Any fics out there mocking Twilight? No offense to Twilight lovers, but I'm kinda sick of the sparkling wonder and his woe is me girlfriend.

I don't like to brag--who am I kiddin', I love to brag! This one time...

Anyway, I just wrote a one-shot called "Vampire's Do Not Sparkle!" It's here on SR.
http://spikeluver.com/SpuffyRealm/viewstory.php?sid=37084&warning=NC-17

Also, Wolffan200 wrote a one shot called "Twinkle No More" It's here on SR.
http://spikeluver.com/SpuffyRealm/viewstory.php?sid=37086

I wrote a musical version called "Once More With Twilight" here http://spikeluver.com/SpuffyRealm/viewstory.php?sid=36985

I'd also really recommend reading KnifeEdge's one shot called "Fallout" which is on Elysian Fields

Vampires and the Women Who Love Them by Salieri. Available at st-salieri dot livejournal dot com.

WickedGirl
At the Just Rewards archive UncagedMuse has a one shot titled "Staking Out the Trash".