Penname: Dorians Kitten [Contact] Real name: Jennifer
Member Since: 02/26/2008
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Dorian’s Kitten lives a few miles outside Washington D.C. with one adorable husband and two rather demanding cats. She loves Indian food, Ikea, reading and watching too much television while hating telemarketers that call while she is already juggling too many pots on the stove and restaurants that claim a dish is vegetarian but still use chicken fat to flavor it. She is addicted to Diet Coke and will not be going to rehab (no, no, no). She occasionally regrets choosing a username that includes the word kitten; she had just watched Life Serial and had enjoyed a couple of adult beverages that evening. She is a sentience-centered egalitarian, a practicing Whedonist and dedicated member of Team Spike.

If you would like to get to know DK better, read more of her fanfiction or maybe even some original fiction (gasp), please check out her LiveJournal.
Web Site: http://dorians-kitten.livejournal.com/
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High School Outcasts by Pet Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 280]
Summary: PhotobucketSequel to 'Meeting William'. Buffy Summers used to be popular back at her old school, but here at Sunnydale High, she's a nobody. Although, she soon discovers that she's not the only outcast in the school. Nominated for Lonely School Award (Best High School Fic) at the Cradle Of Humanity Awards round 2!
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28480
[Report This] Published: 03/14/2008 Updated: 07/10/2008
Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 05/10/2008 Title: Chapter 11: 11

Ok- that was just mean. Another whole chapter and you ended it with same evil cliffhanger....genius. That said-please update soon. You are killing me here.
I'm glad that Anne isn't as bad as I thought. At least she seemed open to the possibility that she;d been wrong.

Author's Response: *lol* That was kinda evil, wasn't it? Anyway, I just posted the next chapter, not as evil at all, I promise. :) Thank you!

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 05/16/2008 Title: Chapter 12: 12

Too cute-I love this story.
And don't we all just want to here the words "Really, stalk me anytime" in Marsters pretty voice? lol

Author's Response: Oh, I so agree! *lol* Thank you so much!

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 05/22/2008 Title: Chapter 13: 13

Oh No! Poor William. Go save him, Buffy!

Author's Response: She better hurry... ;) Thanks for your review!

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 06/09/2008 Title: Chapter 15: 15

Arghh...need more now!!!

Poor William-I'm so glad that he stuck up for himself though. Go William!!
(I'm here cheerleader now.:))

Author's Response: *lol* You're welcome to keep cheering. Glad you liked, thank you!

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 06/24/2008 Title: Chapter 17: 17

One word...well, nit so much a words as a sound...Awww!

Author's Response: *lol* Thank you!

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 07/03/2008 Title: Chapter 18: 18

Aww... this is like a salve one can read to ease the pain from your other story. :)
So sweet...but where's the naughty?

Author's Response: Well, I guess this story is as innocent as the other one is angsty. :) But remember, there's still the epilogue... ;)

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 07/12/2008 Title: Chapter 19: 19

Aww..sweet ending! Thanks.

Author's Response: Thank you so much for reviewing, really happy you liked it! :)

Speak Now by Vanilla Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 418]
Summary: The day of her wedding, Buffy Summers realizes she’s making the mistake of her life, and flees on the back of the motorcycle of one of the catering waiters. Spike Pratt is hell-bent on leaving town the next day, then the impulsive decision to rescue Buffy from her fate throws his plans into a tailspin. For just one night they come together with no expectations, but with the harsh light of day comes the realization that sometimes life is what happens when you're making other plans.
Nominated at the Spuffy Awards for Best Fantasy Romance and Best Fluff. Nominated at Spark and Burn Awards for Best WIP and Best Fantasy. Nominated at the Cradle of Humanity Awards for Best Story.

Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43715
[Report This] Published: 03/20/2008 Updated: 10/08/2008
Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 05/29/2008 Title: Chapter 7: "Do you think you would have been happy?”

I'm so glad you're back. More story soon please!!! (oh and I hope you had a nice time abroad :))

Author's Response: So happy to be back! More as soon as I can, glad to hear you're so eager! Abroad was wonderful and amazing, and many a plot bunny was birthed over there. :) Thanks for the review.

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 06/02/2008 Title: Chapter 8: "Who knows what I want better than me, right?"

*groans in frustration* More please-now!!!

Author's Response: As soon as I can! Thanks for reviewing, Dorians Kitten, glad I...frustrated you? Heh

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 06/06/2008 Title: Chapter 9: "Can I stay?"

Oh the poor babies-So much pain and the promise of even more.

This can be worked out folks-neither of you has anything that ties to anyone or anyplace else.

More soon please-I love this fic.

Author's Response: They're definitely a sad pair, aren't they? And you're right...both of their ties to their lives aren't very strong. So glad you liked it, Dorians Kitten!

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 07/12/2008 Title: Chapter 11: “Why is it so?”

Another lovely chapter! Thanks.

Author's Response: Glad you enjoyed it, DK!

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 10/11/2008 Title: Chapter 15: "You all ready to go?"

Sooo tempted to make up some childhood abuse and spring it on you. ;)

I'll just stick to thanking you for a great chapter and telling you that I still adore this story. Poor Spike. Poor Buffy. These kids have some trouble ahead of them.

Love and Death Embrace by Addie Logan Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 505]
Summary: Once, William Pratt was a quiet poet, madly in love with his wife, Drusilla. Now, Spike is a loner, hunting in the night for the monster who took her away. He is focused on vengeance, making no room for anything else in his life – until his plan to get his revenge takes a turn he never could have predicted.
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47681
[Report This] Published: 03/22/2008 Updated: 05/20/2008
Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 05/01/2008 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter Fifteen

Exact Quote of me from thirty seconds ago (when I discovered that I'd reached the latest post) : "Oh Crap-no!"
So I wait until there are several chapters of a story posted before I give it a read because the waiting kills me ...just my luck this chapters got a killer cliffhanger too! :)

I wasn't too sure about vamp Buffy at first, but I'm really enjoying her. I loved how she dissed Anne Rice novels and then pulled a Louis maneuver a few moments later.

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 05/01/2008 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter Sixteen

You know I wondered if she was vamped, but when Buffy didn't recognize the name...

Nice.

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 05/03/2008 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter Seventeen

I love the evil clifhangers! :D

The Art of Translation by Konstantine Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 16]
Summary: Six months after NFA, Angel delivers the news of Spike's death to Buffy. She comes back to say her goodbyes but finds Spike alive...and evil again.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2957
[Report This] Published: 05/02/2008 Updated: 05/10/2008
Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 05/10/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Sanctuary

Wow-what an excellent story premise.
My heart just stopped with that last line by the way.
I look forward to seeing more.

Even Champions Need a Home by Slaymesoftly Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Response to a challenge in which Buffy finds Spike in the basement a little earlier and they have a talk before Season VII gets rolling.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10191
[Report This] Published: 05/08/2008 Updated: 05/09/2008
Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 05/09/2008 Title: Chapter 1: One

Yes. More please.

Author's Response: *G* more soon.

Until the End of the World by Unbridled Brunette Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 23]
Summary: I know you'll never love me. I know I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man, and that's... What if Buffy did treat Spike like a man? My response to a challenge posted on my livejournal. (One-shot.)
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3428
[Report This] Published: 05/10/2008 Updated: 05/10/2008
Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 05/10/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Until the End of the World

That was lovely. I could easily give in to the temptation to weep right now. More importantly it was quite possibly the most perfectly in character and plausible pre-season six love scene between them that I've read (and I read a lot). Really-wow!

Author's Response: Every time I watch the stairway scene in "The Gift," I feel the urge to weep, so if this fic makes you feel the same way, I'm flattered. ((hugs)) Thanks so much for the review.

Don't Stop by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 163]
Summary: Pre-'Becoming', Buffy and Spike duke it out in a ghost town saloon. Throw in a lasso, a mechanical bull, an acid-spewing sewer beast, top-shelf whiskey and a Journey song, and the sex just writes itself...

"Get a load of you, all slay-kittenish, taking on a pubful of nasties in your Friday night best. Hunting for new bedmates, are we? So soon after the last?"

She pursed her lips and squeezed her stake, fingers itching to wipe that smirk off his face. "I asked you first."

Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21535
[Report This] Published: 05/11/2008 Updated: 11/30/2008
Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 08/02/2008 Title: Chapter 4: Find Emotion

If I ask nicely, can I have the porn now?

Author's Response: Well, when I got this review I opened the file up again, and now the update is posted, so, it may have taken a few weeks, but essentially, the answer is yes. :)

Intervention by Immortal Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 16]
Summary: Starting during season fives 'Intervention' and going from there. Buffy gets a little carried away when she's pretending to be the bot.
Categories: Porn with Plot
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2426
[Report This] Published: 05/15/2008 Updated: 05/21/2008
Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 05/24/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Two

Liked...definitely liked. Keep going.

Learning Curve by Addie Logan Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 220]
Summary: At Sunnydale High School, two things are indisputable: Buffy and Angel are the perfect couple and Buffy and Spike will always be enemies. But when one rule breaks, Buffy decides to break the other one, too, in a desperate bid to recapture Angel’s heart. However, Spike soon forms a plan of his own, and Buffy begins to realize maybe nothing was ever how she thought it was.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Parody
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18107
[Report This] Published: 05/24/2008 Updated: 09/25/2008
Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 05/24/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

Oh I'll read it all right. I'll probably read it twice. :)

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 06/30/2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Four

Rabbits and dolphins indeed. This is really fun. I'm absolutely enjoying this.

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 08/02/2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter Five

Another delightful chapter! Thank you.

I love that Spike just told his uncle that they were watching porn. It is such a perfect "charming jerk" move. It made me nostalgic for my high school and college dating days.

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 09/09/2008 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter Six

This is so fun. It's like a chocolate orange. (If you've never tried one-I recommend the experience.)
Thanks!

Reviewer: Dorians Kitten Signed Liked
Date: 10/11/2008 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Seven

If this were a movie, it would replace all my other guilty pleasure flics (Dirty Dancing, American Pie, 10 Things I Hate about You, etc.). I would watch it whenever I was home sick or if my husband had to work late or went to Penn. to hang with his friend that drives me crazy, or if I was just pretending to be sick so that I could stay home and watch this movie. The Bad Boy with a gooey middle, The Good Girl who just doesn't see the truth, The Naughty-Fun Sex; it is all perfect.