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I've been Spuffy-obsessed since "Out of My Mind" first aired in '00. For too many years, the when, where and how of Spike and Buffy's hypothetical (and televised) sex life ruled my brain. This body of work is the result.

I dropped out of the fandom in '04 when RL got overly demanding, but the siren song of hot, sweet Spuffy love was too tempting to ignore, so, here I am again. Yay?

If you've read everything here and you STILL want more (bless your smutty heart), every fic I've ever finished (including my super-taboo human AU Older and the S/B/F PWP One Two Three, along with other pairings and some genfic) is archived at New stuff is always posted first at my LJ community (for members only), NautiFic. (Over 3000 members strong now! WTFIDK.)

This just in (April '09): Crave, an all-human AU that casts Spike as Buffy's diabolical (or IS HE?) billionaire father-in-law, is back in swing at my lj community: "OMG the hotness!! Spike is rude, relentless and ruthless and Buffy is sweet, feisty and sailing on denial. Bring them together and PA-POW! ...Definitely a naughty!kink! fic that won't disappoint." - Indigo Crypt Awards (You must have a livejournal account and join my community to read it. There is no approval process -- all are welcome!)

Also exclusive to my comm: Random bits of Crash and Burn II. (Only one so far, but I plan to add more!)

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Stories by NautiBitz

All Over It by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 47 Reviews Liked Feature
Summary: Mid-Season 3, Buffy has to stop an apocalypse in a really icky way. Then again, Spike's back in town and has just the stuff she needs... (Originally published in 2003, recently revised for my site relaunch. Winner of the "Ultimate PWP" award at the FMYA Ultimates, among others.)

As In 'Recent' by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 10 Reviews Liked
Summary: Season 7 lovesmut (and optimistic 'missing scene'). Is that "history" Andrew refers to in 'Storyteller' more recent than he thinks? Probably not, but let's pretend anyway!

(Originally published in 2003. Winner of several awards, including "The Ultimate Way Things Should Be" Award @ FMYA Ultimate Round.)

At It Like Rabbits by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 77 Reviews Liked
Summary: SEQUEL to Heart Don't Lie! It's the final chapter in the Bunnyverse: Thirteen years after the end-all apocalypse, Buffy and Spike are happily married with kids (and are just as frisky as ever). Ah, domestic bliss. It must mean something's about to change around here...

Baby Likes to Roleplay by NautiBitz

Rated: AO-AdultsOnly • 30 Reviews Liked
Summary: A fun, sexy (and hopefully unique!) spin on the S2 'Halloween' episode, and what Spike might have done had Buffy not come to her senses in time... (Title obviously gives the twist away. This is a totally consensual scene, but please read the A/N warnings first.)

**Works as a standalone oneshot** OR as a supplement to my Bunnyverse series. (You do not have to read that series to know what's going on here!)

Back and Forth by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 4 Reviews Liked
Summary: Feeling sexy after 'First Date', Buffy shows herself some love, forgetting that her live-in ex has bionic hearing. Warning: she thinks about Wood, but not for long. (Originally published in 2003. Winner of "Best Short Story" @ the Spuffy Awards & Stay Beautiful Awards, "Best Smut" @ Bedtime Story Awards, and more.)

Body Shots by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 42 Reviews Liked
Summary: A smutty spin on S4's "Who Are You?": Wearing Buffy's body, Faith meets Spike for the first time and has her wicked way with him. When back-to-normal Buffy finds out, she's not amused. (Brief moments of S/F, but this is an S/B romance.) (Originally published in 2001. Winner of the "Is It Hot In Here or Is It Just My Story?" Award @ Tainted Love, and more.)

Captivated by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 25 Reviews Liked
Summary: Mid-Season 3, Spike and Buffy get drunk, pass out, and wake up in a curious predicament. Who's to blame? Trick, the Mayor, hairy demons, Jack Daniels? Who cares? They're naked! (Originally published in 2002. Winner of several awards, including "Year's Best Comedy/Fluff" @ LLGA, "Outstanding NC-17" @ FMYA and "Best Rough & Tumble" @ IMA.)

Catch by NautiBitz

Rated: PG • 6 Reviews Liked
Summary: Spike and Buffy meet again post-Angel: "The point is she's moving on. You do the same, and you might catch her one day." Or she might catch you... (Originally published in 2004.)

Checkmate by NautiBitz

Rated: 15 • 6 Reviews Liked
Summary: When Spike insults Buffy during Season 5's 'Checkpoint', she doesn't walk away. Short and sweet 'cut scene'-type ficlet. (Originally published in 2001.)

Come Alive by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 2 Reviews Liked
Summary: Mid-'Afterlife', Buffy wants to get away from everyone. Spike and his motorcycle seem the perfect escape.

(Originally published in 2002. Winner of several awards including "Best Short", "Best Smut" and "Best PWP" from the SDAs, IMAs, SoGAs, and the Spuffies.)

Crash and Burn (Part I) by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 141 Reviews Liked
Summary: Buffy's a barely legal Bel Air brat, Spike's a reckless, heartbroken punk. When they crash into each other on a mountain road, sparks fly.

Spike peered through the window at the blonde, tan, bare-shouldered, thousand-dollar-sunglass-wearing bint he'd just saved from certain death. His eyes narrowed. Oh yeah. He was Pissed. Off.

(Originally published in 2003/2004. Winner of several awards, including "Best of the Best UST" @ VKA and "Best Fantasy" @ LLGA and the Spuffies. Features an original song by me. And yes, I do plan to post a Part II!)

Don't Stop by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 163 Reviews Liked
Summary: Pre-'Becoming', Buffy and Spike duke it out in a ghost town saloon. Throw in a lasso, a mechanical bull, an acid-spewing sewer beast, top-shelf whiskey and a Journey song, and the sex just writes itself...

"Get a load of you, all slay-kittenish, taking on a pubful of nasties in your Friday night best. Hunting for new bedmates, are we? So soon after the last?"

She pursed her lips and squeezed her stake, fingers itching to wipe that smirk off his face. "I asked you first."

Enthralled by NautiBitz

Rated: 15 • 13 Reviews Liked Past Featured Story
Summary: Mid-'Doomed', the subject of hypnosis comes up: can Spike do it? Buffy doesn't think so. Guess she'll have to be ...convinced. (Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Best Short", "Best Ensemble", "Best Comedy" and more, from various award sites.)

Heart Don't Lie by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 158 Reviews Liked
Summary: Buffy and Spike face the consequences of a 'wild' night together: a bundle of (possibly evil) joy! Much more than a "baby fic", this story is now COMPLETE and chock full o' freaky sex, fluffy bunnies, horny gods, catty brawls, cranky slayers, and the end of the 'verse as you know it!

(This began in 2001 as the one-shot "A Bunny In The Oven". Winner of several awards including "Outstanding NC-17 Series" @ FMYA and "Best WIP" @ VKA.)

Stay tuned for the sequel, At It Like Rabbits, coming soon!

In Heat by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 40 Reviews Liked
Summary: The summer after Season 5 (in my world where Buffy never died) a pheromone heat wave gets the Slayer hot and bothered... for Spike. What's a lovestruck, semi-reformed vampire to do? (Originally published in 2001, epilogues added in 2002. Winner of over 35 awards including "Fic of the Year - 2002" @ The Spiked Awards, "Best Series" & "Best Smut" @ WYA and the Spuffies, "Best Comedy/Fluff" @ LLGA and "Fanfic Classic" @ FLA.)

Just A Taste by NautiBitz

Rated: 15 • 6 Reviews Liked
Summary: Post-'Pangs', Buffy's mad. Spike is hungry. All he wants is a little taste... (Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Hottest Bite" @ Lost Souls Awards, and more.)

Looking For Trouble by NautiBitz

Rated: 15 • 8 Reviews Liked
Summary: Post-'Checkpoint', Spike's Number One Fan gets a tumble. Buffy walks in and is shocked and appalled, yet she can't seem to walk out. A 'missing scene' that's Spuffy at heart - and Splydia at groin. (Though not in a graphic way.)

Peaches & Herbs by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 6 Reviews Liked
Summary: In an imagined season 6, Buffy sheds her inhibitions. With Spike. In her kitchen. During Dawn's birthday party. If only Willow hadn't conjured up that forbidden yet totally delicious fruit... (Originally published in 2001.)

Skin on Skin by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 31 Reviews Liked
Summary: Mid-Season 5, Buffy's got some kinks she needs worked out. Lucky for her, Spike's got the gift of healing. (Originally published in 2002.)

Slaying In by NautiBitz

Rated: PG • 11 Reviews Liked
Summary: An answer to Marti Noxon's question, "Can you really see Spike and Buffy in a condo deciding what they should watch on TV that night?" Just some off-the-cuff feel-good fluff.

(Originally published in 2002. Winner of some "Best Fluff" awards.)

Sleeptalking by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 10 Reviews Liked
Summary: Pre-'Hush', Spike learns that Buffy talks in her sleep. He may have a chip in his head, but he's still very, very bad... (Includes a brief cameo from someone in the Gaiman-verse.) (Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Best PWP" @ Love's Last Glimpse Awards.)

Something To Sing About by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 10 Reviews Liked
Summary: Post-musical smut. Because I didn't believe for a second that they stopped after that kiss. (Originally published in 2001.)

That Thing by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 14 Reviews Liked
Summary: Post-'Wrecked', Buffy is trying to think un-Spike-like thoughts when a certain obscene phone caller foils her plan. (Originally published in 2002. Winner of "Best PWP" @ LLGA, "Best Phone Sex" @ NBKA, and more.)

The Sandman's Promise by NautiBitz

Rated: NC-17 • 5 Reviews Liked
Summary: Spike's 'Restless' dream, featuring fun with naked Buffy and other foreshadowy stuff. (Originally published in 2001.)

Truce Or Dare by NautiBitz

Rated: 15 • 7 Reviews Liked
Summary: Post-'Something Blue', Buffy makes an intriguing statement. Spike suggests a fitting game. Are the Scoobies bored enough to play? Of course they are! (Originally published in 2002. Winner of LLGA's "Best Short Story", "Year's Best Spike Characterization", "Best Comedy/Fluff", and more.)