Summary: Season 7 lovesmut (and optimistic 'missing scene'). Is that "history" Andrew refers to in 'Storyteller' more recent than he thinks? Probably not, but let's pretend anyway!
(Originally published in 2003. Winner of several awards, including "The Ultimate Way Things Should Be" Award @ FMYA Ultimate Round.)
Rated: NC-17
Categories: Porn w/o Plot fics Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 1211 Read: 3906
Published: 11/01/2007 Updated: 11/01/2007
1. As In 'Recent' by NautiBitz [Reviews - 10] 
(1211 words)
This came about in chat one night when someone mentioned that Buffy and Spike may have been "Sculdering it" throughout Season 7 (which as a non-rabid X-Files fan I had to be told meant rutting like crazed weasels offscreen). Hey, it could happen. Plus, the cigarette? And that rosy flush on her cheeks? C'mon. Work with me here. (The last spoken line is from the episode.)
A/N #2: The 'poufters' Spike refers to at the end are Xander and Andrew. He's basically calling them girly - he is NOT commenting on their actual sexual proclivities. (He is also not referring to Willow and Kennedy! People have actually tried to school me on the proper usage of 'poufter' after making this assumption. Why would I think lesbians don't have estrogen??? Anyway.) Spike may be insensitive, but I think we all agree he's not a homophobe.
And yeah, that's a lot of intro for such a little bit of smut. Moving on!