Summary: COMPLETEDBuffy joins the military and heads off to Basic Training. The Boot Camp experience can be rough enough to endure, but there’s something, or rather someone that will make her time spent becoming a soldier ten times worse - a Drill Sergeant sent straight from the bowels of hell that takes an instant dislike to her mere presence............. Spike. He’s evil, he’s mean, he hates her but even worse... he lusts for her. This is not a military fic or even a fic about the military. The Army serves only as the backdrop-setting to the story, so don’t shy away from reading. Winner of Best Fantasy at Love’s Last Glimpse Awards, round 19. Spuffy Awards Round 13: Judges Choice; Most Original Plot, Best Fantasy Saga. Readers Choice: Best Fantasy We Missed the Bed Again. Judges hand picked for special acknowledgment. Cradle of Humanity awards: Winner - happy workers awards, runner up - best smut
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 141678
Member Since: 01/12/2008
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm 27. I love to read Spuffy and almost all romance. NEVER was a Bangel! eww! He's alright and everything but too depressing for me! He was fun with Cordy though. I have made alot of friends and lovely sisters on here. Carrie (Darkrivertempest), Sotia, Zoe, Tori (Serenity), Tina (Im_Bloody_English)...several more. One of my fave authors on here is of course NautiBitz. The one I stalk to most is Im_bloody_English. She is soo freakin' awesome! I love her work but she tries to play it off but she's just that freakin' good to me! First time readers of hers should read "Tailored Encounters" or maybe "In The Army Now". They're both AU's but definitely worth it!!! TRUST ME!! As for NautiBitz, she speaks for herself!! Um.....that's all so far, Buffy wise. I'll get back to you on the rest.
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm 27. I love to read Spuffy and almost all romance. NEVER was a Bangel! eww! He's alright and everything but too depressing for me! He was fun with Cordy though. I have made alot of friends and lovely sisters on here. Carrie (Darkrivertempest), Sotia, Zoe, Tori (Serenity), Tina (Im_Bloody_English)...several more. One of my fave authors on here is of course NautiBitz. The one I stalk to most is Im_bloody_English. She is soo freakin' awesome! I love her work but she tries to play it off but she's just that freakin' good to me! First time readers of hers should read "Tailored Encounters" or maybe "In The Army Now". They're both AU's but definitely worth it!!! TRUST ME!! As for NautiBitz, she speaks for herself!! Um.....that's all so far, Buffy wise. I'll get back to you on the rest.MSN IM: 
spikeluv84
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Reviews by spikeluv84
[Report This] Published: 01/17/2007 Updated: 10/09/2007
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed 
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 3: A Stayfree Moment
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 3: A Stayfree Moment
omg, Spike with children!!! be still my ovaries!!! i had to fight with my "inner mom" to flip the switch off. she ended up with a damn black eye. i'm 23! i'm not wanting kids right now and this man is about to make me lay down and yell MORMON!! he could knock me up in 5 mins. and i wouldn't complain a bit!! God help me!
and oh yeah, here comes nasty Spike. he's the best. love reading him. mix him in with a little William and BAM!! perfect man!!!
:: i'm not prejudice against Mormons. i'm just citing the fact that they don't believe in birth control. ergo, lots of little Spikes running around. :) ::
Author's Response: LMFAO, breathes, then LMFAO again - you are seriously so funny and make me laigh and smile so hard. Oh god - I needed it too today, my mood was bad. Mormon, ahahhahahha, i have a few mormon friends, don't worry about insulting anyone, I think we all get what you mean. Oh boy, I can't wait to see you reaction towards the end of the story, *snickers and winks*. Thanks for the uplifting review - hugs you tight.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 4: To Win the Battle but Not the War
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 4: To Win the Battle but Not the War
“Thought you might.” He couldn’t help himself, wasn’t even aware of it when it happened... he tilted his head to one side and smiled at her.
omg, mini-orgasm!!!
and BEWARE THE TAMPON!!!! MWAAAAAHHHHH!!! LMAO
Author's Response: Hee hee, mini-o indeed, he slipped, he's falling for her. Of course I couldn't resist the tampon thing, evil here, Mwahahahahahah. THanks darling, I adore your reviews. smooches.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 5: Cold Shoulder
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 5: Cold Shoulder
ahhhhhh caveman-protective Spike!! gotta love him!!!! got this is like my dirtiest little dream!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING IT!!
Author's Response: Oh yes, he's possessive as allllll hell. And boy if he didn't let it out on Lindsey.... creep that he is, giggles. You're most welcome and thank YOU for every single review, I love them all, it makes me smile like crazy here. Kisses and hugs to you, boo.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/08/2008 Title: Chapter 6: One Good Day
Date: 02/08/2008 Title: Chapter 6: One Good Day
u can have them for free!!!
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BRO'S BDU'S???? I WANNA PLAY ARMY!!!
u know, i almost hated Spike when he just kind of dismissed her right afterwards, ( i know the experience first hand) but then he came up and kissed her and i was just like "awwwww" *sniffle*. but the sex.....OMG.....give me a large glass of ice tea afterwards AND A HIGH-SPEED FAN!!!
gurl, i think we think too much alike!!!
i'll pay S&H if u send him to my addy asap! and don't forget the bow!! :o) (if wishes were 'Spike's i'd have millions! lol what's the french word for million? menege-? that'd be something to write *scratchs out* EXPERIENCE!)
Author's Response: Hahahahhaahahahah, ready to play Army? Yeah, I felt sort of bad for writing him as walking away from her, but he had his reasons and he did have heart enough to go back for the last kiss. We do think a lot alike huh? Great minds, that's what they call it. LMAO at your last coment - too funny. Thanks for the review darling. Hugs.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/08/2008 Title: Chapter 7: Rules of Engagement
Date: 02/08/2008 Title: Chapter 7: Rules of Engagement
HAHA! Spike got a dose of his own medicine! and the poor baby is afraid of needles?? how embarassing! and to have to take it in the ass? HAHA!! (i think that sounded dirty.) i love how Buffy turned his own shit back on him and turned him into a quivering puddle. but she better be sure to watch what she says. cuz we both know that Spike will give well more than he gets. and he does it so wellllll. i would suggest that she get a bloody padlocked chastity belt in the meantime if she's gonna go up against him! cuz he plays dirty so good! :)
Author's Response: Giggles, he really did deserve to get it in the ass, didn't he? I've done that many a time to many an ass working in the ER and have to say - if they weren't nice people to begin with, I did get a little sadistic satisfaction from it, hee hee. Buffy was treading on thin ice for sure, but she knew she was safe in her envirnment to do so, giggles. Glad you enjoyed the chappy hon - thanks for the review. Kisses.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/08/2008 Title: Chapter 8: A Battle of Wills
Date: 02/08/2008 Title: Chapter 8: A Battle of Wills
yeah, i hope she caves soon cuz Spike is just getting sad. but it was great to see him get his come-upins!!! but i think i'll never look at cheese the same way again though. i'm yo-yoing between gagging and thinking naughty thoughts. PLUS, i had a SWEET ASS DREAM of Spike in cami's last night and lets just say he was VERY 'commanding'. ;o) thanks for the inspiration English!!!!
Author's Response: Great dream, mmmm, Spike, cami's, commanding, yup - that does it for me. O, gotta have the dog tags though - got a thing for them, lol. Yeah, I admit the cheese thing was pretty gross, but he so deserved it and for a kiss... he'd do anything. Thanks for the review sweets - huggles.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/08/2008 Title: Chapter 9: Know Thy Enemy
Date: 02/08/2008 Title: Chapter 9: Know Thy Enemy
Everyone loved it but unfortunately, my platoon Sergeant didn’t find it amusing when he questioned me as to what I was thinking and I replied I was going for complete coverage for our next FTX – tee hee.
HAHAHA!!! OMG, my bro would've had a field day with that! he's a serg. in the Marines so he would've made u take it off. i, on the other hand, give major kudos for it.
and i can't wait for this upcoming week. Spike is sooo gonna lose!!
Author's Response: GIggles - I was a bit of a rebel, what can I say. I did eventualy take it off, but I was right - I mean, TOTAL coverage and all cuz nails are pinkish colored. Hope you like the next chappy - safe to say we're gonna see Spike with his hair dyed. Thanks darling - smoochies.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/08/2008 Title: Chapter 10: All's Fair in Love and War
Date: 02/08/2008 Title: Chapter 10: All's Fair in Love and War
With her hands above her head, eyes closed, body swaying slowly, she felt a distinctly male pair of hands touch her wrists and ghost their way down her arms, sides and waist to settle low on her hips, fingers splayed across her abdomen. At first she thought it was the man that came to dance with her and Faith, but the familiar scent and feel of leather against her back when he pressed himself against her set off the warning alarm.
okay!!!! i would sooo want to dance with Spike! i bet he can dirty dance with the best of them! hot damn! and what a way to flip that KISS! 5 stars English! Bravo!
p.s. that song was totally bitchin'! i listened to it while i was reading! oddly enough, it totally fit the scene. :)
Author's Response: I love that song, so I'm happy you found it fitting. It was sexy and just the kind of beat you'd want Spike to come up behind you and get all bump and grind-y. Sighs. Thanks for the review hon. Hugs.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/09/2008 Title: Chapter 11: Treading Through Uncharted Territory
Date: 02/09/2008 Title: Chapter 11: Treading Through Uncharted Territory
woo-hoo! tell her charlie!!!!! i wish Buffy would get off the bitch-go-round and give him a chance. she's really getting on my freakin' nerves! give him a chance with ur "FAT" ass!! god i hope it gets better this next chapter.
Author's Response: Yeah, she's being her stubborn self, but I think you'll like how she does finally come around, *winks*. Can't wait to see your reaction to it boo. Thanks for all your reviews - hugs you tight.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/13/2008 Title: Chapter 12: Dining With the Enemy
Date: 02/13/2008 Title: Chapter 12: Dining With the Enemy
u know, sometimes u just have to love soft and sweet Spike. just a little bit here and there but it's always nice. and on another note:
message to Buffy: GIVE INTO THE FORCE!! IT WILL ONLY MAKE YOU HORNIER!!
and Spike can always be a baad baad man with me! rude and crude are always sexy as hell but turn around and give me flowers and i'll squeeze him till he pops like warm champagne and come beggin back for more.........3 days without Spuffy or this story and i was about to go freakin' nuts! THANK YOU JESUS I'M BACK!!!
Author's Response: It is rather nice to see his tender side every now and then - even though the 'rough around the edges' is quite sexy. It shows he's a man with a tender heart. LOL - glad you're back and stil enjoying it all hon - hugs you tight. and thanks for the review.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/13/2008 Title: Chapter 13: Enemy Mine
Date: 02/13/2008 Title: Chapter 13: Enemy Mine
She should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche for having given him such a fine ass. Sans underwear in his Army green cargo pants with matching long-sleeved military sweater, she couldn’t help the dirty little thoughts that crossed her mind.
HALELUJAH!!!!!! (u get my drift. shouldn't be such a long ass word!) i'm soooo lovin' domestic Spuffy but damn a reader can only take so much!!
sometimes i seriously hate u English! BRING IT ON!!!
p.s. mud+Spike=BEST VACA EVER!! i wanna go paint-ballin! and u almost seriously made me cry when he got confessional. brat. i had enough of that in "Taliored Encounters"!
Author's Response: Hee hee hee - just the imagery alone of that man dressed like that is enough to make me drool - I couldn't help but write it the way my mind's eye saw it - glad you liked it. Mud and Spike, wrestling, mmmmmmmmm, dirty, giggles. Oh yeah - he had to do the confessional thing - clean slate and all that rot - just hope you didn't mind that bit of sap. Thanks again for the review/s hon, I adore each and every one of them. Big hugs and juicy kisses to you boo.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/13/2008 Title: Chapter 15: In the Arms of a Soldier Part 2
Date: 02/13/2008 Title: Chapter 15: In the Arms of a Soldier Part 2
okay, you've won!!! i offically saw stars!!! and dogtags bouncing around in my head!!!! now i have to go rape my boyfriend! and when the hell are you gonna break out the uniform?????? i seriously wanna see that scene!!!!!
Author's Response: HAHAHHAHAH - those dog tags, shudders, they get me every time... jingle-jangle-jingle baby!!! As for the uniform, lol, juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust wait - I think you'lll like it when you get to it, *winks*. THanks for the review boo - luv u.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 16: Home Soil
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 16: Home Soil
“Spike, I’m tired,” she whined, watching as he disentangled his arms from her legs, his lean, toned form crawling its way up her body to hover between her legs.
pfffjhhhh, yeah RIGHT!!! ain't no way in hell i'd ever say that!!
and OMG!!! OMG!! OMFG!!! U USED THE UNIFORM!!!! when he showed up like that i: A.)lost my breath B.) started bouncing in my seat C.)started clapping D.) kind of squealed E.) couldn't quit squirming for shit!
that was the most HOTTEST love scene i've ever seen between them and just....the suit the suit the suit....the dogtags.
what have u turned me into English??? (and i'm sitting here stuck on a MILITARY BASE!!) (cherry point, NC)
Author's Response: LMAO - he's insatiable, is he not? Gotta love a Spike with stamina. SQUEEEEEE, glad you liked the uniform use - I simply HAD to write that cuz wow - that would be my fantasy, hee hee. Have I turned you into a perv, or just a woman who might search for a soldier here soon, giggles. I'm soooooooooooooo very thrilled you liked the chapter hon - thank you thank you thank you for the review. Huggles.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 16: Home Soil
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 16: Home Soil
p.s. so how'd the convention go w/ James???
btw, if u don't mind, i'm gonna print this story pic out and make it a poster!
Author's Response: It was AWESOME! I met a lot of people to include other spuffy authors, moderators for two JM forum sites, a couple of really great ladies from England and it was like every where you went, everyone had JM in common so it was like meeting old friends instead of new. And JM was fabulous - I had a chance to speak with him 3 times and he was very nice. I don't mind at all about the poster, you blow it up as large as your wall if you want honey. Hugs and kisses.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 16: Home Soil
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 16: Home Soil
LMAO, "I'm A Soldier" by Eminem just came on. just thought that was a funny note.
Author's Response: LMFAO - coincidence - I think not, giggles.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 18: Extended Leave Part 2
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 18: Extended Leave Part 2
Spike+grrrrr=me in a puddle! I sooo wish Angel would've gotten his ass kicked. i mean, what MAN signs his 'I's with hearts!!! big ass pussy! i'm curious about what she has to tell Spike though. i think she's pregnant. and u've made her mom so cool. and back to Spike...yeah...Mee-oow baby!
Author's Response: Growly Spike is the hottest, isn't he? I couldn't resist writing Angel for the ass that he is, giggles. As for her being pregnant, well, just read on. Glad you liked Joyce - I wanted her to be the perfectly col mom. Thanks for the review hon - snuggles.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 19: A ‘Course’ of ‘Obstacles’
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 19: A ‘Course’ of ‘Obstacles’
i LOOOVVEEE how you called her a "bony ass bitch" and made it clear that skinny isn't always sexy. kisses! p.s. i need more protein too. *wink wink* lol
Author's Response: HAHAHAHAHHA - she needed her comeuppance too, and what fun it was to write. Snorts with laughter over your protein comment. Thanks again for all your review darling. Smoochies to you.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter Out
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter Out
okay, i've NEVER tried that but with James/Spike/William i'm more than willing!!! AND IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!! C'MON!!! i'm freakin' alone on V-day (my ass of a b/f broke up w/ me. he didn't like JM. so BU-BYE!)!
Author's Response: LOL - giving you fuel for fantasies? And boooo on your ex, guess he can't take the comeptetion huh? No worries, you'll find someone son. Thanks for the review and I hope you V-day goes well anyway - hugs and kisses.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 21: Labor Day
Date: 02/14/2008 Title: Chapter 21: Labor Day
“Oh, HELLLLLL no. I’m not doing anything. Not until someone wakes him the fuck up.” Lorne gave her an incredulous look but she didn’t care. No way was Spike going to get out of this-this... birth by going unconscious on her!
“Can I slap him?” Xander asked, an all too eager look on his face.
LMAO, there's just soo many good things in this chapter that i can't site them all. i was soo happy when you brought Lorne in and Xander too. LOL Spike passed out! that wuss. and i just loved this whole story. you did such an AWESOME job!!!!! i loved this ending pic and the pic of the car in the previous ch. where the hell did u get that?? anyways, i couldn't picture a better ending for them and i can't wait to read more of your stories. LOL expect lots more reviews as usual. two stories in one week is a lot, even for me! and yes, my b/f broke up with me over JM/Spike because i wouldn't give him up. and then to add insult to injury, i told him that Spike was the only reason he was getting laid anyway. then THEN he called him a piece of shit!!!!! so right now, i'm typing you and he's replacing all his belongings. JAMES MARSTERS FOREVER BABY!!!!
see ya in the next story English!!!!
Author's Response: Giggles - giving birth may not be fun for the mom - but funny things can happen, they did both times I gave birth, hee hee. I can't believe how much you've made me blush sweety - I mean really, you've made my entire week - hugs you tight. It's nice to know when someone really appreciates your work, ya know? And again, poo on your ex bf - tard!!! My husband isn't the least bit threatened, even when I met him and I sent him the pic of JM and I all snuggled up. I do hope you enjoy any of my other stories hon - you've been absolutely so wonderful and religious in your reviews, it makes me wanna write and write and write. Lots of hugs and kisses hon.
Summary: After being brought back to life, Buffy's life is filled with despair and misery. Buffy POV about her feelings. WARNING!!! Dark Fic!!!! Starts Season 6 with Buffy's resurrection and goes off-canon! Deals with suicide!
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2368
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2368
[Report This] Published: 03/16/2007 Updated: 03/16/2007
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/23/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Whisper
Date: 02/23/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Whisper
::reaches for tissues:: stupid bitch!!! should've left the window open!!
Author's Response: Aw, poor Monica...sorry for your tears, but that was the intended result. Don't worry, dear...my other stories aren't quite as depressing. Thank you so much for the review, really made my morning!
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/1970 Updated: 01/01/1970
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/23/2008 Title: None
Date: 02/23/2008 Title: None
all i can say is: ~bow chica bow-ow bow chica bow-ow!~
Author's Response: Lol you liked that then! lol Thanks hunni! xxx
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/23/2008 Title: None
Date: 02/23/2008 Title: None
i loved this story!! it was great! *Riley's still an ass!*
Author's Response: Yes he is! lol I hate him and always will the big doof bag! thanks hun! xxx
Summary: What happens when Buffy finds a small stone statue with a rather large appendage... left behind by the previous owner of her newly purchased house? Her nights become filled by dreams of passionate sex with a faceless stranger that seem so real, she begins to question her sanity. Romance - porn WITH plot.
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2469
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2469
[Report This] Published: 04/28/2007 Updated: 04/28/2007
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 01/20/2008 Title: Chapter 1: WTF?!?!
Date: 01/20/2008 Title: Chapter 1: WTF?!?!
MORE PLEASE!!! loved it!
Author's Response: I promise there's more to come, i'm just taking a much needed to break to get caught up on some writing before posting again, I promise. THanks hon, glad you enjoyed the first chappy. hugs
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/1970 Updated: 01/01/1970
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/22/2008 Title: None
Date: 02/22/2008 Title: None
cookie, cookie, cookie!! a big fat chocolate chip cookie!!! with whipped cream!!!
Author's Response: Lol Awww Ty hunni! thanks! xxx
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/22/2008 Title: None
Date: 02/22/2008 Title: None
awwww, how that comment will come back to bite her in her tanned ass!
Author's Response: Lol yes it will! lol thank you! xxx