Summary: Set in Season Four, during “Wild at Heart.” Spike, prior to being captured by the Initiative, stopped by Willy’s before heading out for a bite to eat. This is what you get when you mix a bitter vamp with a bottle of Jack and a fellow vamp sitting close enough to get an earful.
Rated: NC-17
Categories: Comedy fics, General Fics Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Challenges:
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 3489 Read: 1538
Published: 06/01/2011 Updated: 06/01/2011
1. Chapter 1 by Behind Blue Eyes [Reviews - 35] 
(3489 words)
Hello all! Well, my muse had been itching to write canon. Yes, I know I still have to finish PF, and I will, I promise! However, in the interim, I decided to post this one-shot. As always, big thanks to Sanityfair and Diebirchen!