Summary: We've all had them, just be grateful today's not yours. From the moment Buffy Summers opened her eyes to greet the morning, her day went from bad to worse. Even in the midst of having a day from hell, there's always one thing that can be the silver lining to your black cloud. Luckily for her, hers came wrapped in leather and wore a killer smile.













Nominated for Best Comedy, Best NC-17, and Best Plot at the SunnyD Awards Round 22! Thanks so much!





Rated: NC-17
Categories: NC-17 Fics Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: Adult Language, Freaky/Kinky, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Word count: 20652 Read: 8240
Published: 09/11/2010 Updated: 02/18/2011

1. Chapter 1 by Behind Blue Eyes [Reviews - 12] (3241 words)
This story has been kicking around on my computer for a bit. When I wrote this, I was feeling a need to release my inner snarkyness and dark humor. I hope you enjoy. This is unbeta-ed, all mistakes are mine. Addendum: Sanityfair beta-ed this as of 9/12/10. Thanks so much...your the best babe!!!

Oh, this is Buffy's POV.

2. Chapter 2 by Behind Blue Eyes [Reviews - 10] (4585 words)
Ok, I hope everyone is ready for the next chappie. I had SO much fun writting this chapter. Hopefully you all will have just as much fun reading it! Big thanks to my betas Sanityfair and Diebirchen! Love ya ladies! Any mistakes beyond their awesome beta-ering, are completely my fault.

3. Chapter 3 by Behind Blue Eyes [Reviews - 12] (7029 words)
Hello all! *ducking flying rotten fruit and veggies* Yes, I know I've been a badddd puddy not updating on this sooner. Please forgive me *bats eyelashes*. I have been writing, and those that follow Prize Fighters you know this...right? right? Come on guys, back me up! Anyways, I'm sorry for the delay, but this chapter is very lengthy, so I hope it makes up for the major delay. Big thanks to my lovely beta Sanityfair--love you, babe! Big Hugs to Diebirchen--so glad we could finally meet in person! Also, big thanks to whomever nominated this for Best Comedy, Best Plot, and best NC-17 in Round 22 at the SunnyD awards! All right, I'm done. Enjoy!

4. Chapter 4 by Behind Blue Eyes [Reviews - 13] (5797 words)
I want to thank everyone who has been very patient with me and this story. It has NEVER taken me this long to post four chapters!!! Well, I hope you enjoy this last and final chapter, and that is was worth the wait. Big Thanks to the best ladies out there...my betas: Sanityfair and Diebirchen! Everyone give these talented ladies a hand! Without them, the words upon this screen would be shit! Love you ladies! Now, get to reading!