Summary: AU. Totally human fic. Willow, Xander, Buffy, and Spike head on vacation in the wilds of upstate California where the rain, boating mishaps, and the local beasties make the trip a living...well, you get the idea. A very light-hearted poke at summer vacations.
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Rated: NC-17
Categories: General Fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Word count: 20927 Read: 10655
Published: 09/16/2007 Updated: 10/18/2007
1. 1 by Darkrivertempest [Reviews - 15] 
(5190 words)
Yes, I will be returning to my other fic, Omniscient very soon. It will be short, only a couple of chapters. Also, this won't get too grahic because most of it is based in reality of several different vacations I took. Title is from the Robert Frost poem, Road not Taken.
2. 2 by Darkrivertempest [Reviews - 7] (3550 words)
As I said before, these are true events that have happened to me! I honestly can't make this silly stuff up! If you read, please review, it really makes my day!
3. 3 by Darkrivertempest [Reviews - 6] (2336 words)
Ghost story is from the Chris Woodyard book, "Haunted Ohio." It is a great read and there are 5 books so far in the series. I highly suggest them for spooky reading!
4. 4 by Darkrivertempest [Reviews - 6] (1995 words)
A little more Spuffy... and OMG, fishing? You can only guess what will happen when these people go fishing!
5. 5 by Darkrivertempest [Reviews - 5] (2088 words)
Dedicated to MidnightGirl as I got a laugh at her image of 'Love Doctor' Willow. However, I think Xander may have been more of the 'Love Doctor' in this chapter.
6. 6 by Darkrivertempest [Reviews - 8] (2934 words)
Ok, so Zoe complained that they haven't shagged yet. Well, fine then... here you go. May it be 'shaggy' enough for you! LOL
7. 7 by Darkrivertempest [Reviews - 14] (2834 words)
So Happy Birthday to Katin! (Zoe, bless her cotton socks!) I hope you enjoyed this little vacation horror story. The poem of course is by Robert Frost. Please leave a review, they feed my inner psycho. And yes, Zoe, the oozing is for you! LOL