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The Boss by Karbear57 Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 109]
Summary: Buffy and Spike meet during spring break & have an affair. Years later William comes to town and is Elizabeth's new boss.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35266
[Report This] Published: 07/10/2006 Updated: 07/29/2006
Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 07/27/2006 Title: Chapter 18: 24-25

Oh yeah, flowers and sex go well together.

Author's Response: lol

Twinlets by Xela Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 789]
Summary: Sequel to Singlets: Will and Spike are twins who have been lusting after their new, but sadly taken, roommate. What happens when Buffy comes home drunk one night and announces her split with one Riley Finn? Adult fun with twins--Spillfy of course!
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 45 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 92138
[Report This] Published: 07/11/2006 Updated: 07/19/2007
Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 1: Part I

I just freakin realized something. May sound ridiculous to you, but I haven’t read an 18 rated fic in I don’t know how long if ever. I was entertained so much by singlets – yet it had no sex! So unlike me, giggles. It’s a fab prequel as I re-dive into twinlets. Damn, when is my husband coming home again, oh right, next Thursday, I can wait, I think – puts a fresh pair of knickers on standby as I read, giggles. That entire first paragraph for twinlets is just so funny. A perfect picture of a drink Buffy with her sloshy thoughts. WHOA – is she ever putting out the vibes on her roomies now and naturally they feel tortured, giggles, I’m seriously just gonna re-read the entire thing b/c it’s been over a month and I know I’m going to enjoy it as much the second time as the first. LOVED the paragraph where she rambles about thinking about them while having sex w/ Riley. Oh boy, the twins are plotting already and waking up to being the middle of a pale male sandwich? WITH erections??? THUD! Tina wakes up after five whole minutes. The end part where they corner her is such a ripe cliffie – get’s me every time, GULP – in a good way.

Author's Response: :D That is just the gosh-darned tootin'est thang I ever did hear!! Give your husband my regards...or maybe you'll be giving me his *saucy wink* HA! And if there's one thing I can say about the Twins, it's that they are ALWAYS plotting. I mean, always. And can't you just see them stalking Buffy, corralling their prey until they have her...right...where they want...her...*POUNCE!* yummy.

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Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 2: Part II

There just aren't words strong enough to describe how hot that was... I need to go back to the drawing board, giggles. Bravo sweety. I'm now useless today as far as housework or concentrating or... anything!

Author's Response: muwahaha! I'm going to make it my personal mission to make you incapable of thinking every time I write something now. I think that's a good goal.

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 2: Part II

There just aren't words strong enough to describe how hot that was... I need to go back to the drawing board, giggles. Bravo sweety. I'm now useless today as far as housework or concentrating or... anything!

Author's Response: ;)

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 3: Part III

WOWOWWOOWOWOWOWOW! I'm a boneless heap right now. And how awesome is that - that they all are in a relationship now? Wonderful, just simply wonderful.

Author's Response: They were totally made to be in a relationship together. Stupid Riley. I should have written him out at the beginning. :-P

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 4: Coming Clean I

Ouch. THat conversation stung. Well written - especially since I could feel the sting and hurt.

Author's Response: Thanks. It's always gratifying to hear Ive hit a certain emotional tone.

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 5: Coming Clean II

Damn but Willow was spot on in her argument. Great points she made. WOW, hot dance image. Buffy is one lucky girl.

Author's Response: Yeah, Buffy doesn't even know how lucky she really is. *le sigh*

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 11/09/2007 Title: Chapter 33: New Memories and Homecomings

I'm still reading it sweety - just have a lot going on here. Wow, that whole Caleb religious cult thing was wild. You really did your biblical research there. Glad to see everyone home and happy. I hope to finish the story over the next few days.

Author's Response: Good to know. I'm still alive, in case you were starting to fear for my existence. I've had to check once or twice myself because I got sucked into the GradStudent Black Hole a couple of times. And yeah, sadly, there wasn't too much research needed. When you come from a highly conservative hyper-religious state, you hear a lot of stupid stuff. Sadly, I've met quite a few people who would wonder what was so bad with what was going on.

Summary: Hank Summers is caught embezzling from Spike while Spike has eyes for his daughter, Buffy
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34492
[Report This] Published: 07/22/2006 Updated: 08/13/2006
Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 07/27/2006 Title: Chapter 5: 5

I love it even more the second time around I swear. Such a forceful Spike. It's been such a long time since I've read this and since my hubby's taking a long bath, I thought why not???

Author's Response: LOL, you better jump him while he's around.... get all your orgasms for better writing

Eyes Wide Shut by Marisol Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 39]
Summary: By chance Buffy gets to know about a young man who draws pictures of her. When she finally meets William, the young artist she has never seen before, she finds out that drawing is not his only talent...
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2652
[Report This] Published: 07/26/2006 Updated: 08/02/2006
Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 07/27/2006 Title: Chapter 1: first chapter

You've got my attention......... completely. Very original plot, I'm excited to see what direction you're going in with this. He's blind??? That certainly adds to his abilities. Hopefully you'll explain the cause of the blindness next chappy? Can't wait to see why this girl (assuming it's Buffy) popped into his head. Can't wait to see how they'll meet. I'll be watching closely for another update. And don't worry about the language barrier thing. From what I read, it doesn't seem to be an issue. You can always use MS word's feature of translation between any 2 languages. Good job, very very good job so far. Keep going, I need more to satisfy my curiosity.

Singlets by Xela Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 212]
Summary: Pre-qule to Twinlets: Spike and Will, two sucessful publishing VPs, are looking for a roommate. Buffy Summers, a grad student at UCLA, just happens to be looking for an apartment. Spike/William, Buffy/Other Sexual Situations, Adult Language, non-graphic Twincest, Buffy/Other Nominated at the Spark and Burn awards: Best AR and Best Fantasy
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky, Buffy/Other
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26326
[Report This] Published: 09/01/2006 Updated: 10/15/2006
Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 3: Moving Out

You’re about to get bombarded with review from me from ch3 on – I decided to prepare them first and then submit. Love how you’ve portrayed Lorne in this – he’s a fav of mine. I so hate Riley already, ewww. The Buffy thoughts are adorable and wow, how hot is Will and Spike in this with their devious little minds already doing Buffy sideways, erm, sandwiching, erm, no that’s right, giggles. ‘A dash of queer in his body’... ROFL! I’m in love with your sense of humor hon, really – fucking brilliant! Ya know, it really creeps me out to no end when Xander winds up the bad guy. Not that I mind, but it creeps me out b/c of his darker side that came out in btvs – all with the judgmental crap.

Author's Response: Oh man. I'm, like, totally giddy. You have NO IDEA. You're freaking commenting on my stories, that's...unbelievable. You're fantastic! I love you! I love your writing! I want your skillz! And you like my stuff! EEP! And yeah, of all of them, I always thought Xander was the most real-to-life could be baddie. He had some issues that were just scary. I totally get where you're coming from.

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 4: Moving In

Erghhh! I’m with Spike and Will on the Riley-factor and I love their instinctual protective mode. Though I can understand his pov about his girlfriend living w/ 2 guys, the ‘moving in’ with him bit is so possessive and pushy. Hope he doesn’t go all psycho on her – well aside from that stupid sloppy kiss and hint of let’s have sex thing – ewww! Biley is an appropriate word, hee hee. You definetly have a gift for writing hon, you’ve dragged me right into the story with no problem and that’s hard to do as an author. The imagery and feel of it is wonderfully constructed. Bravo.

Author's Response: Ugh, I agree. Biley *shudders* Your words mean so much to me, you have NO IDEA. I'm grinning like a loon here reading them.

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 5: UST Interlude


Loved the Princess Bride reference – one of my fav movies. Such playful twins, yummy. Gah – the ice cream and finger licking-shirtless goodness...GAH! Perfection squared indeed!


Author's Response: When I was little, and my parents took us to Blockbuster, I would ALWAYS rent the Princess Bride. I didn't want to see anything else. And yeah, Twins and ice cream is just...yummy.

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 8: Fighting Like Boys and Girls

Okay - somehow bonehead me got my reviews outta place, but now I'm back on track. You've befuddled my brain with visions of twinlets so I lost track, giggles. OMG, fighting two sexy men in business suits – where do I sign up? Is it sick of me to seriously consider that hot? Nah, not when it would involve twins, hee. But of course shirtless is way more yummy. Wow that fight scene was scorching hot.

Author's Response: haha, there are worse things to be befuddled with ;) Oh, man, I saw these pics of JM in a suite and I melted all over the floor. I mean, completely pile-of-goo. So I thought, Self, what would happen if there were TWO of...him...in...suits...

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 9: Every Party Needs A...

Erghh! More Riley badness. Going to read more party goodness with the next chappy now. Glad to see Gunn in this one – he’s another fav of mine

Author's Response: Yeah, I've just gotta work up to getting rid of him. Ass. And I loved Gunn, and always thought he could have been so much more, ya know? But hey, that's why I get to play with him now!

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 10: It's My Party

And YAY for Anya. Everyone needs an Anya in their lives. Hmmmm, hope Anya doesn’t go for Xander this time, but if she does, maybe it will loosen him up a bit. Damn, I really don’t like Riley . There’s nothing worse than a overactive boyfriend – leads to trouble.

Author's Response: Anya rocks. Anya and I would have been best buds if I lived in the Buffy verse. We're talking tight, making-people-blush-together buds. And no, no...Ander? Xanya? Not here, no ma'am.

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 11: Routine Discoveries

If there was a way to spell that cartoon noise when a character shakes his head back and forth in rapid,wanton, disbelief, I’d insert it here! The whole bed time is private time and Buffy’s mental reaction was priceless. Enter Spike in towel and then Will naked? THUD!!! I woulda fell of the bed too. I-I’m okay... NOT!!! Pants heavily as naughty visions fill my head, hee hee. And a big wheww for Bufy not leaving. Evil grin, now she’ll be justified in her own day dreams that will be sure to fill her head again, and again, and again...

Author's Response: hahaha. Yes, I had FUN with Buffy in this one. Because you know whenever she's 'doodling' or staring off into space in class or not paying attention that she's dreaming of Spike. Naked. mmmmmmm

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 12: Lunch Dates

DOH!!! Harmony, Riley, I smell trouble of the I-hope-he-get’s-busted variety, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Uh-oh, it never happened, hmmmmmmmm, well, it has to eventually and I can only imagine how sweet it will be to read, giggles.

Author's Response: Oh, he'll get what's coming to him, don't you worry. I'll take care of our heroes.

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 13: No Boys Allowed


A red headed slut for Tara—as if she needed another one, LMFAO then LMFAO some more! You’re killing me. Oh, that was too funny, the way you wrote the slurring words. I have a scene yet to write with a drunk Buffy and after reading this, it’s sparked my muse – thank you sweety. I won’t have her saying too much, but the words of course have to come out all jumbly-like when she is. Nice game. Incidentally, I have to come up with a question game for the same fic where they have to tell the truth, but so far can’t think of one. They’ll be sitting in a hot tub so it can’t be with props (cards) and of course the whole truth or dare thing won’t work either – being confined to a hot tub and all. Good thing I have plenty of time to think on that one.


Author's Response: :D Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't resist that. Not one bit. Oh man, that's the biggest compliment you could have given me! Our muses should talk, have a little chat. You know, having experienced my share of hot tub games, there's always Never Have I Ever, and then there's Floatsome of Doom, wherein you grab something that floats and set it in the middle of the hot tub. Whoever it hits has to answer a question of the person who set the thing afloat. That could work for you, n'est pas?

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 14: Gradumation



I can’t tell you what a joy it truly is to have found such a quality fic to read. I mean seriously, it’s helping my muse to open up and relax at the same time after being stuck here for a bit on my own stuff. I never considered myself a huge twin fan, but what you have here is so well constructed and you can ‘feel’ the tension, UST, and that has truly sold me. That’s what I try so damn hard to do in my own writing, draw people in and make them feel and see whatever it is the characters do, not an easy task. And here you make it seem like a walk in the park. Bravo girl! Before when I’ve read twin stuff, it was more like I covered my eyes and peeped out from between two fingers, this has my eyes wide open. And to think I have soooooooooooo much more to read with and then twinlets – which I incidentally read out of sequence – silly me. But I have yet to finish it and thought maybe it would be best to read this first and boy am I glad I did – woo hoo. Anyway, about the review, booooooo, hissssssss on poop-head Riley. How dare he.


Author's Response: Geeze. I'm just...holy halitosis batman. Big praise. Huge. Like, soul-lifting, totally inspiring, humbling awe-filled comments. I'm gonna go...grin...under my covers and squeal with fangirl glee now.

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/30/2007 Title: Chapter 15: The Break Up




LMAO – Lorne was a hoot in this with his comments. I bet you had a blast writing him. God I wanted to hit Riley over the head when he talked about her moving in with him and the whore comment, erghh. I so wanted to put a few crippling military moves on him. But the ‘I wasn’t screaming’ comment was SO damn sweet. Go Buffy, get your groove on, it’s your birthday... hee hee. OMG – I seriously didn’t realize this was the last chapter. See, you have me so drawn into it, giggles. And here I should be doing housework. Evil author you.... sneaks off to refresh memory quickly by skimming chapters already read of twinlets – squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! May have to review on that later though – I looked up at the clock and thought damn – has that much time passed already? HAHAHAHA.

Author's Response: Lorne. is. AWESOME. Like, the best. Seriously, one of my favorite Buffyverse characters. I had to much fun. And yeah, Buffy got some clawz. And I'm so glad you're giggling! I like making people laugh. And housework is for after fic reading. If you could see how much I've been slacking off catching up on my reading...MAN.

Summary: Buffy must pose as Spike's human slave to infiltrate a vampire human slave ring and rescue Tara. Of course everything that can go wrong does, forcing the reluctant couple to take things far futher than they ever intended. Typical snarky humor, innuendo, and eventually, smut.
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37202
[Report This] Published: 10/07/2006 Updated: 11/28/2006
Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/28/2006 Title: Chapter 8: 18. Realities

WOW, I finally had some time to do some reading, i went all the way through this and can I just say HOT!!! Please post soon - you can't leave me hangin like that, it's evil. I'm interested to know what this down on stage bit is. Love the humor in here too, very funny. I like your Spike, the attitude coupled with wanting her to want him is wonderful.

Author's Response: Thanks - its nice to know I'm gaining a few readers rather than losing them. But expect more cliffies (sorry - well, not really). But I loved the humor in this story too, and tried to keep it light hearted. Fantasies is my favorite chapter cause I jsut think it's hilarious. And of course Buffy doesn't see the humor in any of it - whiohc just makes it funnier.

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Date: 10/28/2006 Title: Chapter 9: 19. Dreams

damn that was hot, but too short.... MORE I say, MORE. bravo

Author's Response: Okay, more now. Thanks for the reveiw

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Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/1970 Updated: 01/01/1970
Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/08/2006 Title: None

Good God woman, are you tring to kill us all? I would follow you to the ends of the earth for just one more chapter of anything you write. When I saw you posted a new story I thanked the PTB and dutifully read every line, knowing I would be caught in the web of your story telling ability. Christ I wish I was her at this moment. More eloquent reivews to come later, I'm just too tired and taken away by the whole plot here. This is soooo hot. You won't hear a single complaint from me. I consider myself the type of woman who secretly fantasizes about a man like Spike, with all his power and bravado just 'taking' me. Gah. Please say you'll be posting this one too on a weekly basis.

Author's Response: Well I'm glad you are loving it. It should be interesting, especially to you because it will show how my writing has changed over the last three years. I did a bit with the story, but think I am going to leave it pretty much as it stood when it was published. I feel I have grown as an author since then and am curious to see the response I get to this older work. I too love the whole swept away thing. Some women want their men to be a prince. I personally prefer dark (or in his cse blonde and sexy) with a growly, rough and tumble temperment who takes no argument and gets what he wants. That's my 'prince' No whimpy guy in somwe stuffy castle for me. LOL Guess that's why I always dated the bad guys. Yes you guys will get this weekly and I will keep up with Shadows as best I can as well. This one is only 16 chappies too so it won't be so long in coming. Thanks for the lovely review hun and look for the Lucian piccy when I post the next chapter of Shadows next weekend.

Reviewer: Im_bloody_English Signed Liked
Date: 10/10/2006 Title: None

I’m sorry you don’t feel well today, I hope you get lots of rest and get over your cold soon, I know there’s nothing worse than to be sick during the week. WOW, awesome chapter. I love this kind of William, all domineering, arrogant, cocky. I was surprised by his business dealings, but that adds to the story, especially since it will be interesting to see how that kind of business was dealt with back in those days. Poor Buffy, being spanked so soon, though I’ve a feeling she’ll learn to enjoy a little pain with her pleasure. I’m thrilled to see William willing to be gentle with her so quickly. He, of course, is smart enough to see that being too abusive too soon won’t help. I reeeeeeeeealy hope that he will be faithful to her and not bring other women into the bedroom, expecting her to go lesbo – but that’s just me. I wonder how she’ll do during the day while he’s not around. His henchmen gave me the major creeps. I also hope she finds at least one friend in the house, perhaps a servant. Oooooh, and maybe (okay, you know how I love to speculate, but I’m not asking for spoilers, I wouldn’t do that.) she’ll discover some bit of information or something that she can eventually hold over him, and enable her to deny him sex – that would have him falling for her in an odd twisted way. OK, I’m going off in some weird direction here, sorry. And such an evil cliffie, you naughty girl you. I can’t wait to read the next chappy.

Author's Response: Sorry hun but I have to keep this short because I really don't feel well. Glad you liked the chapter and you know I am going to refuse to answer any of your speculations. Thanks for your review. I do appreciate it, I'm just to tired to answer properly.