Spike opened and closed his mouth like a fish. He remained rooted to his spot, not really sure if he heard her right.
Buffy began to get worried when Spike continued to remain motionless for several seconds. God, I think I broke him.
“Spike? Are you okay?” Buffy waved an impatient hand at his face. “Earth to bleached head!”
Buffy was about to give him a tap on his arm when he suddenly burst out laughing. “ You (laughs) got me there (laughs), luv! For a minute there (laughs) I thought you were bloody serious.”
Buffy stared at Spike like he’d grown a second head. Yup, I definitely broke him.
Spike’s laughing fit went on and on until he caught the look that his best friend was giving him. Bloody hell! She was really asking him to teach her how to please a man in bed! Suddenly, an image of Buffy in a school uniform with a very short skirt swiftly flashed through his brain.
He sat on the nearest couch and grabbed a pillow to put on his lap. What the fuck is going on? - he mentally scolded himself as willed his erection to go away. “You ARE serious.”
“ ‘Course I am. Why wouldn’t I be?” She asked, crossing her arms. She was completely unaware of his current discomfort.
“Summers, if this is some bloody joke you and the whelp had -“ He paused as he took a quick look around the room. “Am I being punked? Are there some bloody cameras hidden behind those curtains?”
“Spike will you quit fooling around! I just asked you a simple question. Are you gonna teach me how to-“
“No.” Spike answered quickly, not really wanting to hear the rest of her question again.
Buffy approached and glared at him. ”Why not?”
“Because….”
“Because?” She cocked an eyebrow.
“Because….I’m not…I don’t think I could do what you’re asking from me.” He told her sincerely. “I’m not the one who you should be asking this.”
“What?! Would you rather I went to Xander? I could but-“
“Bloody hell, you’re not gonna go to Xander!” He suddenly stood up with his face red with anger. “Why couldn’t you just go and ask Red ?”
“She's out of town, remember? And it's not like I could ask Willow about these sorts of things! “
“How about Anya? I’m sure she’d be more than happy to help you.”
“I already did that.”
“You did? And what did her royal bluntness say?”
Mini flashback at the school cafeteria
“Buffy, I really wish I could help so you could have your knight in shining armor back but I can’t.” Anya replied casually as she took a bite out of her salad.
“You mean you won’t.”
“That too.”
“But why? Isn’t this supposed to be your line of expertise? Anya, you know everything about pleasing a guy. I mean you talk about your sex life like every single day. ”
“Well that’s just it. Xander and I had a fight over it yesterday. He said I couldn’t last a day without mentioning the words…” She turned down her voice. ”gasmor and espin."
"Huh?"
"I jumbled up the words so I could live up to my promise.”
“Are you sure we’re talking about the same Xander because he’s not the type who would complain over that sort of thing.”
“Yeah! That’s exactly what I thought! It’s like he was a totally different person when his parents were around.”
Buffy almost choked on her sandwich. “You mean you said those words while Mr. And Mrs. Harris were there with you?”
“It was a family dinner. I didn’t know what the freakin’ deal was?” Anya said, rolling her eyes. “Anyway, so during our fight, I told him that he thought wrong and I could certainly last an entire month of not mentioning those words to anyone…That I could be like Willow if I want to.” She nodded to punctuate her words.
“ A month?”
“Well, actually he said if I could just do it for at least two weeks, he’ll be overjoyed. So if you could just wait until then, I’ll gladly help you out with your problem.”
End of flashback
“Two weeks?” Spike repeated in disbelief.
“She sounded pretty serious,” she said.
“So that’s the solution then, you wait for two weeks.”
Buffy whined. “I don’t think that that would be the right move. I think Angel would’ve already gone out with another girl by that time. And besides, you know that senior prom is coming.”
“Well, that’s just it! If peaches could not keep it in his pants for a few more months then he’s not the right man for you.”
“Shut-up, Spike. I don’t want to hear this! I’ve already made up my mind that I’m gonna fight for him.” She scolded. “ I don’t see why you can’t help me out with this. I thought you were my best friend.”
“I am. But-“
“Spike, we never hid anything from each other before. We tell each other everything. I mean, I even knew that you had a crush on me when I was fourteen.” She recalled.
“I did?” He cleared his throat. ”Oh yeah, of course I did.” It must’ve been around the time when he was bloody pissed. “But you do remember that that crush ended shortly after you threw-up all over my new Doc Martens boots a few minutes later.”
“Please don’t remind me again. “ She cringed her nose and shook her head in disgust. “How was I to know that eating a burrito right before riding on the rollercoaster would be equal to badness?”
“Remind me not to bring you to the town’s fair this year.” He muttered.
“Please Spike. You have to help me.”
“I’m sorry, luv, but I can’t.” He said as he checked his watch, ”Oh look at the time! I have to meet with Harmony at the library. Please say goodbye to your mom for me. Thank you!” And with that babble, he quickly disappeared behind the door.
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An hour later
Joyce yawned. “As much as I wanted to finish the movie with you, I need to go upstairs and get a good night’s sleep.”
“I understand, mom. You have an early flight tomorrow.”
“Are you sure you don’t want to stay at Aunt Edna’s house? Just until I get back?”
Buffy shook her head. “No. I’ll be fine. I’m in a no-boyfriend mode so you don’t have to worry about me Bronzing. I still have a few hours left of required moping time before I’ll be able to out with my friends again. “ She quipped, feigning a smile.
Joyce chuckled, knowing that her daughter was far from serious. “I’ll call Jenny and make sure Spike checks up on you each day.”
Buffy whined. “Do you have to? Mom, I’m already 17 years old. I don’t want that good for nothing bleached blonde getting in the way of my brooding phase.”
Just then, the doorbell rang. Buffy eagerly went to open the door, hoping that it was Angel standing on the other side of it. Her smile faded the moment she set her eyes on a pair of familiar blue eyes.
“Not so happy to see me, luv?”
“What do you want?” Buffy asked impatiently as she watched him step into the house.
“Good night, kids!” Joyce told them as she started to head upstairs.
“Good night, Mrs. Summers! Have a safe trip tomorrow!”
“Thanks.”
“Spike, what are you doing here?”
“I just want to tell you that I’ve decided to say yes to your ridiculous proposal… on one condition.”
"What's the condition?" She raised a suspicious eyebrow at him.
“There’s a girl in your English class that I’ve been wanting to meet. Dark beauty, new student, this tall and goes by the name of Drusilla.”
Buffy looked at him in disbelief. “You mean little miss ho bag?! Are you kidding me? That girl is freakin’ insane! I just bumped into her once, literally, and she practically growled at me! She looked like she was ready to scratch my eye out too. So I don’t think so. Why don’t you just approach her yourself?”
“You think I haven’t tried? I did try talking to her twice, but each time she just brushed me off. ”
“I see,” Buffy snickered. “You mean there’s finally a girl on the face of the earth who was able to resist your manly charms?”
“Haha. Very funny.” He frowned. “Come on, pet. You have done this sort of thing for me before and I know that she happens to be your lab partner.”
“You knew about that? What, are you her stalker now? What about Harmony?”
“Harmony is history, luv. I just broke up with her less than an hour ago.”
“How come I’m not surprised?” She muttered.
“Come on Buffy. I really want to ask her out to the prom. Do you want me to help you with your problem or not?”
Buffy suddenly turned serious. “I do need your help.”
“Then that leaves you no choice but to help me, pet.”
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Spike sat side by side with Buffy on the couch watching the movie Die hard several minutes later.
“Tell me…what exactly happened between you and peaches?” He asked.
“I can’t tell you,” she said, her eyes still focused on the TV.
“Come on, luv. I thought we’re not supposed to keep secrets from one another.” He insisted. ”How can I help you if I don’t even know what the problem was?”
Buffy sighed exasperatedly. “I couldn’t do it, Spike.”
He eyed her with concern. ”Couldn’t do what?”
“He wanted me to give him a…blowjob and I couldn’t do it.”
“Why that bloody bastard!” Spike stood-up. His face was suddenly red with anger. “I’m gonna kill him!”
“Spike! Calm down, will you?”
Spike walked restlessly back and forth. “Have you told your mom about it?”
“What? No! Of course I’m not gonna tell mom. It’s not like he tried to force me. I followed him into his bedroom on my own free will.”
“He didn’t hurt you, did he? ‘Cause God help me if he did, I’m gonna-“
“He didn’t hurt me…at least not in the physical sense. “She looked down on the floor as tears started to fall from her eyes. “The pain came later when he said that he didn’t want to have anything to do with me anymore.”
“Oh Buffy.” His face softened as he watch her sob like a little helpless girl. He sat next to her and took her in his arms. ”What were you doing with him in the first place, pet? That man was obviously nothing but a fool!”
Buffy stopped crying and looked-up to him. ”What do you mean?”
Spike was silent for a while before he went on. “I couldn’t imagine anyone would let go of someone as special as you.”
“You think I’m special? “ She asked, a hint of smile on her face.
Damn, she’s so beautiful. “Course I do, luv.”
“Thanks for being a friend, Spike. I really need that.” She told him as placed back her head on his shoulder and sighed. “He didn’t like the fact that I’m inexperienced when it comes to sex.”
“I see.” Spike tried not to sound too relieved over the fact that Buffy’s virginity is still intact. She is after all his best friend so it’s only natural for him to make sure that she’s not being taken advantage of by anyone.
“So I guess, that’s where you come in,” she said.
"Huh?" A moment of confusion hit him before he realized what she was really trying to say. So he shook his head. “Buffy, I don’t think I like the idea of you getting back with the poof.”
“Spike, we already talked about this and there’s no way you’re gonna change my mind. You have to teach me how to do IT.”
“When you say IT, you mean – blowjob?”
“Not just that. I want to learn everything.”
“Everything?” He gulped.
“Yes, everything.”
Spike looked at her thoughtfully. He knew her long enough to know that once she sets her mind on something, she won’t back down no matter what.
Getting on her bad side would be a very bad idea. What he needed to do is to work with her until he could find a way to convince her somehow that she doesn’t belong with Angel.
“Well that’s easy. All you have to do is watch a porn movie, then your problem will be over.”
“A porn movie?” Buffy repeated.
“I actually I have one at home so I’ll just bring it over after school,” Spike suggested.
“You own a porn movie?”
“We could watch it tomorrow night.“
Her eyes went wide. “You mean you’re gonna watch it with me?”
TBC
A/N: I’m so grateful for all of the reviews you left me me on the very first chapter of this story. They were truly awesome words that were enough to inspire me to put rest of my ideas into writing.
Thanks to Natalie for proof-reading this chapter for me! Finally, I was able to repost both chapters 1 and 2 with Natalie's revisions. Thanks a bunch to her and to everyone who offered good reviews and contructive criticism. I really appreciate it :-)
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