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Penname: NautiBitz [Contact] Real name: NautiBitz
Member Since: 09/23/2007
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I've been Spuffy-obsessed since "Out of My Mind" first aired in '00. For too many years, the when, where and how of Spike and Buffy's hypothetical (and televised) sex life ruled my brain. This body of work is the result.

I dropped out of the fandom in '04 when RL got overly demanding, but the siren song of hot, sweet Spuffy love was too tempting to ignore, so, here I am again. Yay?

If you've read everything here and you STILL want more (bless your smutty heart), every fic I've ever finished (including my super-taboo human AU Older and the S/B/F PWP One Two Three, along with other pairings and some genfic) is archived at NautiBitz.com. New stuff is always posted first at my LJ community (for members only), NautiFic. (Over 3000 members strong now! WTFIDK.)

This just in (April '09): Crave, an all-human AU that casts Spike as Buffy's diabolical (or IS HE?) billionaire father-in-law, is back in swing at my lj community: "OMG the hotness!! Spike is rude, relentless and ruthless and Buffy is sweet, feisty and sailing on denial. Bring them together and PA-POW! ...Definitely a naughty!kink! fic that won't disappoint." - Indigo Crypt Awards (You must have a livejournal account and join my community to read it. There is no approval process -- all are welcome!)

Also exclusive to my comm: Random bits of Crash and Burn II. (Only one so far, but I plan to add more!)

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Stories by NautiBitz
All Over It by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 50]
Summary: Mid-Season 3, Buffy has to stop an apocalypse in a really icky way. Then again, Spike's back in town and has just the stuff she needs... (Originally published in 2003, recently revised for my site relaunch. Winner of the "Ultimate PWP" award at the FMYA Ultimates, among others.)
Categories: General NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 10567
Published: 09/25/2007 Updated: 09/26/2007
As In 'Recent' by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Season 7 lovesmut (and optimistic 'missing scene'). Is that "history" Andrew refers to in 'Storyteller' more recent than he thinks? Probably not, but let's pretend anyway!

(Originally published in 2003. Winner of several awards, including "The Ultimate Way Things Should Be" Award @ FMYA Ultimate Round.)
Categories: Porn w/o Plot fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1211
Published: 11/01/2007 Updated: 11/01/2007
At It Like Rabbits by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 78]
Summary: SEQUEL to Heart Don't Lie! It's the final chapter in the Bunnyverse: Thirteen years after the end-all apocalypse, Buffy and Spike are happily married with kids (and are just as frisky as ever). Ah, domestic bliss. It must mean something's about to change around here...
Categories: Serial Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: Love Bunnies Saga aka 'The Bunnyverse'
Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes Word count: 16202
Published: 11/23/2007 Updated: 02/03/2008
Baby Likes to Roleplay by NautiBitz Rated: AO-AdultsOnly Liked [Reviews - 36]
Summary: A fun, sexy (and hopefully unique!) spin on the S2 'Halloween' episode, and what Spike might have done had Buffy not come to her senses in time... (Title obviously gives the twist away. This is a totally consensual scene, but please read the A/N warnings first.)

**Works as a standalone oneshot** OR as a supplement to my Bunnyverse series. (You do not have to read that series to know what's going on here!)
Categories: Porn w/o Plot fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Challenges:
Series: Love Bunnies Saga aka 'The Bunnyverse'
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3136
Published: 04/19/2009 Updated: 04/19/2009
Back and Forth by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Feeling sexy after 'First Date', Buffy shows herself some love, forgetting that her live-in ex has bionic hearing. Warning: she thinks about Wood, but not for long. (Originally published in 2003. Winner of "Best Short Story" @ the Spuffy Awards & Stay Beautiful Awards, "Best Smut" @ Bedtime Story Awards, and more.)
Categories: Porn w/o Plot fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1453
Published: 10/30/2007 Updated: 10/30/2007
Body Shots by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 42]
Summary: A smutty spin on S4's "Who Are You?": Wearing Buffy's body, Faith meets Spike for the first time and has her wicked way with him. When back-to-normal Buffy finds out, she's not amused. (Brief moments of S/F, but this is an S/B romance.) (Originally published in 2001. Winner of the "Is It Hot In Here or Is It Just My Story?" Award @ Tainted Love, and more.)
Categories: General NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Word count: 10496
Published: 09/30/2007 Updated: 10/06/2007
Captivated by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 28]
Summary: Mid-Season 3, Spike and Buffy get drunk, pass out, and wake up in a curious predicament. Who's to blame? Trick, the Mayor, hairy demons, Jack Daniels? Who cares? They're naked! (Originally published in 2002. Winner of several awards, including "Year's Best Comedy/Fluff" @ LLGA, "Outstanding NC-17" @ FMYA and "Best Rough & Tumble" @ IMA.)
Categories: Comedy fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes Word count: 14431
Published: 09/27/2007 Updated: 09/29/2007
Catch by NautiBitz Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: Spike and Buffy meet again post-Angel: "The point is she's moving on. You do the same, and you might catch her one day." Or she might catch you... (Originally published in 2004.)
Categories: General Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 941
Published: 11/03/2007 Updated: 11/03/2007
Checkmate by NautiBitz Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: When Spike insults Buffy during Season 5's 'Checkpoint', she doesn't walk away. Short and sweet 'cut scene'-type ficlet. (Originally published in 2001.)
Categories: General Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1049
Published: 10/06/2007 Updated: 10/06/2007
Come Alive by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Mid-'Afterlife', Buffy wants to get away from everyone. Spike and his motorcycle seem the perfect escape.

(Originally published in 2002. Winner of several awards including "Best Short", "Best Smut" and "Best PWP" from the SDAs, IMAs, SoGAs, and the Spuffies.)
Categories: Porn w/o Plot fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1502
Published: 10/22/2007 Updated: 10/22/2007
Summary: Buffy's a barely legal Bel Air brat, Spike's a reckless, heartbroken punk. When they crash into each other on a mountain road, sparks fly.

Spike peered through the window at the blonde, tan, bare-shouldered, thousand-dollar-sunglass-wearing bint he'd just saved from certain death. His eyes narrowed. Oh yeah. He was Pissed. Off.

(Originally published in 2003/2004. Winner of several awards, including "Best of the Best UST" @ VKA and "Best Fantasy" @ LLGA and the Spuffies. Features an original song by me. And yes, I do plan to post a Part II!)
Categories: NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes Word count: 37927
Published: 11/04/2007 Updated: 11/30/2007
Don't Stop by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 163]
Summary: Pre-'Becoming', Buffy and Spike duke it out in a ghost town saloon. Throw in a lasso, a mechanical bull, an acid-spewing sewer beast, top-shelf whiskey and a Journey song, and the sex just writes itself...

"Get a load of you, all slay-kittenish, taking on a pubful of nasties in your Friday night best. Hunting for new bedmates, are we? So soon after the last?"

She pursed her lips and squeezed her stake, fingers itching to wipe that smirk off his face. "I asked you first."

Categories: General NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes Word count: 21535
Published: 05/11/2008 Updated: 11/30/2008
Enthralled by NautiBitz Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Mid-'Doomed', the subject of hypnosis comes up: can Spike do it? Buffy doesn't think so. Guess she'll have to be ...convinced. (Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Best Short", "Best Ensemble", "Best Comedy" and more, from various award sites.)
Categories: Comedy fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: Close Encounters
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2034
Published: 09/29/2007 Updated: 09/29/2007
Heart Don't Lie by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 159]
Summary: Buffy and Spike face the consequences of a 'wild' night together: a bundle of (possibly evil) joy! Much more than a "baby fic", this story is now COMPLETE and chock full o' freaky sex, fluffy bunnies, horny gods, catty brawls, cranky slayers, and the end of the 'verse as you know it!

(This began in 2001 as the one-shot "A Bunny In The Oven". Winner of several awards including "Outstanding NC-17 Series" @ FMYA and "Best WIP" @ VKA.)

Stay tuned for the sequel, At It Like Rabbits, coming soon!
Categories: General NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: Love Bunnies Saga aka 'The Bunnyverse'
Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes Word count: 92450
Published: 10/01/2007 Updated: 10/31/2007
In Heat by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 40]
Summary: The summer after Season 5 (in my world where Buffy never died) a pheromone heat wave gets the Slayer hot and bothered... for Spike. What's a lovestruck, semi-reformed vampire to do? (Originally published in 2001, epilogues added in 2002. Winner of over 35 awards including "Fic of the Year - 2002" @ The Spiked Awards, "Best Series" & "Best Smut" @ WYA and the Spuffies, "Best Comedy/Fluff" @ LLGA and "Fanfic Classic" @ FLA.)
Categories: General NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Action, Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Freaky/Kinky, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Completed: Yes Word count: 32282
Published: 10/06/2007 Updated: 10/18/2007
Just A Taste by NautiBitz Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Post-'Pangs', Buffy's mad. Spike is hungry. All he wants is a little taste... (Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Hottest Bite" @ Lost Souls Awards, and more.)
Categories: General Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: Close Encounters
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3126
Published: 09/29/2007 Updated: 09/29/2007
Summary: Post-'Checkpoint', Spike's Number One Fan gets a tumble. Buffy walks in and is shocked and appalled, yet she can't seem to walk out. A 'missing scene' that's Spuffy at heart - and Splydia at groin. (Though not in a graphic way.)
Categories: General Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1594
Published: 08/22/2008 Updated: 08/22/2008
Peaches & Herbs by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: In an imagined season 6, Buffy sheds her inhibitions. With Spike. In her kitchen. During Dawn's birthday party. If only Willow hadn't conjured up that forbidden yet totally delicious fruit... (Originally published in 2001.)
Categories: General NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 5632
Published: 10/18/2007 Updated: 10/19/2007
Skin on Skin by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 31]
Summary: Mid-Season 5, Buffy's got some kinks she needs worked out. Lucky for her, Spike's got the gift of healing. (Originally published in 2002.)
Categories: General NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes Word count: 11499
Published: 10/04/2007 Updated: 10/09/2007
Slaying In by NautiBitz Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 13]
Summary: An answer to Marti Noxon's question, "Can you really see Spike and Buffy in a condo deciding what they should watch on TV that night?" Just some off-the-cuff feel-good fluff.

(Originally published in 2002. Winner of some "Best Fluff" awards.)
Categories: General Fics Characters: None
Genres: None Warnings: None
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1027
Published: 11/03/2007 Updated: 11/03/2007
Sleeptalking by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Pre-'Hush', Spike learns that Buffy talks in her sleep. He may have a chip in his head, but he's still very, very bad... (Includes a brief cameo from someone in the Gaiman-verse.) (Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Best PWP" @ Love's Last Glimpse Awards.)
Categories: General NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: Close Encounters
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2887
Published: 09/29/2007 Updated: 09/29/2007
Summary: Post-musical smut. Because I didn't believe for a second that they stopped after that kiss. (Originally published in 2001.)
Categories: Porn w/o Plot fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1689
Published: 10/25/2007 Updated: 10/25/2007
That Thing by NautiBitz Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 14]
Summary: Post-'Wrecked', Buffy is trying to think un-Spike-like thoughts when a certain obscene phone caller foils her plan. (Originally published in 2002. Winner of "Best PWP" @ LLGA, "Best Phone Sex" @ NBKA, and more.)
Categories: Porn w/o Plot fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes Word count: 5159
Published: 10/26/2007 Updated: 10/28/2007
Summary: Spike's 'Restless' dream, featuring fun with naked Buffy and other foreshadowy stuff. (Originally published in 2001.)
Categories: General NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: None Warnings: Violence, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: Close Encounters
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1481
Published: 11/03/2007 Updated: 11/03/2007
Truce Or Dare by NautiBitz Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Post-'Something Blue', Buffy makes an intriguing statement. Spike suggests a fitting game. Are the Scoobies bored enough to play? Of course they are! (Originally published in 2002. Winner of LLGA's "Best Short Story", "Year's Best Spike Characterization", "Best Comedy/Fluff", and more.)
Categories: Comedy fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance Warnings: Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: Close Encounters
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4917
Published: 09/29/2007 Updated: 09/29/2007