Penname: Saltygoodness [Contact] Real name: Ashley
Member Since: 06/25/2004
Membership status: Member
Bio:
So, um, yeah... this is me...telling you about...well, me.

Anyway, I'm a high school student by day, and a secret vampire slayer by night. I prowl the cemeteries where I find and kill vampires that are doomed to walk the earth and kill to feed. They all know my name, and fear me more than a fat kid fears the Atkins diet. No one dares to cross me for fear of my powerful strength and skill that allows me to do my job.-even my shink, who keeps insisting that I not let this information get out. I know he's just cautious and doesn't want my secret identity revealed. It in no way is because he thinks I'm in serious need of help.

So whatcha think? Is that good? I wanna get his right.

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Favorite Stories
Acting The Part by pattyanne Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 408]
Summary: AU. William St. James is an actor on a hit television show. While appearing at a fan convention, he meets Buffy and her six year old daughter, Melanie
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 74242
[Report This] Published: 05/28/2004 Updated: 09/25/2005
Caught Between Two Lovers by pattyanne Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 95]
Summary: Set around the time of 'School Hard', this is a retelling of Buffy and Spike's first meeting. For the purpose of the story, Angel does not exist. Also, you'll find Spike and Buffy have slightly different personalities than you're used to. Hopefully, you'll like them.
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 45 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 110159
[Report This] Published: 06/05/2004 Updated: 04/18/2005
Dirty Work by facingthesun Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 57]
Summary: Kidnapping, bounty hunters and sex. Janitor, William Giles kidnaps the rich Buffy Summers for ransom money.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55944
[Report This] Published: 07/01/2004 Updated: 10/25/2004
Green Eyed Christmas by pattyanne Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 27]
Summary: Buffy tells Spike that their night together was the end of things. He decides to accept her decision, but then something happens that she never saw coming. Has she made the biggest mistake of her life?
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12283
[Report This] Published: 07/16/2004 Updated: 07/23/2004
Some Cold Lovin, Las Vegas Style by Bloodshedbaby Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 190]
Summary: A baby fic? You betcha. Total AU, a vampire Spike, a pre-Slayer Buffy, a night in Vegas....Oh the possiblities!
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 87928
[Report This] Published: 06/03/2004 Updated: 05/09/2005
Strawberry Wine by Lady Anne Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 208]
Summary: Buffy Summers spends a summer unlike any other with her grandparents, and meets a man who will change her life forever. Loosely based on the Deana Carter song by the same name. Warning - this story will involve a relationship between a 17 and 21 year old. If that age differential is a problem for you, please do not read this story. And as always, they aren't mine - just playing with them NC-17 overall.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51565
[Report This] Published: 08/05/2004 Updated: 05/22/2005
Sweet Sixteen by pattyanne Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 154]
Summary: William and Buffy are teenage neighbors meeting for the first time. Love and hormones rage!
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 55585
[Report This] Published: 05/23/2004 Updated: 05/10/2005
The Attic by jennybean Rated: AO-AdultsOnly Liked [Reviews - 1099]
Summary: After the death of her husband, Joyce is forced to move with her four children back to Sunnydale to live with the parents that disowned her years ago. At Rayne Manor, siblings William and Elizabeth try to protect their family from their evil grandmother Drusilla, while uncovering secrets of the past and creating a few of their own. Loosely based on the book 'Flowers in the Attic.' WARNING: Will eventually deal with incest.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 141481
[Report This] Published: 09/26/2005 Updated: 03/04/2008
The Grass Is Blue by Hannahlee_ann Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 44]
Summary: Buffy and Spike were high school sweethearts, but when things got to serious Spike broke it off. It's two years later and Buffy has sworn off love. But what happens when Spike comes back realizing his mistake?
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7924
[Report This] Published: 08/08/2004 Updated: 08/14/2004
Unexpected Blessings by pattyanne Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 48]
Summary: What can I say...Buffy and Spike have a baby. (They're happy together and they're gonna stay that way!)
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29980
[Report This] Published: 06/15/2004 Updated: 06/28/2004
Warriors Against Evil by mel Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: AU/Fantasy A team of demon hunters discover they are not the only ones slaying in good old Sunnydale. Spike is no ordinary vampire.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17626
[Report This] Published: 11/01/2003 Updated: 07/24/2004