William is in a monastery wondering about his future when fate takes a hand and he and his cousin are taken in a viking raid. Set a millenium ago
Oooo, more Spuffy please! And soon! William just has to know what his daughter looks like....sigh. Great update!
Author's Response: spuffy will arrive in due time I promise. thanks for the review, they make my day
23 year-old Buffy has to spend her summer with her teenage cousin Xander and his cousin Will... who's no longer the shy boy she remembers. Or is he?--------------------------------COMPLETE
Note: Although this started as a 'Romance' it would now better fit the Porn With Plot category (if there was one)... I guess that can be expected when Spike is a teenage hormone bomb!***Nominated at the Cradle Of Humanity Awards in the Best W.I.P category.
Winner of 'Judge's Choice - THE ECSTASY AWARD' at the Forbidden Awards', Runner Up Best AU at the Indigo Crypt Awards, and Reader's Choice - BEST FANTASY 'WE MISSED THE BED AGAIN' at the Spuffy Awards! ***YAYYYYYY *does happy dance* Thank you Carrie and xenachakram12 (lj), you rock! Mmmm...Spike in a wife beater...
Hell, Spike in anything...or nothing at all. Yummy. Gah, I'm drooling!
Ok, so I am reading your fic here, and so far I'm entranced. Doesn't take much though, like a mag pie and shiney stuff, Spike is my shiney stuff. :D
Author's Response: Ahahahaha! Thank you for reading it honey, glad you liked the beginning! :-)
XXX
*Fans herself* Phew...Spike...mmmm.
Things will be interesting in the pool. Spike in Buffy's room...hmm, wonder what could happen with that?
You smutty woman you! LOL
Author's Response: You know, I plan on actually having a scene in the pool... :-P
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Holy crap! He caught her! LMAO!
"Oh Will! Oh...WOAH! He's right there!!" hehehehe, you're twisted.
OK, great smutty chapter, on to the next
Author's Response: Hehehehehehe, I'm afraid I am... Darn, I shouldn't have begun posting under my real name :-P
You're turning into a review whore, you know? Blackmail for reviews...tsk tsk...unbecoming behavior. Oh what am I saying? I'm one too, blackmail is good. Good chapter...Xander crushage on Willow...SWEET. Poor Will, Poor Buffy, Poor vibrator.
Author's Response: Awwww, how sweet are you be feeling sorry for the vibrator? LOL!!!I am a review whore, I know! *hangs head in shame* But you love me anyway! LOL!
Oooo I got so many warm fuzzies with this chapter. I especially liked Buffy's head lying on Will's lap while they watched the movie. Such a simply thing, but very intimate. *heavy sigh...
Great update!
Author's Response: :-) Thank you honey, I'm glad you're enjoying this:P
Gah! I wanna smack Buffy! Take his teenaged ass and spank his monkey! Mmmm...sorry, droolage over Spike.
Gotta read the next!
Author's Response: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh god, what is she gonna do???
Right, I'm gonna smack her for breaking poor Will's heart. Bitch.
Ah! it's like a drug, I gotta read the next!
Author's Response: I'm so happy you like this! She did act as a royal bitch, didn't she? LOL
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God, Buffy is so stupid! I hope they figure it out... and you said a little angsty? Grrr...liar.
So does teaching him to be a man include doing the monkey sex? I hope so, they both need it.
Next...
Author's Response: Hahahahaha, I guess by now you've figured out what teaching him includes ;)XXX
Finally!!! Major grindage! SWEET!
She better keep him is all I have to say.
Next
Author's Response: You know she's gonna keep him! I'm all about the Spuffy!!!!XXX
UGH! That chapter was too short! More, must have more...my precious...hehehehe
Author's Response: Oh, there's deffinately more! *giggles* 'my precious'? LOL!!!XXX
LMAO, poor Willow, she got an eyefull!
Oh Buffy better reciprocate his feelings or I'm gonna get pissed off.
Great chapter hun!
Like I said...it's a drug now, I need my fix. You better post more of this story...SOON
Author's Response: *claps hands in glee* you're addicted to my story??? *grins profusely* I'm so happy!!! Gonna answer the rest of your reviews and read Omniscient!!! Squeeeee! You've updated!!!!XXX
Uh oh, the jig is up! Talk about miscommunication here!
I love your Willow and Xander in this. Nice to see the softer side of both.
Next!
Author's Response: Yeah, Xander reminded my of my little cousin in the first season, I liked him and Willow a lot more then than in the Seasons that followed! XXX
As I said before, Stupid Buffy.
At least Xander and Willow might be a helping hand in all this mess. They can never seem to be on the same page at the same time, I swear!
Mmmm more chapters...hehehehe
Author's Response: Well lack of same-page-ness (lol) is so typical of Spuffy, I couldn't resist :-PHope you enjoy what's next!!!XXX
Oh god, da rooooolll da rooooolll... as Daffy Duck would say.
Ooo and Buffy's gonna give him the duster, I can feel it!
Author's Response: Spot on there!!! :-)XXX
LOL, IMHO I don't think it's kinky either...just another form of sex. And you wrote the scene well, good job!
'This bloody fuck is bloody fucked' - LOL, good one!
I KNEW she was gonna give him the duster....bwahahahahah
Author's Response: Bwahahahahahaha!!! (and he seriously did say that! LOL)Glad you liked the scene!!!XXX
Ooo devious little Willow...but it will allow for more Spuffy boinkage. That is always of the good.
But will Buffy agree? Let's read on...
Author's Response: Like that's really a question :-P Wouldn't you agree??? LOL! I know I would have sent the other two packing myself! LMAO!XXX
Ugh, I have to wait for the smutfest! Sigh...oh well you can make it up to me by leaving a review for my stuff..hehehehe.
Author's Response: LOL! Woman you're as shameless as I am! Gotta love that in a person :-P I'm off to love... ermmm, I meant 'read' omniscient right now! And you won't have to wait long! Posting on Monday!I'll talk to you later, *Hugz*
Ooooo the angst... I feel it coming in DROVES I tell you, DROVES! You evil, evil woman....hmmm, I think I shall do something evil as well.... BWAHAHAHAHHAHA. LOVED the pool sex... it's fun, I tell you! Thanks for being patient with me until I got to review...thanks hun!
Author's Response: LMAO! So you feel the angst coming, huh? Did someone give you a hint? ROFLIm SOOO happy you liked the pool sex!!! And thank you for reading hun! Love you lots and lots!
Author's Response: PS. AND DON"T YOU DARE DO ANYTHING EVIL IN OMNI!!! HB I can take (hardly) but NOT OMNISCIENT!!!
*Sniffles* Good. You didn't have her move away like...across the country for instance. Phew. And how clever is Anya? Go Ex-Demony girl! hehehehe. Now, for some reason, I dread the wrap up. Your baby has all grown up now and is leaving for college, what do you do???? Why, you go and have another little plot baby, that's what! And so, Mixing Business with Fanfic was born (9lbs, 2oz) and what a cute little bugger it is! YAY! Great job...don't make us cry too much with the ending (you know I hate sappy crap).
Author's Response: LOL, gotta love that Anya, huh? Don't dread the wrap up, all the bad stuff is over and done with... though there might be some trouble in the one shots... :-P LOL at the description of MBwF and glad you like that too! Won't make you cry, promise, thank you for the review hun, wuv ya lots!!!
*sobs a bit* Thank you for the nod hun, and yes, you know I hate sappy, but I think I can make an exception - since this is the end and all....sigh. Great christening scene! YAY! The dinning room table is always a fav! Ooo and you went the "OTHER" way too, hehehe! So now that they are happily living together, are we going to see one-offs to peek inside their lives? (ie, getting married, having kids, getting old - that sorta thing?) The answer better be a resounding "YES!, Why YES, Carrie, I'd love to do follow-ups on our favorite couple - yesiree!" tee hee... Awesome job hun, CONGRATS on the BIG finish! ;)
Author's Response: YES!, Why YES, Carrie, I'd love to do follow-ups on our favorite couple - yesiree! -- Did that cover it??? LOL! I'm not planning on seeing them grow old -- as in EVER, cuz they're gonna stay young and happy and in love FOREVER, k? But there will be one-shots, cuz I NEED to revisit them, I love them so much *is sappy again*Couldn't NOT give you that nod, hun! I'm so happy to have met you, and I love you! Thank you so much for the review - and for everything, really! *hugs*
Oh my god... you have to finish this!!!! Don't leave us hanging! Please say this isn't the end! *cry profusely* This was a brilliant idea hun, I giggled all the way through it!
Author's Response: Don't cry too much, you'll get water in the keyboard and then it all comes true :-)
Hrolf (more answer coming)
Oh that was good... Sorry, I thought you had ended the story on the last chapter! My bad! That was an awesome little fic! Well done!
Author's Response: Thankyou! I do other stuff as well, but not here. Wrote this 'cos my Alpha (well I'm the Beta reader...) does this for real and I just couldn't take much more! Glad you enjoyed.
Hrolf
You know what it means... whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. ‘Murphy’s Law’ comes into play from the moment our two favorite blonds meet despite any initial attraction to one another. What’s the result when a womanizing genius and a prudish workaholic are forced together in every way with no choice but to deal with each other 24/7? Tons of UST! Will it ever get resolved, or will they kill each other first? .... “Tell me somethin’, pet. Wha’s the real reason for your knickers bein’ in a twist aside from the possibility you put your plug in sideways?” …. “The fact you’re still breathing is number one on a very long list of reasons and oh-my-God... crude much?” Romance, comedy and mild angst.
Awards won, readers&judges choice: best author at Spark and Burn. Indigo Crypt – best author-runner up and Chosen Awards judges choice. Cradle of humanity: Winner - best wip, runner up – happy workers award. Nominated at Spark and burn for best wip/best fantasy - at Serenity on the Hellmouth Awards round 5 for best Spike fic and best Buffy fic - at Spuffy Awards round 15 for Best Buffy Characterization, best fanatasy angst and outstanding fanatasy fic and at Cradle of Humanity Awards for best story and best romance . ROFLMAO!!! The scene at the restaurant was priceless, reminded me of the Three Stooges or something slap sticky like that! Hahahhahah! Oooo and naughty Spike, going through her things like that, tsk tsk...all for a good cause I'm sure. Oh I can't wait til you update again. How about Mondays? Gives me something to look forward to when I come home from work! And I'm just waiting for Spike to go all caveman on Buffy and knock her up side the head with a club saying 'Buffy Mine...Ugg!' hehehehe.
Author's Response: Hahhaaaah, it was rather a bit classic huh? But of course no less hilarious due both men's actions. LMAO - that would be funny, clubbing Buffy and dragging her of caveman style. I gues I'm having more votes for whenever and a couple of Mondays or Sundays, but regardless, I'll update regularly - that I promise - smooches to you my sista and thanks for the review.
OMG OMG, I got such tinglies at the 'almost kiss!' Damn it woman, is this story going to be FILLED with 'almost kisses?' UGH, this UST is going to be soooooo long lived. And the Brazillian wax job LMFAO! Priceless! I hate Angel... YAY! And I'm so glad Spike didn't make a bet with Angel on who would ahem... well.. you know. And awww...poor Buffy's reaction to Spike...lol, I think I did that once! Hmmm is Spike gonna get her a kitten? Gag, I'm making myself sick with all this sweetness...ewwww LOL.. Thanks for posting tonight hun, was WELL worth it!
Author's Response: Hahahahhha, al I can say is it's gonna be a long road, so there'll be some of that 'almost' moments, but of course eventual spuffyness. Glad you liked the 'Brazilian', I couldn't resist the misunderstanding - which of course they have many throghouth the entire story, mwhahahah - evil laugh. Nope, no way is SPike going to make a bet w/ Angel over Buffy - even he has some morals when it comes to that, plus he' knows her better now too. Sticky sweetness huh, puke -yeah, me too, not much on it but sometimes it serves a putpose if planned right, giggles. Glad you liked it all my sista - luv you lots and thanks for the review - I have to review your tory now too once I finish answering review. Kisses.
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