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You know what it means... whatever can go wrong, will go wrong. ‘Murphy’s Law’ comes into play from the moment our two favorite blonds meet despite any initial attraction to one another. What’s the result when a womanizing genius and a prudish workaholic are forced together in every way with no choice but to deal with each other 24/7? Tons of UST! Will it ever get resolved, or will they kill each other first? .... “Tell me somethin’, pet. Wha’s the real reason for your knickers bein’ in a twist aside from the possibility you put your plug in sideways?” …. “The fact you’re still breathing is number one on a very long list of reasons and oh-my-God... crude much?” Romance, comedy and mild angst.
Awards won, readers&judges choice: best author at Spark and Burn. Indigo Crypt – best author-runner up and Chosen Awards judges choice. Cradle of humanity: Winner - best wip, runner up – happy workers award. Nominated at Spark and burn for best wip/best fantasy - at Serenity on the Hellmouth Awards round 5 for best Spike fic and best Buffy fic - at Spuffy Awards round 15 for Best Buffy Characterization, best fanatasy angst and outstanding fanatasy fic and at Cradle of Humanity Awards for best story and best romance .
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Buffy/Other, Spike/Other
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 145086
[Report This] Published: 01/29/2008 Updated: 09/01/2008
Reviewer: Darkrivertempest Signed Liked
Date: 04/12/2008 Title: Chapter 12: Harmony and Discord

Gah!!!!!! The kiss on the temple!!! God, I'm still panting heavily! EVIL WOMAN - MUST UPDATE NOW! I know, I know, I'm a greedy heartless bitch. But you love me anyway! And OMG, I have so totally done what Buffy was doing - to my poor husband! God, I should go and kiss him a thousand times over for putting up with me. And tee hee, Spike is falling...falling...dum dum dummmmm. And the martial arts exercise... yummy - Can I have some please? LOL Great update!

Author's Response: He HAD to go there, didn't he. Of course it didn't work but yeah, a kiss like that and to walk away??? I would have grabbed him myself. LOL - indeed I love you anyway my twisted sister, always. Ahhhhhh, so Dave has gotten the silent treatment huh? Works every time, hee hee. GLad you liked their little rough and tumble with the nasties being whispered in her ear - you KNOW I couldn't resist writing that.... hey, I'm evil. Thanks for the review hon - hope to chat with you soon - huggles.

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Date: 04/27/2008 Title: Chapter 15: Dumbstruck

Oh wow! Love what you did with the um...*turn around* (wink wink). THAT was believable! YAY....and William Xavier??? LOL, I had to think back to my William Xavier for Omni! hehehehe CUTE! And awwww Buffy's being NICE to him, has she finally cracked? What the hell am I saying? This is you and this is Buffy - as in no way on God's green earth! And the star gazing... ultra sigh...that is just freakin AWESOME! Guh... want ....more...Spuffy! Great update love!

Author's Response: Hehehehehhe, WIlliam Xavier, yeah - I actually took part of the REAL actor who played Willy - his name and added in some definite Italian names for good measure. Has Buffy finally cracked... nah, her shell is still intact, but she's softening, *winks*. GLad you enjoyed the star gazing, there is something magical about it when two people do that - hell, I've been in that situation with a boyfriend before on a night where there were meteor showers and it was soooooooooooooo romantic. THanks for the review my sister - luv u boo.

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Date: 05/04/2008 Title: Chapter 16: Plans within Plans

SQUEEE!!!!!! That was so freakin HAWT! (runs to grab another set of knickers)....I LOVED that dance scene and yes, the music fits the mood so well! And Spike is falling, falling, falling...and poor thing doesn't know what to do about it! And I'm sorry RL is being a bitch to you hun, you should have told me! But it's a test of your skill that you can write like this and still keep a smile on your face through all the shit. BRAVA dearest! Lots of love and snuggles!

Author's Response: Hahahhahha, you're tooooo funny my sista. GOd I love that song - I was so glad it seemed to fit within the chapter. I honestly forgot that I hadn't told you what was going on with RL, now that I think about it, I may have, ugh, old age and bad memory is catching up to me, eeeep!!! Anyway, I'll let you in on it hon. Love you lots boo.

Reviewer: Darkrivertempest Signed Liked
Date: 05/19/2008 Title: Chapter 19: Domestic Bliss

OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG! The slaping was sooo HAWT! *pants heavily - where's my husband? Dave? Hun? I need you.... NOW!*

And awwww the kitten...with the smooshed face (yuck). Cute and original as a Valentine's present! AND YES! You are evil (insert Dolly Parton's impression of telling her boss that "He's evil to the core!") Yessiree, that's you.

Happy Ending... MWHAHAHAHAHHA! Buffy is HIGHLY niave. That or she's never been to Sinapore. hehehehhe, which is what my guess is. And I loved Night at the Museum - that monkey was a trip!

As always, you anty up the UST and make us that much more miserable. Woman, you better let Buffy get some, even if it is via vibrator, cause my poor husband is bearing the brunt of all this UST and his kielbasa is just about cooked!

Love the chapter, love you twisted sista!

Author's Response: Hee hee - but you're a sadist anyway, LMFAO - but I love you for it my twisted sista. Yeah, kitties and/or puppies almost always go over well as prezzies. And you'll get to see my Persian, Xena, up close and personal, so get ready for the squishy face, LOL. OMG, that monkey scene with Ben Stiller - freakin priceless, as well as Robin William's reaction, I think it was stop slapping your monkey or whatever, giggles. LMAO - poor Dave... is he feeling used and abused? Sorry Dave - waves hi. Thanks for your help my friend and for the review - no you... go... write... I'm jonesing for another chappy of either of your fics, giggles. Luv ya babe.

Dare to Dance by dusty273 Rated: AO-AdultsOnly Liked [Reviews - 73]
Summary: What happens when Spike is forced to spend two weeks with his best friend’s daughter, who grew from a scrawny preteen into a golden goddess he just can't ignore? Will he dare to cross the line, or will he avert her flirtatious advances now that she noticed how he really feels about her?
Categories: Porn with Plot
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15263
[Report This] Published: 07/01/2008 Updated: 06/21/2009
Reviewer: Darkrivertempest Signed Liked
Date: 07/02/2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1. Losing Control


Bouncing up and down... hehehehe

Awesome some luv, totally HAWT! *fans self* And Tease? Woman - that was a more than a tease, that was a whorishly tarty tease! EVIL thy name is Mari!

hehehe, great start and I can't wait to read MORE!

(will mosey over to the new LJ community and indulge)
MWAH and Wuggles

Author's Response: Awwww, you're too good to me, darling! Even when you're calling me EVIL and whorishly tarty tease. I wonder if I shall feel offended or flattered? Although I think I'm leaning towards flattered. Hahahahahaha.

Hope to have more of this story soon. And we will love seeing you there, hopefully participating too. *hugs and kisses*

Summary: Something insidious is brewing in the Universe. And that something is boredom. Gods, supernatural beings and mortals will find themselves forever changed by the consequences of one bored Being.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action, Parody
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Buffy/Other, Spike/Other, Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 47507
[Report This] Published: 07/02/2008 Updated: 12/13/2009
Reviewer: Darkrivertempest Signed Liked
Date: 09/01/2008 Title: Chapter 10: Slayer Dreams are cheating

WOW! I am hearing "I AM THE LAW!" reverb in my head. Judge, jury....oooo are they gonna lop off her head? tee hee

I had to laugh at this: The chit got it into her head that the only reason Riley had cheated on her was not the fact that he was a pathological wanker with Peaches Syndrome. LMAO! If only that were a disease that had no cure...and it just kept getting worse until you had to put the poor sod out of his misery!

Can't wait for your next install ment of this saga, and I'm sorry it took so long for me to update (bad Carrie!). And thanks for the shout out, I'll try to live up to your expectations!

Author's Response: If you liked this, you're gonna love tonight's update. Or so I hope. And as for updating... Whenever you update is fine with me... as long as it's yesterday :P.

Broom Closet Revisited by Sotia Rated: AO-AdultsOnly Liked [Reviews - 22]
Summary: Smutty one-shot in the Mixing Business with Fanfic verse. Saturday at work for Will and Beth.

WARNING: This takes place AFTER the end of MBwF, so if you consider it a spoiler wait a few days to read it after the Epilogue has been posted.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2001
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2008 Updated: 11/02/2008
Reviewer: Darkrivertempest Signed Liked
Date: 11/02/2008 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

LMAO... LILY?????????

*giggles all over the place*

Sorry, I love the little one off - it's awesome and hey, it's broom closet sex! YUM!

So they got married, eh? Is that going to be part of your epilouge?

And awwww they're still so in love... *dreamy sigh*

This 'Lily' isn't by chance.... nah... or... is it? LMFAO!

Great job babe, love ya!

Author's Response: ROFL!!!

I was grinning madly when I wrote that part. That Lily is actually inspired by Sarah's baby, but I couldn't help but think of YOU...R Lily! Really glad you liked it, babe. Hope you like the Epilogue too! I'm all sniffly that it's all done, but I loved writing it! LOVE YOU!

Summary: What if Spike were the one to find Buffy in the water in The Prophecy? Written for the LJ community spuffy_wonder
Categories: General/Canon
Characters: None
Genres: Action
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96476
[Report This] Published: 03/05/2009 Updated: 03/24/2019
Reviewer: Darkrivertempest Signed Liked
Date: 04/24/2009 Title: Chapter 3: Huff and puff

OMG! That was freakin' awesome!

LMAO - 2 foot long pigtails! *giggles*

Oh, I so wanted Spike to deck Hank, you should've let him! And OMG, PIKE! You mentioned him. YAY! Sorry, I've got an affinity for the movie.

Glad you're home safely from Greece and you had a great time with your gal. :D

Author's Response: Well, it's not for me to stop any decking, but Buffy just wouldn't have it. :D *wuggles* and thanks for reviewing!

Bring Me To Life by dusty273 Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 53]
Summary: Buffy Summers has had it with pretending to be over her death and playing nice with the souled-up vampire she's come to loathe. When she meets Spike in the street outside The Bronze, she immediately takes a liking to him and makes him a deal: she'll show him around town if he agrees to be her boyfriend for the night.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Action, Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13063
[Report This] Published: 03/29/2009 Updated: 05/03/2009
Reviewer: Darkrivertempest Signed Liked
Date: 04/24/2009 Title: Chapter 4: Part 4

Ah, you know I loved this chapter - the shock between Buffy and Spike knowing what each other was, was absolutely priceless! I giggled during the entire interaction!

And again, the paraelles between the private talk Buffy has with Spike from season 6 in the alley, and the comfort scene from season 5 is so strong here, I really loved it!

I can't wait to see what you have in store for our favorite couple next! YAY! And many thanks, love!