Summary: "She was one of those un-fuckable Sunnydale girls. One who was probably too prude and pure to get involved with a bastard like me. You see, besides having what my father calls an intolerable penchant for swearing, I also can never keep my room clean, I procrastinate like nobody’s business, I rarely think before I act, and I’m a tad bit unreliable. I’m also a bit of a prick if you haven’t picked up on it yet."
Fantasy fic with an odd touch of canon
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 33240
Member Since: 09/19/2008
Membership status: Member
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Membership status: Member
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Reviews by AMI
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2008 Updated: 05/06/2012
Reviewer: AMI Signed 
Date: 08/19/2009 Title: Chapter 6: Molly Ringwald Is Kind of a Babe
Date: 08/19/2009 Title: Chapter 6: Molly Ringwald Is Kind of a Babe
Great update...I was just thinking of this story the other day and hoping it hadn't been abandoned. I liked Spike and Buffy's convo. It was going well until Spike opened his mouth. Even tho it's understandable, Spike doesn't know what's going on and Buffy just gives off that spoiled princess bratty vibe.lol And then bitchy Buffy was back. And now she doesn't even wanna be friends. This story is funny and snarky..love that. Can't wait til they find out about each other.
Update soon please...this fic is really good! =)
Author's Response: Laziness + Writer's Block = abandonment of fic.
Luckily, I was able to get over my writer's block (but not the laziness) and the product was chapter 6!
Haha glad you liked it. I love snarky Spike as well. So annoying, yet deliciously adorable.
Summary:
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0
[Report This] Published: 01/01/1970 Updated: 01/01/1970
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 07/06/2009 Title: None
Date: 07/06/2009 Title: None
I'm all smiley cause you posted, YAY!! OK what's up w/Spike and his sometime reflection? Mystery, mystery. And She is just horribly more creepy. the description of the house was so well written I could see it in my head. Sounds like Dru is her Sire, and Fenn is gross. *shudders*
Thank you for the visual of Spike in a Sex Pistols tee. *drools* Love the Spike and Giles snark.
Can't wait for more , love this story! *huggs*
Author's Response: More is now posted. Really glad you are enjoying it WEE! and there is art of Spike in the tee (handrawn I'm afraid) but there is. Link is in the notes for the next chap.
More mystery to come! :D thanks for reading
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 07/14/2009 Title: None
Date: 07/14/2009 Title: None
This chappie ROCKED! So, so good. Thanx so much for the update. I love your descriptions and your words. I feel like I'm watching an epi of the show. That was an awesome scene with Willow/ Spike and all the craziness and mayhem I can't wait to find out what Spike went through and waht the deal was that they couldn't refuse. And what is Spike's power? Oh god more questions. I love it. And Buffy kinda drooiing over Spike. YUM! I really liked giles and Spike's convo at the end. Honourise is creeping me out for some reason, don't know about her. :(
Great chappie, tibi and I loved the Spike pic . Totally hot with the t shirt and the jeans and just the sexiness GUH!
Can't wait for the next update...soon please? =)*wuggles*
Author's Response: Oh Squee! so happy that you are enjoying it and my art WEE! thanks so much for reading and commenting. *hugs*
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 07/21/2009 Title: None
Date: 07/21/2009 Title: None
Ooh another very interesting chapter. Good to see Faith is OK and some of the SunnyD Slayers. I HATE Joy..skankho. I hope Buffy rips her a new one and rips Spike's hoodie off her. LOL. I like the idea of Spike destined to help Buffy and that Giles trusts him. Poor Spike always believes he doesn' t deserve happiness or Buffy. And where is he off to? Can't wait to know his story.
Fenn and Nel are creeping me out more each chapter. *shudders* And the Vamp listening to them discuss Spike . Eeek. The creepiness factor is way up.
I LOVE this story, please, please continue with it..don't give up it's too good. *hugs*
Author's Response: Yay for creepy and for loves!! thank you so so much for reading. It makes me very happy.
more on its way soon, I promise
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 07/28/2009 Title: None
Date: 07/28/2009 Title: None
OMG you ebil, ebil woman! That was awesome, loved the Joy Smackdown and the Buffy/Spike throwdown was amazing! But what the heck is going on with the skank in the park? Is she human? A vamp? What? Obviously he's feeding from her. Is she working with Wolfram and Hart? OMG! I trust you but, damn. It kinda bothered me that Spike is being treated like a piece of meat. Poor Spike. Anywho , loved the chappie. =)
More soon please, please and I stil love ya, even with the addition of Parkskank. lol *smooches*
Author's Response: There will be apology for the treatment of Spike, and our Slayer will make it up to him nicely :D So glad you liked, and yes, we will eventually find out about the lady in the park, but first onto other things. Tada, chap is up!! Thanks hun!
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 08/05/2009 Title: None
Date: 08/05/2009 Title: None
OMG this chapter was amazing! I love your writing! First off ..I HATE ANGEL AND TOM!!! Damn bastards, especially Angel. How could he do that to Spike? Poor Spike, so much suffering for so long. Older than the pyramids. And now he's evolved. Makes sense.Loved, loved Willow's line about friendship. The end was so amazing and hot.Buffy just comforting Spike and loving him. God. he needed that. Too funny Willow being in the bed with them, and them thinking she was asleep but she wasn't. Awkward is right. Poor Willlow. I can't wait for these two to really get together. Should be scorching! LOL. btw Honourise is a bitca! Jealous wench.
Now I'll patiently wait for your next update! *hugs*
Author's Response: Wee! So glad you likey!! Now, I must caution you against hatin Angel SO much. He had his reasons, and there were circumstances beyond his control... which I am sure will just freak everybody out completely. :D Cheers!!
Will work on it while I am camping this weekend *must write more sex*. Loves and thanks for reading
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 09/13/2009 Title: None
Date: 09/13/2009 Title: None
Totally forgot..Spike reading the Twilight books?NEVER!! OMG LMAO!! Loved Willow's reaction too.
And I'm sorry you haven't been well. :( Hope you feel better soon. =) *sends you good wishes*
Author's Response: Hee *g* Glad you liked that bit, just came outta no where. In homefront news I am feeling much better after a week and a half off work, most of it spent lying very still - GAH! boringboringboring. But, better now. Thank you for the well wishes
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 11/06/2009 Title: None
Date: 11/06/2009 Title: None
Oh it's so good, but it was too short. Love this story. I liked Nel's crazy mixed up story of Spike and Angel. I don't remember if you said before that Dru was her Sire. Little Nadira is so cute, and she's dreaming of Spike and Buffy.
Evil cliffie! OMG she opened the window. *bites nails*
More soon please, please! *hugggs*
Author's Response: Meep!! It gets worse, believe me.... muhahahha!
thank you
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 11/25/2009 Title: None
Date: 11/25/2009 Title: None
OMG evil cliffie again. You are an ebil,ebil woman. lol
i'm glad Nadira got to do some damage on that creep.
Poor little one. So Spike was feeding on a werewolf in the park? Hmmm.
I can't wait for Buffy and the ang to get to Minneapolis and do some damage. :)
Good update tibi. Can't wait for more of this faboo story! *smooches*
Author's Response: *noms you* thankees hunny, I am trying to get to writing, I am.
And it is going to be one heck of a showdown
Summary: Buffy knew it was just silly. Most seventeen-year-old girls had moved far beyond the stages of obsessive, unrequited crushes, had long since stopped signing fake names in their notebooks. But she just couldn’t help it.
Nominated at The Spuffy Awards for Best Fluffy Spuffy and Outstanding Fantasy Fic.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10680
Nominated at The Spuffy Awards for Best Fluffy Spuffy and Outstanding Fantasy Fic.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10680
[Report This] Published: 11/24/2008 Updated: 11/30/2008
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 11/28/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Part Two
Date: 11/28/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Part Two
Love this story ! Great chappie , glad prom went well !
I hope everything works out for Buffy at Spike's party, I think he really likes her , but is shy around her =)
So funny that B's combination # was all Spike related, hehe
More soon please!
Summary: 
In order to help Glory, Doc sets out to get rid of Buffy and the Scoobies just after “Into The Woods” and co-opts Spike to kill her.
Winner of Best Long/Saga at the Fang Fetish Awards, Most Original Plot at the Spuffy Awards, and Most Original Character and Runner Up for Best Plot at the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards! Thank you all the mods and everyone who voted for me! Nominated for Best WIP and Best Characterization at the Rogue Poet Awards, and for Best AU/AR at the Forbidden Awards!
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67602
In order to help Glory, Doc sets out to get rid of Buffy and the Scoobies just after “Into The Woods” and co-opts Spike to kill her.
Winner of Best Long/Saga at the Fang Fetish Awards, Most Original Plot at the Spuffy Awards, and Most Original Character and Runner Up for Best Plot at the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards! Thank you all the mods and everyone who voted for me! Nominated for Best WIP and Best Characterization at the Rogue Poet Awards, and for Best AU/AR at the Forbidden Awards!Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67602
[Report This] Published: 11/25/2008 Updated: 12/02/2008
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 11/25/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 11/25/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
YAY !! A new story ! I'm lovin' this so far and your snarky , ballsy, take no shit Spike *droolz* God Xander is an asshole and Buffy is an incredible bitch .Can't wait to see where you take this .:)
More, more this is so GOOD !!
Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much for liking it! I really think Buffy acted like a bitch to Spike throughout most of Season 5, and Xander...well!
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 11/26/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Date: 11/26/2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Another great chapter!! Love take charge Spike and that they have to depend on him . Ha ha ,poetic justice! I could smack Xander , but Buffy is really pissing me off ! Riley totally screwed up but it's her fault and she blames Spike for pointing it out ..UGH Brain dead much?
I"m dying for the next chappie !! :)
Author's Response: Buffy is to blame for not allowing herself to forget Angel and really give Riley a chance. But how could he be so stupid as to feed vamp hos?! And on the show, for several episodes after 'Into The Woods', Buffy is really cruel to Spike and seemed to be blaming him for exposing Riley.
I'm so glad you're liking this! Thank you!
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 11/27/2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Date: 11/27/2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
God I really love this story! Another excellent chappie,hon :) It's good that Buffy and Spike had a kinda normal talk, but she's still being a bitch and was jealous of Spike with the maids but just won't admit it..
Oh the UST between Spike and Buffy is really heating up !!
Can't wait for tomorrows chappie..;D
Author's Response: That's Buffy - always in denial. But she's going to get her eyes opened. Thank you for liking this!
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 11/28/2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Date: 11/28/2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Loved this chapter , it was really exciting, love the descriptions of this wild and dangerous world..Liked the scene with Serrai , it was sexy and Buffy is sooo jealous *hehe* I liked the way Serrai reprimanded them for not feeding Spike after what he had done for them.Spike is really a hero here and they need to realize that! Can't wait for Serrai to attempt Spike! Wonder what Buffy will do?
Can't wait for tomorrows chappie, this is so GOOD ! =)
Author's Response: A rival might make Buffy think :D Thank you for liking it!
Summary: Spike seeks some after hours comfort after working for his demanding father. Is it just pure sex, or perhaps a bit more?
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2007
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2007
[Report This] Published: 11/26/2008 Updated: 11/26/2008
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 11/27/2008 Title: Chapter 1: After hours
Date: 11/27/2008 Title: Chapter 1: After hours
HOT, HOT, HOT !!! Loved it , and there should DEFINITELY be a sequel ! :D
Author's Response: Definitely? Hmm. Maybe. After the new year. A few other people wish me to continue this...perhaps I shall. :D Thank you for the review. It means alot.
Summary: Set beginning of season 5 slightly AU, No Glory or "key" Dawn.
Buffy and the gang come into contact with a prophecy that will change their lives forever. When Buffy finds herself faced with an impossible decision, she finds herself with the task of propositioning an unlikely alli.
Will Buffy be able to do what must be done to save the world? Will she be able to save her relationship with Riley? After everything is said and done, will she even want to?
Categories: NC-17 Fics, General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Angst, None, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36943
Buffy and the gang come into contact with a prophecy that will change their lives forever. When Buffy finds herself faced with an impossible decision, she finds herself with the task of propositioning an unlikely alli.
Will Buffy be able to do what must be done to save the world? Will she be able to save her relationship with Riley? After everything is said and done, will she even want to?
Categories: NC-17 Fics, General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Angst, None, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36943
[Report This] Published: 12/07/2008 Updated: 10/08/2011
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 03/24/2009 Title: Chapter 10: The morning after.
Date: 03/24/2009 Title: Chapter 10: The morning after.
Poor Buffy,that came as quite a shock. I think Spike will take it well, he loves her . Can't wait for the big idiot Riley to find out.*evil laugh* Hopefully he'll be gone soon.
More soon please, can't wait for the next update.
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 07/13/2010 Title: Chapter 16: Death Wish.
Date: 07/13/2010 Title: Chapter 16: Death Wish.
Oh what a great chappie. It's so sweet that they're having a girl. :) So will Dawn be the Key? I love Spike being so concerned about the baby and thinking she'd "hear" them while making love.:) Glad that Buffy set him straight.
Damn those Council guys for interrupting...if it is them. Or could it be some other group of assholes?
Will wait patiently for any updates...really enjoyed.
Summary: Sequel to “If Wishes Were Spikes, Buffy Would Have Two”.
New Summary: A wish brought Buffy two Spikes and some long awaited happiness, but not the end to her troubles. Changing the natural course of events in another universe has messed with the cosmic balance and there are sacrifices to be made for the Apocalypse to be averted. The Scoobies are willing to help out, but only the Immortal has the power to fix things and he has his own agenda.Post NFA, does not take the comics into account.NOMINATED at the Rogue Poet Awards for Best Work In Progress and Best Angst! Thank you, whoever nominated this story. It means the world!!!~~~~~COMPLETE
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56484
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56484
[Report This] Published: 12/10/2008 Updated: 10/11/2009
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 06/18/2009 Title: Chapter 17: 17
Date: 06/18/2009 Title: Chapter 17: 17
OMG Sotia, this is so damn brilliant! I love this story and it just gets better with every posting.And please can Kennedy be tortured to death or something ? What a horrible person she is. I'm dying to know the plan and what Spike asked for...evil woman. So funny how everyone reacted to Spike and William looking exactly alike now.heehee
You know I love it and am anxiously waiting for the next update! *hugs/smoochies*
Author's Response: I'm SOOOO happy you like this story. Thank you so much, honey. Everybody will get what they deserve in this story, honest. More this week! :) *smooches*
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 07/02/2009 Title: Chapter 18: 18
Date: 07/02/2009 Title: Chapter 18: 18
OMG that was so good! And you leave it at another EVIL cliffie! Other Buffy is a bitch, but loved, loved, loved that she pushed the Giant Forehead on his ass!! Hahaha. Poor Spike having to stay there with her, she's even nastier than she used to be. But I guess being more than a year without Spike will do that. *smirk* Where's William? Cause now Mr. Sleazy has Buffy chained up. ACK!
Loved it Sotia...please, please, more soon! *smooches*
Author's Response: Thank you so VERY much!!! I'm horrible for not replying sooner :(
*huggles* Hope you're having a wonderful holiday!
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 07/16/2009 Title: Chapter 19: 19
Date: 07/16/2009 Title: Chapter 19: 19
OMG ! Another evil cliffie!! I hope Skankennedy suffers a horrible fate. So the plan is to take out William and to steal B's soul. Great chappie, Sotia. So good that William and Buffy are communicating and he's going to find her. GO William!!, Hopefully the Immortal won't be able to do anything. *crosses fingers* I'm glad Sofia was able to talk to Willow.
Can't wait for the next update and more of the P series!Have fun on your vac .hon *smooches*
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 09/09/2009 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
Date: 09/09/2009 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
OMG Sotia. I loved this! You had me on pins and needles throughout most of it. So good. Thank God that sleazy SOB is no more, and Sofia got her soul back too.
*sings* Ding, Dong the Bitch is Dead! And yougot rid of Skankennedy Yay!!
Now we just need the other Buffy and Spike to get their happy ending. Wonder how things are going in their dimension?
Thank you for writing such great stories, sweetie.
Looking forward to Kiss and the P series next week *fingers crossed*
Great chappie!!! *smoochies*
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 10/12/2009 Title: Chapter 21: 21
Date: 10/12/2009 Title: Chapter 21: 21
*sniff* Iz sad it's over, but what a great ending. Loved all of it! This was a fantastic story! I liked that Anya came by with that disc, and we know what is happening in that other universe. LOL Andrew is so funny. Yay for Spike getting the Gem, and his crumb and Buffy's cookies. LOL I can just see Angel's brooding face. Good that Buffy listened to Spike and they were able to survive the battle and not lose Anya! So happy about that (and also that Ken is gone there too. )
Great story hun, I'm so happy you finished it, cause it gave you so much trouble. And more people should have R&R. Too bad for them they missed a great story.
Will miss you while you're gone but I'll be here for The Tooth Fairy and THE SMUT you promised for When it Snows in Sunnydale.;)
Love ya! and have fun at Hallowhedon. *squishes you*
Author's Response: Awww, I'm sad, too. I'm so happy you stayed with it all the way, though. It wasn't like my usual stories and there were only a handful of readers. THANK YOU! *huggles*Ah, crap... the SMUT! I have to write that!!!
Summary: Imagine this as a re-telling of Season 6. Beginning at the moment Spike and Buffy see one another for the first time since her resurrection, the Slayer finds a comfort in the vampire that she’d never felt before. When their respective feelings for one another rapidly grow into a secret romance, what will happen when Buffy’s friends learn the truth?
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 73 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 232447
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 73 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 232447
[Report This] Published: 01/10/2009 Updated: 12/15/2010
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 06/22/2009 Title: Chapter 69: Chapter 69
Date: 06/22/2009 Title: Chapter 69: Chapter 69
Welcome back. Ashley! You've been missed, and waht a great chapter to bring us. You had me worried for Spike, thank god she mised his heart. And surprising they decided to call the cops. Wonder what the story will be? hehee
Can't wait for more, cause you know I LUV this story!
so happy to know you'll finish it. =)
Author's Response: Thanks Ami! :) Well, Spike's definitely got some things about to happen...but this Travers/Dana thing should be over and done with in a couple of chapters. :)
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 12/18/2010 Title: Chapter 72: Chapter 72
Date: 12/18/2010 Title: Chapter 72: Chapter 72
Eeeep...OMG what happened to Buffy? Evil cliffie!
I like that Hank was OK in this story, and that Faith and Buffy are getting along too.
On to the next chappie.
Reviewer: AMI Signed
Date: 12/18/2010 Title: Chapter 73: Chapter 73
Date: 12/18/2010 Title: Chapter 73: Chapter 73
Thank God Buffy and Bitty Buffy are OK. Something fishys going on tho, Buffy heard something and then everything was blacK? Uh oh. That's worrisome.
I love caretaker daddy Spike...he's so adorable.:) I love their relationship, and can't wait for the birth.
Great chappie once again.:)