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Reviewer: callmekitten Anonymous Liked [Report This]
Date: 12/19/2008 - 02:01 am Title: Chapter Six

well done! love the terms for genitalia laughed out loud :) love the room chock full of lust too *giggling*

-Beth

Author's Response: The whole chap was based on coming up with those genitalia names :D Gotta feel the love

Reviewer: jo Anonymous Liked [Report This]
Date: 10/02/2008 - 08:33 pm Title: Chapter Six

In respone to your response to my review , don't yo dare sanitize your story for the slash allergic like me. You write this fic as you want , to thine own self be true. We slash allergics will just have to deal. if i bought a novel for $25.00 to $35.00 dollars , and found some things in it not to my taste, what would I do, cover my eyes of course, but if the story is good i'm gonna read it anyway. Who's going to clean it up for me then. I never meant to discourage you from writing what you want in my review , so please don't do that.

Author's Response: Thanks for taking the time to respond again. Shortly before you posted this review, I made the decision to keep the sex between markers so it is easily identified for those who don't want to read. I can read just about anything and not get icked and I don't expect everyone else to be the same. What I was trying to do was make the writing accessible to everyone, rather than sanitise it. I'm a bit pig headed and would have written hardcore lesbian porn either way (cause come on Spike would totally be hot as a woman, we'd all be completely jealous) but I wanted the chapter to still be readable for everyone. I'm finding writing the smut really hard (I swear I read that much bad Buffy and Faith stuff in an attempt to find something that was similar to what I had in mind) so I hope it even those who can't do girl on girl might trust my previous writing to maybe have a go at reading it. I'm not going to be offended if you choose to skip over the markers though. Then again, I have written Spandrew and Spike and a Children's Entertainer in a Dragon costume. So maybe I ain't trustworthy.

Reviewer: Blackoberst Signed Liked [Report This]
Date: 10/02/2008 - 08:52 am Title: Chapter Six

Brilliant work there! And I just love your writing style, it had me in fits of laughter so taht my coworkers are giving me strange looks.

More, please! Of course, as your time premits, that is...

Author's Response: Thank you Andrei! I'm very pleased you like it so much your coworkers are mystified. I hope I keep up the laughs :D

Reviewer: guest Anonymous Liked [Report This]
Date: 10/02/2008 - 03:13 am Title: Chapter Six

This story is a little hard for me to read since my beloved Spike is a "woman" right now. Now, that you are going to have Spike and Buffy have sex while Spike is a woman. I don't know if I can stomach that. I don't like reading female slash at all. I prefer male slash. I love, love, love, the male body. LOL I can't picture Buffy with a woman either even if it is Spike. I can picture Spike with a man but not Buffy with a woman. But I will try to manage the upcoming chapters because I am interested in seeing how the rest of the story goes. But I am begging you. Put my Spike back into his hot male bod soon. Please....... With his sexy lips and washboard abs. And let us not forget about little Spike. Although, there is probably nothing little about "little Spike"

Author's Response: The whole premise of the story was based on the fact that Spike arrives back in Buffy's life as a female. Until they can find out firstly why he has changed genders he's going to stay as a woman. But that's not to say he'll always be that way. I understand that people have different views and limits to my own, but my understanding for this story is that these characters were truly in love with each other in season seven, and no matter what boundaries they are to face, they'll face them together, witty banter and sexual positions a plenty.

Reviewer: JO Anonymous Liked [Report This]
Date: 10/02/2008 - 01:30 am Title: Chapter Six

Very funny chapter, especially Spike and Xander's dialogue , Grip stick ? Pulsating baby making pencil? too much , ha , ha, looking forward to more , just let me know when to cover my eyes (slash allergic remember) can't wait for him to get his RIGID member back ,( i hope you know you actually wrote frigid instead of rigid) , anyway update soon. Very good fic.

Author's Response: I know I wrote frigid. I gotta set up the jokes to get to the punch line...even if it's a few chapters later. I'm trying very hard to write the slash as readable for you and other as possible. The next chapter is lovingly naughty touches and the chapter after that is the sex. You'll have to read the end of that chapter if you don't want to miss the next big plot point and you may not understand a chapter in the future cause it is going to directly relate back to teh slash sex. But I'm trying hard to write it with you and the other allergics in mind ;)

Reviewer: AMI Signed Liked [Report This]
Date: 10/01/2008 - 09:38 pm Title: Chapter Six

Great chappie , I loved it !! The whole situation is pretty funny , especialy Willow and Xander lusting after Spike/Sally LOL ! I can deal with the slash cause I know it's Spike .

Favorite line... I want to be a MAN again, Red . With my manly parts fully grown and ready to use in a manly fashion. I want my grip stick. I want my frigid member.I want my pulsating baby making pencil back.ROTFLMAO!! Well we all want that , don't we?

Update soon please I'm dying to see more of this..*smiles*

Author's Response: I'm very happy I have such enthusiastic reviewers for this story but please don't die. Cause then you can't review next time :P And we'd all want a frigid member? Maybe in me but I certainly don't want to grow one :P I really enjoyed writing this chapter so I'm very happy you enjoyed it.

Reviewer: cordykitten Signed Liked [Report This]
Date: 10/01/2008 - 07:59 pm Title: Chapter Six

Not easy for the others to remember that Spike is a man when he looks so much like a woman ;)
Willow having an idea how to get Spike back sounds promising :)

Author's Response: Well when you've got Xander's penchant for powerful hot girls and Willow's eye for good girly looks, those two are bound to have naughty thoughts about girl!Spike. Willow doesn't have a concrete idea because she doesn't know exactly what happen to make Spike a girl and make him human. She was more exclaiming over the fact that he is human, and how that he's a girl, he's no doubt ovulating.

Reviewer: _3xy_ Anonymous Liked [Report This]
Date: 10/01/2008 - 03:20 pm Title: Chapter Six

Priceless reactions. *laughs uncontrollably*

I could list every line I loved but that would take up too much space so let me just say: brilliant, funny dialogues!

Author's Response: Thank you Trixie. List away if you dare. Glad I got some giggles :D

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