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Summary: Basically, my muse pricked me, and I wrote.
AU, Spike is a vampire, Buffy is human. Destined mating type deal, that is the basis for the plot here. (And I don't even believe in destiny so take this story-line as: The correct layout of events happened and he found her.)

This is a mating fic, there will be smut and... Well, I don't want to say much else and give too much away. Still strangers, Spike is spying on Buffy at night, that is how the story begins. Why don't you find out how it ends? ;)

I don't own any of the Whedonverse characters and I am not trying to make a profit from this story. Yadda yadda yadda, this has been a disclaimer.
Categories: NC-17 Fics, Fantasy/AU
Characters: None
Genres: Horror, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 110149
[Report This] Published: 06/18/2014 Updated: 05/24/2015
Comments: friendlyvamp!Darla, evilvamp!Hank, Dawn and Xander, superivisor!Willow, one of the few (soul)mate/meant for each other fic across fandoms where it's clear that the chemistry/attraction, affection, and mate bond are separate. Buffy is freaked out by the shock of it but doesn't doubt that this is real. That's a relief constant anchoring us through all the other tribulations
Acting The Part by pattyanne Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 408]
Summary: AU. William St. James is an actor on a hit television show. While appearing at a fan convention, he meets Buffy and her six year old daughter, Melanie
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 74242
[Report This] Published: 05/28/2004 Updated: 09/25/2005
Summary: Imagine this as a re-telling of Season 6. Beginning at the moment Spike and Buffy see one another for the first time since her resurrection, the Slayer finds a comfort in the vampire that she’d never felt before. When their respective feelings for one another rapidly grow into a secret romance, what will happen when Buffy’s friends learn the truth?
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 73 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 232447
[Report This] Published: 01/10/2009 Updated: 12/15/2010
Comments: i guess. well written, nothing so exciting. just some interesting stuff. not an s6 retelling. she's resurrected and reluctantly connects with spike but nothing else from those episodes. lots of xander drama, hank drama, dawn can't have sex yet drama. pregnant. v random angel being a creep? then it's all about travers poisoning dana to erase her memories and then buffy-dana-faith dynamics. pretty close to ending.
Summary: “Sometimes, I think it’s the best thing that ever happened to me and sometimes I wish it never did. Love’s funny that way.” Buffy Summers falls in love with Dr. William 'Spike' Pratt, but isn't it typical that sometimes, even the strongest love can't overcome certain obstacles? Ain't love grand that way...

Completed! (Warnings: character death, very very very brief b/other and s/other
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Buffy/Other, Spike/Other
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 59585
[Report This] Published: 03/04/2006 Updated: 03/29/2006
Comments: tragic but so readable. buffy writes journal entries to her counsellor giles. think the issue is doctor, 17/28 but it's actually his fiance and son. she aborts the baby when he says she betrayed and trapped him. but then he sits with her in her grief and tells her he will do what she wants. she lets him leave, but he knew she loved him so he came back but comaed and dies in the crash.
An Alternate Attraction by pj Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 486]
Summary: COMPLETE! Spike makes a wish that inadvertently sends Buffy into a world where vampires are good and humans are evil. With her whole life turned upside down and a certain new feeling she can’t deny, she must find her way back to the real world. Will she be able to get out without losing her heart to the one person she hates or will she be able to get out at all?
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 88063
[Report This] Published: 01/03/2005 Updated: 12/18/2005
Comments: wouldn't reread but interesting. started with a bland - buffy realizes she's a bitch when she's forced to endure a none-too-subtle forced perspective - and then turned into a pretty developed adventure plot. Also some cool twists with leanna/kerala, un-reversed buffy being in a coma, both dimensions get happy endings, canon spike has dreams that turned into memories (simple but not annoying premise for smoothing over dimension hoppage)
Baby Love by Niamh Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 1114]
Summary: Seventeen year old Buffy Summers is a High School Senior with a boyfriend and life is great, until she realizes one morning that, well, life changes fairly quickly, especially when you find out something you've been denying is real. Nominated in the 9th Round of the Love's Last Glimpse Awards for: Best WIP, Best Angst and Best Fantasy.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 139795
[Report This] Published: 04/02/2005 Updated: 05/08/2006
Comments: see EF
Summary: A girl who's broken and lost. A man who's never given a chance to anyone. She's distant. He's edgy and closed off. A sweet lil country town with two scared individuals not willing to admit that they're afraid of anything. And of course it's Spike and Buffy, who else! Find out what happens when they accidentally become everyday occurrences for each other.
Categories: NC-17 Fics, NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 206670
[Report This] Published: 09/07/2012 Updated: 04/15/2014
Comments: fun adventure. buffy's family dies in an SF fire. Moves to AL to be with grams. meets spike in the library for a few weeks until he helps her with someone asking her out. then she avoids him because she doesn't want to push him away with her angst (lol) and he finds her on halloween and they hang out and kiss. nightmare bracelet and he tells her he's a vampire. their fight when she makes rex take her to a fight = sex. she runs when he doesn't say ily and gets pushed into a river. then the earthquake = claim. princess the cat. sister dawn and ensouled-not crazy drusilla does visions. gem of amara in the antique shop. rex the thunderbird, blake the player, dylan the brachen nerd, stevo the gypsy and ace the sick monster. buffy working in the diner (but never gets brought up again) With an affectionate feeling amidst the tiring emptiness this day had brought her, she thought absently on the conflicting sensations within. She was sated, and relieved and hurting and then just plain stripped; and affection still stood tall with all the other skyscrapers of emotion. She was a mess, but a controlled one at that. Spike's bafflement at the apology showed clearly on his face. Hope threatened to grow strong inside him, and offered the cliff from which he'd be falling if it got too high. The air was still, as if sound might crack it as a punch would a mirror. She had something lodged in her stomach, something heavy and draining. She didn't want to be here. She wanted to be with Spike. Sometimes confusion was ever-present even when something was being explained to you with absolute competency. And sometimes, there was no confusion for even the most vague and half-baked ideas, just utter clarity, fueled by instinct. As the door/wall closed tightly, leaving Buffy alone once again, she felt fire and anger tie together beneath her skin, weaving like a snake around every nerve ending and blood vessel.
Believe in Forever by Evenstar Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Buffy arrives in Los Angeles after learning Spike's alive, only to find another man waiting for her.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14919
[Report This] Published: 10/26/2004 Updated: 10/26/2004
Blue by Pandora Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 225]
Summary: Buffy followed her college sweetheart to New York only to find out that he wasn't as loyal as she thought. Instead of crawling back home to mommy and daddy, she decides to strike out on her own in the big city. While meeting new people and enjoying her independence, she learns the true meaning of that timeless idiom, you should never judge a book by its cover. Nominated for Best Story and Best Romance at the Cradle of Humanity Awards Round 3. Thank you!
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Buffy/Other
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43193
[Report This] Published: 07/14/2008 Updated: 08/10/2008
Blue Eyed Devil by pattyanne Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 364]
Summary: Spike Devlin is the lead singer for the band 'Blue eyed Devil'. Buffy Summers is the local preschool teacher he falls for right before leaving on a nation wide tour.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 47 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 88823
[Report This] Published: 05/02/2004 Updated: 07/01/2005
Comments: excellent. no telenovela drama (caught in compromising position, giant misunderstanding), just lots of fluff and non-ridiculous ups and downs. virgin buffy, multi-chapter comprehensive foreplay sex scenes. lots of words. "Oh, Christ," he moaned, in a delirium of both agony and it's counterpart. "If...you have to stop or I'm gonna come." He could feel the extreme tightness begin to ease up, making her no less snug, but far more accessible. But what she found most wonderful about his performance was how completely he was enjoying himself. It was quite obvious that he loved what he was doing. His smiles and laughter were too genuine and spontaneous to come from anything less than total harmony with his place in the world.
Summary: ** Rewrite of CH 11 and an Epilogue added** Buffy is an adult college student who has signed up for the one class she was putting off. She soon finds herself really enjoying the lectures in part due to the appearance of a youg peroxide blonde.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Spike/Other
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54400
[Report This] Published: 01/04/2009 Updated: 04/06/2009
Comments: Now Spike was somewhere between Confused Blvd. and Relieved Av. “You don’t mind then?”
Crystal by Vanilla Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 468]
Summary: A beautiful blonde is undercover for the FBI in Los Angeles. She is working as a computer hacker for one of the country’s richest, dirtiest, and most handsome businessmen, who just happens to have a few secrets of his own. Sparks fly, because don’t they always?
Winner at the Spuffy Awards! Reader's choice for Best Spike Characterization and Best Fantasty Saga, Judge's Choice for Best Fantasty 'We Missed The Bed, Again', and Judge's Pick. Nominated at the Cradle of Humanity Awards for the Happy Worker Award.

Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action, Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 61064
[Report This] Published: 02/08/2008 Updated: 03/18/2008
Comments: yay that was a great action adventure with lots of reveals and twists that weren't toooo complicated or silly. and a satisfying ending for our spuffy! gunn didn't trust buffy, fred was a double agent but made a mistake with giles, buffy gives up her job so spike can keep his deal, drusilla comes through. and not toooo much angst when spike finds out buffy was lying the whole time or when he's scared she sacrificed stuff for him Their kiss was slow, and heated, and unlike any way they’d ever bonded before. There was no longer the underlying layer of impossibility, but a feeling of opportunity, and of perhaps, inevitability “My angel, my Buffy,” he whispered to her, peppering her face with chaste kisses as he nailed her to the wall with his erection. “You wanted me? You wanted this?”
Culinary Chaos by Allison Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 316]
Summary: Spike Brooks runs a restaurant in Sunnydale and soon finds himself to be a rival of Buffy Summers, an up-and-coming pastry shop owner. After they both enter the same competition, Spike fights to maintain the title of being the best dessert maker in town while Buffy struggles to prove that she is just as good, if not better. Who will win, and what will become of the loser? Will they remain enemies, or will the competition actually bring them closer together? *Awarded Best Romance Fic Runner-Up, Best Long Fic Winner, and Judge's Choice at the Blood Ties Awards!*
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Parody, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24861
[Report This] Published: 09/19/2005 Updated: 10/20/2005
Comments: this was a very reasonable story (realistic drama, nothing really contrived) and still light and fun to read. it's nice
Summary: spuffy awards readers choice best romance awards altered 1 William is in a monastery wondering about his future when fate takes a hand and he and his cousin are taken in a viking raid. Set a millenium ago
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Horror
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 124253
[Report This] Published: 10/28/2007 Updated: 11/03/2008
Summary: Buffy Finn is having an affair with her daughter's teacher, Mr. Pratt. Will they be caught in the act?
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34397
[Report This] Published: 12/10/2010 Updated: 01/05/2011
Comments: see EF
Dreamtime by AnniePants Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 248]
Summary:

After the death of her mother, Elizabeth Summers is forced to leave her home in Bermuda to live with her aunt and uncle in the strict Puritan colony of Connecticut. She soon finds that she's not the only stranger in town. Spuffy eventually. Past life AU. More details in author's notes.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 103817
[Report This] Published: 02/20/2008 Updated: 05/21/2015
Comments: well written and plotted. watcher giles and slayer sibling william fight demons by the hellmouth. the master popped out and killed susan. elizabeth gets kidnapped but then enjoys staying at the cabin and learning how to fight. giles and nathaniel redding are brothers. elizabeth helps free william but he leaves without knowing about the baby and comes back just as she's being hung for witchcraft. a good amount of betrayal (giles, jenny, tara) and spuffy against the world. she dies from labor complications and 311 years later she gets to finish the master. a recently resouled spike remembers their past life. elizabeth was a potential and had dreams. the story is resolved by cannon not itself so technically not a happy ending. saving because i liked the writing and found the story compelling 7.29.22
Freedom by icemink Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 286]
Summary: Set in the world of the The Wish. Instead of snapping Buffy's neck, the Master keeps her imprisoned so that another Slayer can't be called, and so that he will be free to carry out his plans. In the mean time he's called the last of the Aurelius line, Drusilla and Spike, to help him run his new kingdom in Sunnydale.
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56979
[Report This] Published: 05/30/2005 Updated: 06/02/2006
Comments: this was very good and dark and creative kidnapped slayer buffy so it's like those preS2 fic where she meets him for the first time while still pretty unschooled and open to shifting her worldview but she's an adult favorite part was before she gets turned, because power (vampire) dynamics are hard for me. but feels less learning edge and more resolved by the end with gwen dead and drusilla planning to leave
Summary: William ‘Spike’ Giles and Buffy Summers are both students at Sunnydale High, but they lead two very different lives. Spike has it all – looks, wealth and popularity. Buffy has nothing – since her parents divorced, she’s been living in the servants’ quarters of the Giles mansion, where her mother earns a meager living as a maid. But beyond these differences, they have a secret relationship – at school, Spike pretends not to know her, but at night he visits her room with growing regularity…
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky, Buffy/Other, Spike/Other
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44978
[Report This] Published: 01/10/2007 Updated: 04/17/2007
Comments: not bad and then she’d got a D on a geometry paper Though totally different in almost every way, both Cecily and Dru had had a certain self-assurance ?“ completely convinced of their own superiority above all others. It was a quality that had attracted him to both of them ?“ they never doubted that they warranted his interest and yet when they had it they failed to appreciate it ?“ Cecily had treated him like garbage even though he’d followed her around like a lost puppy and Dru had cheated on him with two people he’d considered friends.
Inner Sanctum by Karbear57 Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Spike owns a bar, Buffy is a bartender in a private room. *COMPLETE*
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8807
[Report This] Published: 05/01/2004 Updated: 05/01/2004
Comments: idk i like this? spike waiting a few years and then seducing her. fantasy reenactment
Kisses and Cupcakes by Vanilla Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 75]
Summary: Days after the tragedy that was her seventeenth birthday, Buffy sits alone on her porch. An unexpected visitor becomes her partner in misery, and together they come to understand how thin the line is between love and hate.
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13152
[Report This] Published: 06/08/2008 Updated: 08/06/2008
Comments: v v good. I love a good S2 fic and this one was right after Angelus turns. good capturing evil vamp spike and how he quickly softens towards her and figures out how to work with her. very sweet, very well written, excellent
Little London by caatje Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 728]
Summary: AU Story. 24 year old virgin, Buffy, never had a boyfriend and is shy around men. Not knowing how to act around them or to get their attention. Spike’s your typical ‘bad boy’ though soft on the inside. He owns a bar where Buffy and her friends have been coming to the last two weeks.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 58463
[Report This] Published: 01/10/2006 Updated: 07/30/2006
Comments: cuuuute. great relationship development and angst saved for the end
Summary: Set during an alternate season 2 sometime after Halloween. Buffy is on the run to avoid recapture by the military group that had her kidnapped and experimented on. When she finds herself pregnant through artificial means, her desperation to stay one step ahead of them escalates. Yes, this is a vampire/slayer fic, and of COURSE it's spuffy. NEW CHAPTER POSTED
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 58928
[Report This] Published: 05/10/2005 Updated: 08/19/2010
Comments: writing has good bones & words, a lil bit clunky way more action/adventure (especially escaping the military) than the good stuff (spuffy reunion, romance, etc). solid
Summary: A story set in the sometimes seedy world of Rock and Roll………The words to the song ‘Will Love Find A Way are by our Deb, thankyou babe – we love you!
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 179238
[Report This] Published: 01/08/2005 Updated: 02/08/2005
Comments: can't not favorite because what a story. v wholesome romance, not wholesome anything else. cool with lots of story lines, and it's more worldbuilding than trying to make me invested in other people “Christ Willy, what the fuck do you want? – Eh? Marks out of bleeding ten?” “Would be nice…all I want to know is, if there’s any chance of a re-match, and – put that down! Glory – okay, I‘m sorry, I’ll never mention…” Willy ducked down the hallway with Glory gaining on him fast, wielding the glass ashtray again. ....using conversation to highlight what's happening
Summary: Buffy Summers witnessed her boyfriend and best friend being shot. The killer is still at large, and Buffy does not feel safe. William "Spike" Giles is a hardened cop assigned to protect Buffy. Spike, a confirmed bachelor, does not want the complication of a woman in his life, but there's just something so sweet about Buffy...Won at Burst Into Flame Awards for Best Fantasy!
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57865
[Report This] Published: 08/20/2006 Updated: 09/29/2006
Summary: WIP Set between seasons 4 and 5. After Buffy is exposed to the poison of a demon, Riley and Buffy fight when he refuses to "take advantage" of her. Spike however has no such compunction.
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 69470
[Report This] Published: 10/31/2004 Updated: 07/06/2005
Comments: what a weirdly meandering summer b/t and S5 story. dominoes, where , before an issue gets addressed a new one pops up. Apart from their mystical sex to avoidance to full reunion romance (where it ends VERY abruptly) there's no cohesive plot. literally just a series of dramatic events that are random or canon...maybe reread to track the chain of events I guess the other main plot theme was fear, which was cool. mostly buffys, a nonjudgemental exploration of all her irrational fears and how she lets them guide her life because she never talks about them or gets comfort from them It was nothing he'd looked for, nothing he wanted, nothing he understood, but he was falling in love with the Slayer. Buffy hated nothing more than others trying to tell her how to live her life, which was ironic, since she spent most of her time seeking the approval of those around her. She wanted to tell him, but she couldn't seem to find the words. She was terribly hungry for his comfort but the thought he might withhold it from her was too much to bear. She saw him move out into the mall and hang about some benches while looking menacing and aloof.