Summary: COMPLETED Buffy Summers is successful and content with every aspect of her life save one: her sex life. Sick of methodical vanilla sex with her current boyfriend, she still has never been able to achieve an honest first-rate orgasm in her entire life. Then one day she stumbles upon a mysterious escort service online that offers her hope of a perfect sexual experience and impulsively decides to seek out their help. What starts as a simple business transaction turns into a night of unbridled passion-filled sex with the handsome stranger the service pairs her with, leaving both of them to question if once is truly enough. Special noteThis is NOT porn without plot. Matter of fact it's loaded with plot. Please do not shy away from this theme as I think you will be pleasantly surprised as to what's really inside. Thanks. Comedy/Romance/Angst/& good Spuffy Luvin. Awards won: Round 12 of Spuffy Awards: Best Fantasy Author (readers choice), Best Fantasy Romance (judges choice), Best Fantasy "We Missed the Bed Again" (judges choice), and Judges Pick. Round 3 at Forbidden Awards: The Sensual Award. Spuffy Awards Round 13: Judges hand picked for special acknowledgment. Current Nom: Spark and Burn for Best pwp, best romance and best Spike characterization.
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 194741
Member Since: 01/12/2008
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm 27. I love to read Spuffy and almost all romance. NEVER was a Bangel! eww! He's alright and everything but too depressing for me! He was fun with Cordy though. I have made alot of friends and lovely sisters on here. Carrie (Darkrivertempest), Sotia, Zoe, Tori (Serenity), Tina (Im_Bloody_English)...several more. One of my fave authors on here is of course NautiBitz. The one I stalk to most is Im_bloody_English. She is soo freakin' awesome! I love her work but she tries to play it off but she's just that freakin' good to me! First time readers of hers should read "Tailored Encounters" or maybe "In The Army Now". They're both AU's but definitely worth it!!! TRUST ME!! As for NautiBitz, she speaks for herself!! Um.....that's all so far, Buffy wise. I'll get back to you on the rest.
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm 27. I love to read Spuffy and almost all romance. NEVER was a Bangel! eww! He's alright and everything but too depressing for me! He was fun with Cordy though. I have made alot of friends and lovely sisters on here. Carrie (Darkrivertempest), Sotia, Zoe, Tori (Serenity), Tina (Im_Bloody_English)...several more. One of my fave authors on here is of course NautiBitz. The one I stalk to most is Im_bloody_English. She is soo freakin' awesome! I love her work but she tries to play it off but she's just that freakin' good to me! First time readers of hers should read "Tailored Encounters" or maybe "In The Army Now". They're both AU's but definitely worth it!!! TRUST ME!! As for NautiBitz, she speaks for herself!! Um.....that's all so far, Buffy wise. I'll get back to you on the rest.MSN IM: 
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Reviews by spikeluv84
[Report This] Published: 06/05/2006 Updated: 09/30/2007
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed 
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 34: Worth a Second Go
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 34: Worth a Second Go
and i'm walking out the door with a cigarette and a huge ass mofo smile!!!!!
p.s. what's the name of that song? the words seemed familiar.
Author's Response: The name of the song is Far Away by Nickelback... and my god that singer has a panty melting voice, GAH. Have a good smoke darling, and i do hope you enjoy the rest. Hugs you tight for the review.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 34: Worth a Second Go
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 34: Worth a Second Go
not to be a big freakin' dumbass but who the heck is Lucian? i've heard that name before....
Author's Response: oh, Lucian, is the steamy goodness of a vampire, Spike's second in command in a story that a good friend of miune had to take down here from TSR to protect her job. He is Martin Rudolph - the actor, who played VLad Dracula on Buffy vs Dracula AND the made for TV movie Dark Prince - the true story of Dracula. WHich if you haven't seen, you really, really, should. THe dud e is so freaking HOT. And in my firends's story, he falls for Willow.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 36: Spike, Reintroduced
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 36: Spike, Reintroduced
“Remember when you played the piano for me that one time?” Lowering her free hand down his chest suggestively, she whispered in his ear, “I nearly came just from watching.” That earned her an astonished but lustful look.
“I think we’ll get along jus’ fine then, pet.”
HELL!!! YES!!!!!! certain men in glasses are just so ridable! and i've seen JM in glasses and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
and OMFG!!!!!!!!! LORNE AND ANYA!!!!!!!!!!! i thought MAYBE Xander but them!!!!!!!! LMAO yeah, strap-ons. i can see Anya doing that! i need to lie down. but first....LAST CHAPTER! (no offense but THANK GOD! i keep having to sneak on my bro's computer.)
Author's Response: Gigggles, I had to throw a curve ball in there, but I think it worked - I mean they both have the quirky personalities and expertise to keep each other well entertained, LMAO. ANd oh yeah, smart guys with glasses and can play the piano - my panties are on fire at the thought,, giggles. Thanks or the review - huggles.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 37: The Rest of Our Lives (Epilogue)
Date: 02/07/2008 Title: Chapter 37: The Rest of Our Lives (Epilogue)
okay. this is my last review for this story. you should feel proud. this is the most i've ever reviewed any author, including Pattyanne. this story was the best Spuffy AU story i've ever read! the characters were right on (Anya kind of scared me and i missed Xander), you incorporated cross-over characters well, the sex scenes were the BOMB! i swear, no B.O.B. required. the angst was awesome! i love angsty Spuffy sometimes. not too dark though. you did it great! i laughed, i almost cried, i wanted to punch both of them at times, and i wanted to hug Buffy and sex Spike/William. even when he was bad. cuz that's when he's at his best. your portrayal of Buffy was spot-on to me and that's hard to get. i loved this story from the get-go cuz, you know, nasty dirty-talkin' Spike is always awesome but you moved past that and made it a REAL relationship. i could've lived without Wesley though. i believe he was just a filler, lol. LMAO that kiss was sooooo S3, the awkward, after prom, packing books kiss that Cordy shared with him. it was awkward then and it sure as hell was when i had to reread it. keep up the great work. you're an awesome writer!!! i've been writing for almost 10 years and, to me, you are way better! my story isn't coming along so good. my muse freakin' died!!! i also heard that this was your first story?? you deserve all the damn awards you get if it's true! keep up the awesome writing and now i'm gonna go pick through your other selections. oh btw, making Spike a chef.....i never would've thought of it! he could cook, play piano (i'd sex him up just over that!), wears glasses......my perfect fiction man......but it just has to be Spike, lol. happy writing!!!!
Author's Response: I'm above honored, believe me, every review you left me was like a piece of candy I had to eat, they were so delicious and sweet and funny, thank you so very much. It thrills me you thought enough of it to take the time. And of coures its such a compliment to know I got you involved enough with the characters to feel what they felt. Yeah, could have done without Wes, but he served a tiny purpose, hee. I was so sure when he kissed Cordy things were really going to get interesting, so when it flopped I wasn't disapointed, I actually laughed. Yup, this is really my first ever fic, one that allowed me to grow and hopefully got better as the chapter went. I'm still trying to improve though, perfection in writing I think is unachievable as there's no real standards to compare it to - when there's so many styles out there, but I'm aiming high to keep learning, keep trying and keep improving. I'm so sorry your muse died - i hate writers block - pooey. But it always passes thank god, right? Thanks again and again for all the reviews my friend and good luck on getting your muse back on trakc. Huggles.
Summary: While visiting Paris for the summer, Buffy is instantly attracted to a shy bartender. Problem? She doesn’t speak French and he can't understand English. With a little nudge from their helpful friends, they find themselves in a situation where they must communicate. Can the barrier be overcome in other ways?
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13026
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13026
[Report This] Published: 08/31/2006 Updated: 10/11/2006
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/15/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Entretien à Moi, Bébé
Date: 02/15/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Entretien à Moi, Bébé
i love it!!! keep it coming! can't wait for Spike to come out of his shell. yum yum baby!!!
Author's Response: Giggles - so you like shy William? Great - cuz that's what he is here as Buffy procedes to seduce him. THanks for the review sweety. Hugs.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/15/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Séduire Moi (Seduce Me)
Date: 02/15/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Séduire Moi (Seduce Me)
okay, just to be clear...how old is Spike? and can i just say: GO GIRL!!! MAKE HIM SAY "GRRRRR!"
Author's Response: He's about 21 - if I recall correctly. ANd oh yeahBuffy's puling out the big guns, hee hee. Thanks for the review hon. Kisses.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/18/2008 Title: Chapter 3: Le Vin Et Dinent (Wine and dine)
Date: 02/18/2008 Title: Chapter 3: Le Vin Et Dinent (Wine and dine)
i had to cover my eyes!!! but i'm betting embarassment, red faces, and aching parts. am i right?? well i'm gonna have to go back and read it in a second!! right now i need a drink!
Author's Response: LOL, glad you're enjoying it - like I said, its my earlier work so not written as well as it could have been, but I'm glad you like it anyway. Thanks for the review sweets. Huggles.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 3: Le Vin Et Dinent (Wine and dine)
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 3: Le Vin Et Dinent (Wine and dine)
:: looking for online classes:: I HAVE TO LEARN SOME BLOODY FRENCH!!! (although i don't know if i can keep a straight face saying weewee LMAO nope sure can't!)
this may have been ur earliest writings but i surrrrrre am enjoying them!! now i'm gonna have a dirty little French Spikey in my ear all night!! soooo missed u after two days!! *yes Tina, talking to u!*
Author's Response: YAY - glad you're enjoying it and hey, French just sounds sooooooooooo sexy in a deep William voice - I couldn't resist - hee hee. Thanks babe - smooches.
Summary: One Shot: Buffy's 42 and facing her final apocalypse. She thinks over her life since Sunnydale...
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2188
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2188
[Report This] Published: 09/12/2006 Updated: 09/12/2006
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 05/29/2008 Title: Chapter 1: One Last Apocalypse...
Date: 05/29/2008 Title: Chapter 1: One Last Apocalypse...
omg i got chill bumps!! when she was talking about how sad she'd been over the years, i felt so sad and just wanted Spike to wrap his arms around me and hug me! i even got a little teary-eyed at the end. how did she die though???? she just fell over dead?? did she take a potion???? that confused me a lot. and that was awesome that Dawn married Conner. i wonder if they ever found out about each other's parents. hmmmmm...... but the ending did make me very misty. lol. great job!!
Author's Response: She was done; she stuck around, did what she had to do and then was ready to go. Nothing more mystical than it was Time and she Knew it. A little existential, playing with those well-known tropes of our society. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Summary: Sequel to ‘Language of Love’. With the language barrier still intact, as well as William’s virginity, our couple is now on the road driving back to Buffy’s summer residence in France. Will they make it there before their hormones get the better of them? I strongly encourage you to read ‘Language of Love’ first, (3 chapters long), it will help make sense out of this story. This is pwp.
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 30221
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 30221
[Report This] Published: 10/18/2006 Updated: 12/06/2006
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Me Conduire Fou (Drive me Crazy)
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Me Conduire Fou (Drive me Crazy)
u know....i heard it was legal to have sex while driving in Europe (England). it was only if u wreck and got caught that u'd get a ticket. any truth in that Tina??? *pulls out notebook.* commences writing:
1.) find James on tour (hopefully Europe!!)
2.) look into English driving laws
3.) look into wine
4.) learn the dirtiest French words
5.) find small but reliable car
6.) go back to number one!
7.) if number one works out, repeat 3 and 4 as necessary!
Author's Response: Heee - I wouldn't know - but I wouldn't mind finding out, LMFAO!!!! Love your checklist - its priceless - woo hoo. Thanks for the review darling.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Puissance de Deflower (Power of De-Flower)
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Puissance de Deflower (Power of De-Flower)
oooooh poor spikey! my face is red from just reading his embarassment (thanks Tina! :p) but i can tell u that it was that way for me. the guy was more experienced and whatever *he sucked* and i was embarassed so yeah, my heart goes out to Spike. now....let's see if the next chapter will make me FORGET my first time. *for real, he really sucked*
Author's Response: Oh wow, sorry to dredge up bad memories. Mine wasn't anything spectacular either, believe me, ughhhhh! But, here in spuffyland - all will be well, *winks*. THanks for the review boo. Kisses.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 3: Le Contact D'une Femme (A Woman’s Touch)
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 3: Le Contact D'une Femme (A Woman’s Touch)
F: “That’s it. Show me what you want, what you need. Show me what I must do to make your body cum around me. Can’t wait to know what that feels like, Buffy... you, coming hard all over my cock.” If he could form a coherent thought, he would have wondered if she enjoyed dirty talk like he did.
“Ohhhh shit, keep talking and I’m going to cum any second.” She pulled faster on his hips, meeting him thrust for thrust, the need in her belly coiling tightly, readying to spring any moment.
AMEN SISTER!!! I NEED ICE TEA AND A CIGGY AND PROBABLY WON'T BE BACK FOR 30 MINS.
just a few quick notes before i go: i sooooo love Anya! she is totally my inner self (my outer self is a lot more contained...unless i have alcohol). i'm glad u made Xander and Spike friends. i was always wishing they would make-up on the show. i'm wondering when William's going to find out about his nickname though. i was laughing so hard at the end of this ch. that my face hurts. i'm gonna be up all night reading this story and i don't even care about work tomorrow. (gotta be at work at 9 am and it's 15 till 1). LOVIN' YA TINA!!
Author's Response: I'm a dirty lil girl, I know - but hey, spoken in French? HOT. Don't be late for work girl - thanks for the review. Kisses.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 4: Cabane d’Amour (Love Shack)
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 4: Cabane d’Amour (Love Shack)
oh my would u look at that! *clink clink* my glass is empty!! and my mouth feels glued shut. moving on and getting more tea!
and i'll be the millionth to say that i will GLADLY be his pin cushion! i'm taking up the *ahem* cause! *eg*
Author's Response: Long Island ice tea perhaps? LOL. Glad you liked and thanks for the review. Smoochie to you babe.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 5: Porn et Circonstance (Porn and Circumstance)
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 5: Porn et Circonstance (Porn and Circumstance)
WHERE THE HELL IS ALL MY ICE TEA GOING??? (Tina you're evil and i love you)
Author's Response: HAHHAHAAHHA - sorry, but of course, I must confess, I really am evil sometimes, lol. Luv u too babe - thanks a million.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 6: L'amour Trouvera Une Manière (Love Will Find a Way)
Date: 02/19/2008 Title: Chapter 6: L'amour Trouvera Une Manière (Love Will Find a Way)
i swear i would be SERIOUSLY pissed right now if that was how it ended! i'm so glad u wrote a third part. now i'm gonna go cry and curse long distance relationships. why did u have to make me cry tina??? WHY???
Author's Response: Oh no - I always bring my couple together in the end, I promise, no sad goodbyes forever. Hands you a tissue and apologizes - please do go on and read the conclusion - smooches.
Summary: **Story is in the process of being re-edited and re-vamped as of Feb 2020**
Buffy's relationship goes south in a dangerous way. Can Spike protect her? Being famous and in the limelight makes things difficult!
**Runner-Up at the Cradle of Humanity Awards for the Handsome Musician award !Nominated at the Spark and Burn Awards for: Best Angst, Best Romance, Best Alternate Reality, Best Fight Scene. Also the Lost In Spike Awards.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 46 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 93842
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 46 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 93842
[Report This] Published: 12/29/2006 Updated: 06/26/2007
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/24/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 02/24/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
hi! how ya doin? it's me! i'm on this story now! just got finished reading about pedophile Spike, now i'm reading about Bodyguard Spike. so far i'm liking it! this could've been Angel S7 (if there had been a six those evil.......) and maybe everyone had lost their memories. i'm liking it so far! after this one i'll only have LC to read. :)
*so not meaning to call Spike a pedi. hell i'd call him DAD-DY!! i'm 23, he's 45......that has all kinds of kink written on it! LOL when it comes to Spike, age really doesn't matter. hell Buffy was 21-22 and he was 100+*
Author's Response: Ha! Funny side note at the bottom. I totally agree, he's fifteen years older than me and I'd jump his bones at the first chance. Glad you're starting this story, hope you'll like it.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/24/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Date: 02/24/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
SEREN-ITY! SEREN-ITY! WOOOO!!!!
that kind of has a catchy ring to it! lol good job so far!
Author's Response: It really does have a catchy lil ring to it, do it again! Thanks!
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
damnit i've got chill bumps too!!! damn movie in my head!!! Spike's face is like right....here! *points to left shoulder* his chin is ON my shoulder and i can feel his breath on my neck!!! eheheheheheheh! *shakes, shivers* moves on to next chapter! *tries to push face back but it does no good* i'm in deep shit here!
Author's Response: Yeah, it's really frustrating when imaginary Spike won't leave you alone...really gets in the way of RL! LoL!
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
okay, see....i was up with ya until the last part. what's with the fecking cell phone?! DRU! SHE LEFT! BROKE UP!! GONE!! FINITO!!! ADIOS!! now i'm as frustrated as Buffy is; and not in a good way!
Author's Response: Aw, I promise she won't be making trouble for our lovely couple...well, alot of trouble, anyway!
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
okay, here's ur problem. u're sending Spike AWAY from Buffy. Buffy is here. little red dot! Spike is here! little blue dot! we want them to meet in middle, not send blue dot off the map! help me out here T!
Author's Response: Quit with your whining...LoL! Just so you know (since I say it all the time to my other readers) there is a method to my madness! :)
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
see. u ruined it! the mystique is gone and i soo hope it comes back. the first words i read is: "Buffy slid from the bed, leaving Riley snoring peacefully." i almost upchucked in my mouth! that's just so gross! and as i guessed it, she was extremely unsatisfying. i'm debating on wheather i should just skip this chapter and move on or go back for more torture. tick.....tock....tick....tock.....:::sigh:: i hate myself. ::scrolls up::
Author's Response: Aw, come on! It's a perfect way to describe the lack of...stimulation...that Buffy is getting from both the sexual aspect of their relationship to the emotional aspect. You know you love it!
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
see i wrote "unsatisfying" but i meant "unsatisfied". the image of Riley's naked body in my brain disabled me for a minute.
Author's Response: HA! Yes, that image has a very hih upchuck factor. Either way, I was picking up what you were putting down.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
two letters: N!O!
Author's Response: Three letters: Y! E! S! It's very crucial to the whole story, just believe in me!
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
are ya stupid or something? break up w/ his Neaderthal ass! i could soo see Buffy in New York in winter wearing chic winter clothes and vixen red lipstick. that's the image that caught in my mind. and kismet is a bitch!
Author's Response: The inevitable will be here soon. Do you really think I'd keep her with that jerk? Blech.
Reviewer: spikeluv84 Signed
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Date: 02/25/2008 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
i could soo see that magazine! and i'd buy it too! i usually read maxim anyway and that seems like it'd be a hot issue. great job w/ the descriptions! i'm liking this song too! although to see it written out, it seems very different than the one Evanessence. i dunno. great chappy!
Author's Response: I'd have loved to see that cover! Yowzer! And, I agree with you on the song. It does lose a bit of emotion somehow, much more powerful when you actually hear it.