel to "Yours, William," it also works as a stand alone. I had to take down "Yours" as I'm rewriting as an original. You can email me about this if you want info.
Won Round 25 of the Sunny-D Awards for Best Alternative Universe. Won Round 26 for Best Drama, Best Original Character, Best Original Character Pairing, Best Unfinished. Thanks!


Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 164308
[Report This] Published: 09/13/2011 Updated: 08/24/2012
Name by Minx DeLovely Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 240]
Summary: Revised Summary

Spike's lover is a stranger; he doesn't know anything about the girl who visits him night after night, not even her real name. This is a dark, kinky neo-noir that is not for the faint of heart. To give specific warnings would give away the whole plot, but be prepared for anything.

Winner of Best Plot in round twenty-four of the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction awards. Runner up for Best Angst.



Thanks to everyone who voted for this story!


Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Horror
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 74862
[Report This] Published: 01/19/2011 Updated: 08/13/2011
Of Things That Would Never Be by Blond Goth Girl Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 132]
Summary: A mysterious warlock promises Buffy a vacation and Spike his secret wish. Little do they realize, the trick he has played on them both. Will they accept a new reality or continue down a path of mutual destruction? AU after season two. (Historical) Buffy/William Buffy/Spike. Beautiful banner by pamsblau
Spike,Buffy,Spuffy
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Freaky/Kinky, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44093
[Report This] Published: 04/10/2010 Updated: 10/13/2011
Someone Blue by Dorians Kitten Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Set immediately following Willow's Will be Done spell during Something Blue (season four) and going AU from there. Free will has been returned, everyone's feeling's should be their own and yet Spike is left feeling the pain of a broken engagement. His wounded heart is no secret, but the Scoobies are at a loss to figure out why. Can they find a way to break the spell or will Buffy be stuck with a lovesick vampire sidekick?
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8447
[Report This] Published: 08/06/2011 Updated: 09/23/2011
Sweet Sixteen by pattyanne Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 154]
Summary: William and Buffy are teenage neighbors meeting for the first time. Love and hormones rage!
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 55585
[Report This] Published: 05/23/2004 Updated: 05/10/2005
Switched by Mabel Marsters Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 39]
Summary: Buffy is fighting a demon, Gile's is trying to help and Spike is enjoying just watching! Then something happens and it's down to Buffy to try to sort it out! Set in season four - Buffy and spike feature in every chapter but not romantically as sticking to canon - just thought you might like to see this - was the third fic I wrote. Bit of fun! Let me know what you think!! WINNER OF BEST COMEDY AND BEST PLOT AT THE SUNNYDALE MEMORIAL FANFICTION AWARDS
Categories: Comedy fics
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16000
[Report This] Published: 02/16/2008 Updated: 02/23/2008
The Fog of War by KittyKarnivore Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 19]
Summary: This is the third story in the "Dirty Blondes" series. The tale picks up where "Break a Leg" left off, shifting back to Spike's POV once more.

Now that the opening salvos have been fired from both sides, the ex-arch-enemies wage war with sexual gymnastics, dirty laundry and words, words, words...


Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Freaky/Kinky, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: Dirty Blondes
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12906
[Report This] Published: 04/20/2011 Updated: 02/17/2013
The Game by xaphania Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 38]
Summary: Two competitors. Two prizes. One winner. When Spike and Buffy are transported to an alternate dimension and forced to compete against each other in a race of logic, wit and strength, who will succeed? As the finish line draws closer, will they find themselves getting closer, too? Set between seasons four and five.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10841
[Report This] Published: 09/11/2009 Updated: 01/27/2010
The Girl with Flaxen Hair by Unbridled Brunette Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 81]
Summary: As he succumbs to the same illness that robbed him of his family, a lonely man finds solace in a dream... (Buffy/William)

Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 36822
[Report This] Published: 04/14/2010 Updated: 06/27/2011
The Midnight Society by foreveryoung Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 157]
Summary: After five years of marriage Buffy finally decided to officially change her last name from Summers to O’Connor. Then, a few weeks before the couples 5th anniversary, they attend a party that causes much confusion and emotional stress for the petite blonde—putting her faith in her marriage and her faith in love on the rocks. The man she spent 9 years with becomes a stranger in one single night. However, at the party she does meet William...
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other, Spike/Other
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26008
[Report This] Published: 03/09/2009 Updated: 09/18/2010
The Way To A Man's Heart by Dorians Kitten Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 131]
Summary: What's a good girl to do when she's set her sights on a bad boy? One word answer: Bake.

"It's just sex with a side of icing. I want to eat it like cake!"- Minx DeLovely
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 52794
[Report This] Published: 01/09/2012 Updated: 06/05/2016
What Place Is This by Peta Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 124]
Summary: Spuffy. Based on the events of Lie to Me. Buffy and Spike's confrontation in the cellar goes differently and Buffy's budding sexuality is awoken by a very angry Master Vampire who, as usual, doesn't look before he leaps. A Spuffy fic that goes seriously AU from canon.
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Violence, Sexual Situations, Rape, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 30082
[Report This] Published: 05/26/2005 Updated: 06/01/2011