Title: Play Ball
Author: Pattyanne
Disclaimer: None of the BtVS characters
belong to me.
Rating: NC-17

Summary: Hospital smut. Spike Richardson
is the star pitcher for the San Francisco
Demons He's hit by a car, and winds up as
one of nurse Buffy Summer's patients.

AN: This won't be a long one, I promise, and I
AM working on the next chapters of ATP and
BED. I just needed to clear my head with a
little pointless smut.

Feedback: I'll cry if you don't.

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The Second Inning: The Wind Up




Buffy tried hard to concentrate on her other patients. She
only had three, and they certainly deserved the same
attention she gave to the patient in room 205.

But there was just something about him. He was just so
darn appealing, and funny....with a great smile. Every time he
smiled, it transformed his already handsome face to a sweet
little boyish look that she would have a difficult time resisting.

She delivered meds, took vitals, and changed dressings on
her other patients, making polite conversation, but feeling no
urge to stay and talk with them once her work was completed.

Checking in on room 205, she found that her patient had
fallen asleep. This definitely intensified the 'little boy' look
she'd already noted. His face was pale, with only the slightest
hint of a tan starting. He had a mop of light brown curls that
were tipped at the end with the results of a previous bleach
job that he was letting grow out.

Even though his eyes were closed, she could remember
well what a startling shade of blue they were, and how they
sparkled when he smiled at her.

She had the oddest feeling that she'd seen him before,
but wasn't quite sure where. He had to be from out of
town since he was apparently not used to San Francisco
traffic. Not too many locals landed in the emergency
room for being hit by a car. They knew how to dodge
taxis and cable cars.

This general appeal that he had for her had made her feel
surprisingly protective of him...and a bit defensive.

She had dealt with the agent in the waiting room briefly and
firmly, ready to switch from 'Nurse Nice' to 'Nurse Nasty' if
she needed to.

Buffy had explained that although Spike was awake and lucid,
he was still very weak and in no way ready to have visitors.

Although clearly displeased, the agent gave her a business
card with both his office and home phone numbers on it, de-
manding to be called immediately when Spike was up to it.

She'd examined the card before slipping it into her pocket. It
had a cream colored background and chunky black lettering
stating that it belonged to one 'Alexander Harris', who was a
member of the 'Rosenberg, Osbourne, and Harris Sports
Management Group' .

Well, that explained a lot. Room 205 had an agent who was
extremely concerned about his health and well-being, so that
meant he must be some sort of professional athlete.

Shift change was coming up, but Buffy found herself oddly
reluctant to leave, certainly not without telling Spike goodbye.
She bought a can of soda from the machine in the nurses
lounge, then sat down to work on her charts.

At exactly 10:45, a call bell sounded. She knew without even
looking at the board that Spike was pressing that bell.

As she headed for room 205, she saw an aide coming from
the opposite direction. Putting on a bit more speed, Buffy
managed to cut her off at the doorway.

"I'll take care of it," she assured the girl. "He's just ready for
his pain meds." Another light went on down the hallway.
"Why don't you take that one?" Buffy suggested, pointing
at it.

Upon entering the room, she saw that Spike had raised the
back of the bed and was sitting up a little. He smiled when
he saw her, but she could see the strain behind the grin. He
was hurting.

"Are you in pain?" she asked.

"A bit," he replied, obviously trying for casual nonchalance.

Buffy had prepared the injection over an hour ago, and had
been carrying it in her pocket. "Well, I'll fix that for you."

"You really ARE an angel," he said softly.

Her cheeks turned light pink. "That's probably the nicest
thing anyone's ever said to me," she replied as she tore
open an alcohol swab and cleaned a spot on his arm. After
administering the injection, she recapped the syringe and
put it back in her pocket.

"The doc was in a few minutes ago," he informed her. "He
said something about maybe starting an IV?"

Buffy grabbed his chart, noting the time of the injection,
then studied the doctors instructions. "Hmm...yes. It's so
you can administer your own pain medication. They'll put
the proper dosage in the machine and then you just push
the button when you feel you need it and it'll give you just
the right amount."

Remembering the business card, she pulled it out of her
pocket. "I got rid of your agent," she said. "For now. But
I'm under orders to call him the minute you're ready for a
visit."

"Oh, God...was he terribly rude?"

"Nothing I can't deal with," she said. "But my shift is
almost over and I won't be able to..."

"Please don't worry about it," he said quickly. "I've been
dealing with him for a while now. I wouldn't want to keep you
here when you should be going home..."

It was a pathetically obvious lie. He didn't want her to go
anymore than she wanted to leave. He was just too polite
to ask.

Buffy glanced up at the clock. "Listen, I'm going to go and
clock out now," she said, "but I'll come back and sit with you
for a bit if you'd like some company."

His face brightened up considerably, and she nearly had
to catch a breath when she saw again how amazingly hand-
some he was.

"I couldn't ask you to...." he began.

"You didn't ask. I offered. Be right back."



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**She sure keeps her promises!**

Spike was feeling mildly high from the pain medication,
and he was pretty sure he was sporting an idiotic grin
when Buffy walked back into the room in less than five
minutes.

"I'm back," she announced, dropping a handbag and
sweater on one of the chairs by the window.

"I see you. A vision in white. My very own angel-nurse,"
he murmured

Buffy noticed the slight slurring of his words. He must have
a low tolerance for pain meds, which probably meant that
he didn't use recreational drugs.

Another check in the plus column. He was becoming too
good to be real.

Spike could hear how he sounded, but he couldn't seem to
restrain his tongue. He wanted to talk to her, to hear her
voice, and he didn't really care how stupidly he was coming
off.

"Feeling better?" she asked.

"Mm-hmm. Every time you walk into the room, I get a little
bit better."

Buffy tried to disregard his blatant flirtation since he was
as high as a kite, but she couldn't resist it. He was too
cute for words. And the way his blue eyes sort of matched
the hospital gown was darling.

"Are you wearing someone else's uniform?" he asked.

"What? Why would you think that?"

"Because it says 'Elizabeth' on your name tag."

"Oh, well...Elizabeth is my given name, and the hospital
requires me to use it."

He grinned appealingly. "I like 'Buffy' better."

"Me, too. It's a nickname I picked up as a baby. No one
here uses it."

His head tilted a bit. "Can I use it?"

"If you like."

"Oh, I do," he said. "A lot." Actually, he was elated. A
secret name. One that only he called her. God was good.

She scooted the other chair closer and settled into it.
"What shall we talk about?"

Spike ignored the question. "Are all nurses as pretty as
you?"

"Every last one of us," a loud voice announced as a tall
and heavy built nurse walked into his room, completely
banishing any intimate glow he'd been carefully establishing
with Buffy.

This must be the shift change, he thought glumly.

**Well, this just won't do at all. This isn't MY nurse.
She's too big and too loud. My nurse is small and
delicate, with a gentle voice. She's an angel. So,
off with YOU, loud one. And don't even THINK about
touching me on your way out the door!**

But Buffy, his angel nurse, was actually smiling
at the unwelcome interloper. "Hey, Elena. How've you
been?"

The other nurse pulled Spike's chart off the wall and
flipped it open. "Over worked and under appreciated,"
she said. Scanning the chart briefly, she placed it
on the bedside table and looked at Spike. "So, how
are you feeling, blue eyes?"

"Not at all well," he replied irritably

Buffy smiled. He was practically pouting.

Elena reached for his wrist with a shrug.

"Is this really necessary?" he demanded.

"Do you think I'd be doing it if it wasn't?" Elena
asked, looking at her watch and lobbing the ball
neatly back into his court.

The instant he opened his mouth to answer back,
the woman inserted that blasted thermometer. Spike
was about to take it right back out when Buffy grabbed
his hand.

"She has to take your vitals when she comes on duty,"
she explained quietly. "Take them and chart them. Now,
behave."

She softened her words with a gentle squeeze of his
hand, which pretty much took all the fight right out of him.

If his angel-nurse wanted him to sit still and submit to
this harpy's attentions, he'd do it for her.

Anything to make her happy. She could parade every
nurse, doctor, technician, orderly and janitor through
the room if it pleased her.

"So how come you're still here?" Elena asked Buffy.
"Aren't you three to eleven?"

Buffy nodded. "Yes. I'm actually off duty. This is a...a
personal visit."

The thermometer beeped, and Spike nearly spat it out
of his mouth.

Elena charted the results. "Yeah? Is he a friend of
yours?" She wound the blood pressure cuff around
Spike's bicep and began inflating it. "Funny that he
wound up in the hospital where you work, huh?"

"Hilarious," Spike muttered, rolling his eyes. "Are you
done?"

Elena chuckled. "Be nice to me, cutie. We'll be spending
a little time together and I have all the sharp instruments,"
she warned him, scribbling in his chart. "Has he had his
meds?"

"Yes he HAS, thank you very much!" he snapped.

The woman hadn't been an RN for twenty-five years
without learning how to deal with a fractious patient. "All
right, then." She replaced the chart in its slot. "Call me
if you need me."

"Oh, you can count on it," Spike called after her. Turning
back to Buffy, he smiled. "Alone at last."

She couldn't hold back her laughter. "She's right, you know.
You should be nicer. You're gonna need her."

Spike shrugged. "I'll send her some flowers. I WILL,"
he insisted at her skeptical look. "I'd swear it on my
mother's grave but she isn't dead so it wouldn't be
binding."

Still smiling, Buffy leaned back in the chair, giving him
a speculative look.

"What?" he asked, grinning back at her.

"Nothing. Well, it's just that....I keep thinking I've seen
you somewhere before."

"Maybe you have."

"Yeah, but where?"

Spike shrugged. "In your dreams?"

She rolled her eyes. "Oh, brother."

"Sorry. I meant to ask if you followed the sports
page."

"No. Why? Are you in them?"

"Yeah." He tried not to sound too braggy. "I play for
the Demons."

"Oh, the baseball team?"

"Heard of us, have you?"

Buffy nodded. "Of course I've heard of the team. Just
never heard of you."

"Ouch. There goes the old ego. Thanks ever so, angel
nurse."

She made her 'poor baby' face. "I'm sorry."

Spike took her teasing in good spirit. "Well, I'm fairly new.
Only been there one season, so...."

"Well, what position do you play? I don't know a lot about
baseball, but..."

"I'm the pitcher," he informed her. "Maybe you...."

She snapped her fingers suddenly. "Oh, now I remember.
I saw you on the news."

"Yeah?" he grinned happily.

"Didn't you break some sort of world record or something?"

Delighted that she knew about this, Spike shrugged with a
small amount of modesty. "That's right. I pitched two con-
secutive no-hitters last season."

"Wow....that's a good thing, right?"

"Damn right," he replied emphatically. "No one's ever pitched
two consecutive no-hitters before. Closest anyone ever came
was Nolan Ryan back in 1973, and his were two months apart."

She looked impressed, which pleased him no end.

He pointed at a small closet. "Are my clothes in there?"

"Um, yes." Buffy opened the closet door and pulled out a
plastic bag. She placed it on the bedside table and opened
it up. "What's left of them, anyway." She extracted a black
tee shirt and a pair of jeans. "It looks like they had to cut your
pants off in the ER," she told him, glancing back into the bag.
"Apparently you weren't wearing anything underneath them."

"Nah. Never do," he replied. "Is my jacket in there?"

"Yes," She pulled it out.

"Look in the right pocket."

Buffy did as he asked. Her hand emerged from the
pocket holding a baseball.

"That's the ball from my second no-hitter. I pitched a
perfect game. Go ahead...ask me what a perfect game
is."

She had to smile. "Okay....what's a perfect game?"

"A perfect game is when a pitcher throws 27 straight
outs. See, you can walk batters and still pitch a no-hitter,
but not a perfect game. In the whole history of Major League
Baseball, there've only been 16 perfect games."

The animated way he was talking was really adorable. He
was so proud of his accomplishment, but he didn't seem to
want to be all 'boasty' about it. The more wound up he got,
the more she found herself attracted to him.

"Well, I'm impressed," she said, putting his clothes back in
the closet. "But maybe you should let me lock up the ball
for you. It sounds like it might be valuable."

"It is," he nodded. "You wouldn't believe how much I've been
offered for it."

"Then I should definitely lock it up."

He tilted his head again in that adorable way. "Tell you what,"
he said, "why don't you have it?"

"Me?" she asked, surprised. "I couldn't do that."

"Why not? It's my ball. I can do what I like with it."

"Because....well, because you hardly know me. Why
would you want to give me one of your perfect balls?"

The comment hung in the air between them for a moment,
then they both laughed at the same time.

"I meant...I mean...." Buffy said, her cheeks turning red.

"I know what you meant," Spike said. "Look, if you don't
want my balls..."

"Stop that!"

"What? You mean you DO want my balls?"

"I'm getting a stitch in my side," she gasped. "Now stop..."

He took a deep breath, and waited for her to stop laughing.

"Are you okay?" she asked. "You didn't just laugh yourself
back into pain, did you?"

"No. I just...well, I need to...use the...you know," he said,
glancing pointedly at his lap.

"Oh. All right. Do you need the bed pan or the urinal?"

Now, HIS cheeks turned slightly red. "Just the urinal."

She handed it to him, then pulled the curtain closed around
the bed and waited.

"Um...angel-nurse?" His voice sounded a bit strained.

"Problem?" she asked.

"Just a small one."

She peeked around the side of the curtain, then nearly
gasped out loud.

**A small one? Sure as heck doesn't look like a small
one to me!!!**



TBC......
(Very soon. I'm actually rolling pretty well on this one)

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