Summary: COMPLETED Buffy Summers is successful and content with every aspect of her life save one: her sex life. Sick of methodical vanilla sex with her current boyfriend, she still has never been able to achieve an honest first-rate orgasm in her entire life. Then one day she stumbles upon a mysterious escort service online that offers her hope of a perfect sexual experience and impulsively decides to seek out their help. What starts as a simple business transaction turns into a night of unbridled passion-filled sex with the handsome stranger the service pairs her with, leaving both of them to question if once is truly enough. Special noteThis is NOT porn without plot. Matter of fact it's loaded with plot. Please do not shy away from this theme as I think you will be pleasantly surprised as to what's really inside. Thanks. Comedy/Romance/Angst/& good Spuffy Luvin. Awards won: Round 12 of Spuffy Awards: Best Fantasy Author (readers choice), Best Fantasy Romance (judges choice), Best Fantasy "We Missed the Bed Again" (judges choice), and Judges Pick. Round 3 at Forbidden Awards: The Sensual Award. Spuffy Awards Round 13: Judges hand picked for special acknowledgment. Current Nom: Spark and Burn for Best pwp, best romance and best Spike characterization.
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 194741
Reviews by NeomeBuffy
[Report This] Published: 06/05/2006 Updated: 09/30/2007
Reviewer: NeomeBuffy Signed 
Date: 04/14/2008 Title: Chapter 37: The Rest of Our Lives (Epilogue)
Date: 04/14/2008 Title: Chapter 37: The Rest of Our Lives (Epilogue)
Wow that was at the same time the smuttiest and most romantic fanfiction of any genre I have ever read. You covered fluffy and angst, your characterizations were flawless, and at the end of every single chapter I could not stop myself from finding otu what happened next. This was fantastic. Thank you for blessing the planet with this story
Author's Response: oh YYA, I'm so thrilled you enjoyed my litle story hon - that was my first ever, my baby. I'm blushing ten shades of red right now, thank you so much for the lovely review - you've made my day - hugs you tight.
Summary: Left broken-hearted at the alter by her unfaithful fiancé Riley, Buffy boards a plane and flies to New York in an attempt to put the scandal behind her. With the support of her brother Angel she hopes to build a new life. Her brother is more than happy to have stay with him, unfortunately his roommate, Spike, is not.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25688
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25688
[Report This] Published: 01/17/2007 Updated: 01/28/2011
Reviewer: NeomeBuffy Signed
Date: 12/20/2008 Title: Chapter 15: Hold the Line Chapter 15 - Typing skills not essential
Date: 12/20/2008 Title: Chapter 15: Hold the Line Chapter 15 - Typing skills not essential
Summary: 
William is in a monastery wondering about his future when fate takes a hand and he and his cousin are taken in a viking raid. Set a millenium ago
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Horror
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 124253
William is in a monastery wondering about his future when fate takes a hand and he and his cousin are taken in a viking raid. Set a millenium agoCategories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Horror
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 124253
[Report This] Published: 10/28/2007 Updated: 11/03/2008
Reviewer: NeomeBuffy Signed
Date: 04/14/2008 Title: Chapter 38: chapter 38
Date: 04/14/2008 Title: Chapter 38: chapter 38
This story is addictive and beautifully written. Everything from the characterizations to the imagery is right on, and I know I'll be waiting on the edge of my seat to find out what happens next.
Author's Response: so glad you enjoyed and thanks for the lovley review. more soon
Summary: Set five years after "Chosen". Buffy is married and living the normal life she always wanted until one day she sees Spike's picture and realizes that normal might be overrated.
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9933
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9933
[Report This] Published: 01/05/2008 Updated: 03/18/2009
Reviewer: NeomeBuffy Signed
Date: 04/16/2008 Title: Chapter 4: Buffy
Date: 04/16/2008 Title: Chapter 4: Buffy
intriguing story, good so far and you have a very interesting narrative voice that's unique. can't quite put my finger on why it stands out. and it doesn't seem like you're going to get too corny either. I'll be looking for more!
Author's Response: Thanks, I'm glad you like the voice I've chosen for this story. Hopefully you'll still like it when I swtich to another character's point of view.
Summary: Once in a galaxy, far, far...oh, that’s been done. Right then. Humankind has been at war with the Aurelians for decades. When the two sides finally reach the point where negotiation is better than annihilation, a truce is called and a treaty negotiated on the planet currently under dispute. The peace treaty is cemented symbolically by the joining in marriage of the two youngest soldiers present, thereby throwing Buffy and Spike into a relationship that they really, really, don’t want.
Although not a traditional Vampire versus Slayer scenario, it is close enough to be familiar.
Categories: Fantasy/AU
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 61133
Categories: Fantasy/AU
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 61133
[Report This] Published: 01/13/2008 Updated: 06/14/2010
Reviewer: NeomeBuffy Signed
Date: 08/16/2008 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Date: 08/16/2008 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Wow, what a great story. I really enjoy the stories that have some more of their own mythology and a real plot is generally nice too :). I'll be keeping a close eye on this one!
Author's Response: I seem to be getting away with this - at least with everyone who got past the intro and gave it a try. Thank you.
Summary: Sixteen year old Buffy Summers’ life is perfect. She’s dating the popular Riley Finn and is finally being accepted by the popular kids. She is convinced this school year will be the best one ever. But what happens when new principal William “Spike” Marsters comes along and rocks the school and Buffy’s perfect world?
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky, Buffy/Other, Spike/Other
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6296
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky, Buffy/Other, Spike/Other
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6296
[Report This] Published: 03/12/2008 Updated: 11/10/2010
Reviewer: NeomeBuffy Signed
Date: 04/29/2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Date: 04/29/2008 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Wow, this is going to get really interesting... lots of drama. Can't wait to read more :)
Summary: The day of her wedding, Buffy Summers realizes she’s making the mistake of her life, and flees on the back of the motorcycle of one of the catering waiters. Spike Pratt is hell-bent on leaving town the next day, then the impulsive decision to rescue Buffy from her fate throws his plans into a tailspin. For just one night they come together with no expectations, but with the harsh light of day comes the realization that sometimes life is what happens when you're making other plans.
Nominated at the Spuffy Awards for Best Fantasy Romance and Best Fluff. Nominated at Spark and Burn Awards for Best WIP and Best Fantasy. Nominated at the Cradle of Humanity Awards for Best Story.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43715
Nominated at the Spuffy Awards for Best Fantasy Romance and Best Fluff. Nominated at Spark and Burn Awards for Best WIP and Best Fantasy. Nominated at the Cradle of Humanity Awards for Best Story.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43715
[Report This] Published: 03/20/2008 Updated: 10/08/2008
Reviewer: NeomeBuffy Signed
Date: 04/18/2008 Title: Chapter 1: “Want to get out of here?”
Date: 04/18/2008 Title: Chapter 1: “Want to get out of here?”
You really captured the simple blunt wisdom of Spike in this chapter, plus I like the idea of him not really wanting to stick around wherever he was.
Author's Response: Thanks, NeomeBuffy! Glad you liked Spike's bluntness, definitely one of his classic traits.
Summary: The story is set in the mid 1300's, but this isn't a gallant knight story: Sir William d'Aurelius is a berserker, a feared warrior who fights in an uncontrollable trance of fury. Though human, he is cursed with a supernatural blood lust. The origins of this curse are mysterious and will affect the life of Lady Elizabeth of Harris, a young woman who offers to marry him after he saves her from rape. But she also has her own secrets, the least of them being her mission to bring down his King.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Sexual Situations, Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7631
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Sexual Situations, Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7631
[Report This] Published: 04/27/2008 Updated: 05/11/2008
Reviewer: NeomeBuffy Signed
Date: 04/29/2008 Title: Chapter 1: We Few, We Happy Few
Date: 04/29/2008 Title: Chapter 1: We Few, We Happy Few
Wow. This is going to be a great one I can tell. :) can't wait to read more!
Summary: Pre-'Becoming', Buffy and Spike duke it out in a ghost town saloon. Throw in a lasso, a mechanical bull, an acid-spewing sewer beast, top-shelf whiskey and a Journey song, and the sex just writes itself...
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21535
"Get a load of you, all slay-kittenish, taking on a pubful of nasties in your Friday night best. Hunting for new bedmates, are we? So soon after the last?"
She pursed her lips and squeezed her stake, fingers itching to wipe that smirk off his face. "I asked you first."
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21535
[Report This] Published: 05/11/2008 Updated: 11/30/2008
Reviewer: NeomeBuffy Signed
Date: 09/18/2008 Title: Chapter 6: Get My Fill
Date: 09/18/2008 Title: Chapter 6: Get My Fill
And what dirty, smutty, good porn it is.
Reviewer: NeomeBuffy Signed
Date: 11/30/2008 Title: Chapter 9: Don't Stop: The Epilogue
Date: 11/30/2008 Title: Chapter 9: Don't Stop: The Epilogue
Awwwwwwww. Man, let's be honest here, I keep having flashbacks of this story and how incredibly sexy it is. Very sad that it is over, see the tears? :D Thanks for writing this it was/is fantastic.
Summary: In the year 2206, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is on a mission to rescue her sister, Dawn, from the clutches of Angelus. She finds a new ally in the form of William the Bloody, a.k.a. Spike.
AU/Futuristic/Events of the show ignored
Categories: Fantasy/AU
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13088
Categories: Fantasy/AU
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13088
[Report This] Published: 12/20/2008 Updated: 12/23/2008
Summary: After five years of marriage Buffy finally decided to officially change her last name from Summers to O’Connor. Then, a few weeks before the couples 5th anniversary, they attend a party that causes much confusion and emotional stress for the petite blonde—putting her faith in her marriage and her faith in love on the rocks. The man she spent 9 years with becomes a stranger in one single night.
However, at the party she does meet William...
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other, Spike/Other
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26008
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other, Spike/Other
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26008
[Report This] Published: 03/09/2009 Updated: 09/18/2010
Reviewer: NeomeBuffy Signed
Date: 05/14/2009 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
Date: 05/14/2009 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
Back reading this story again, it's fabulous I do hope you get the chance to continue it!
Summary: Buffy is a feared pirate, having made a name over years of thievery. The Watcher is her home and with a crew of misfits she is out to reclaim the life that abandoned her as a child.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action, Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 52986
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action, Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 52986
[Report This] Published: 05/05/2009 Updated: 12/04/2009
Reviewer: NeomeBuffy Signed
Date: 05/11/2009 Title: Chapter 3: CH 3
Date: 05/11/2009 Title: Chapter 3: CH 3
I love it. I love that he has a double meaning to his new nickname and the last couple lines in particular were awesome and cool "We're going to be robbin' them then 'eh?". Perfect.
I'm still a little confused, as I'm sure Spike is about why they were telling him he didn't seem fit for the ship because he was willing to hide a stow-away and then they let him on the ship anyway. All bluff for Buff I suppose.
Anyway, this story is fabulous. Can't wait to read more!
Author's Response: You got iy. It's Bluffy Buffy. They were just knocking his head around a bit, mostly cuz its just going to get worse. LoL