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I've been Spuffy-obsessed since "Out of My Mind" first aired in '00. For too many years, the when, where and how of Spike and Buffy's hypothetical (and televised) sex life ruled my brain. This body of work is the result.

I dropped out of the fandom in '04 when RL got overly demanding, but the siren song of hot, sweet Spuffy love was too tempting to ignore, so, here I am again. Yay?

If you've read everything here and you STILL want more (bless your smutty heart), every fic I've ever finished (including my super-taboo human AU Older and the S/B/F PWP One Two Three, along with other pairings and some genfic) is archived at New stuff is always posted first at my LJ community (for members only), NautiFic. (Over 3000 members strong now! WTFIDK.)

This just in (April '09): Crave, an all-human AU that casts Spike as Buffy's diabolical (or IS HE?) billionaire father-in-law, is back in swing at my lj community: "OMG the hotness!! Spike is rude, relentless and ruthless and Buffy is sweet, feisty and sailing on denial. Bring them together and PA-POW! ...Definitely a naughty!kink! fic that won't disappoint." - Indigo Crypt Awards (You must have a livejournal account and join my community to read it. There is no approval process -- all are welcome!)

Also exclusive to my comm: Random bits of Crash and Burn II. (Only one so far, but I plan to add more!)

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Reviews by NautiBitz

In the ARMY Now by Im_bloody_English

Rated: NC-17 • 1240 Reviews Liked
Summary: COMPLETEDBuffy joins the military and heads off to Basic Training. The Boot Camp experience can be rough enough to endure, but there’s something, or rather someone that will make her time spent becoming a soldier ten times worse - a Drill Sergeant sent straight from the bowels of hell that takes an instant dislike to her mere presence............. Spike. He’s evil, he’s mean, he hates her but even worse... he lusts for her. This is not a military fic or even a fic about the military. The Army serves only as the backdrop-setting to the story, so don’t shy away from reading. Winner of Best Fantasy at Love’s Last Glimpse Awards, round 19. Spuffy Awards Round 13: Judges Choice; Most Original Plot, Best Fantasy Saga. Readers Choice: Best Fantasy We Missed the Bed Again. Judges hand picked for special acknowledgment. Cradle of Humanity awards: Winner - happy workers awards, runner up - best smut
Reviewer: NautiBitz Signed Liked
Date: 10/09/2007 Title: Chapter 3: A Stayfree Moment

Dammit, I have work to do! Stop distracting me with your Hot-Bastard-in-a-Position-of-Power!Spike and your having-to-do-whatever-he-says Buffy! God!

P.S. Love it. Can't wait to have time to read to the end.

(And btw, 'Speichart' as explanation for 'Spike' - so clever!)

Author's Response: ROF-LMFAO!!! How could I resist such a scenario though with Buffy not being able to do a danm thing... at least until later, *snickers*. And can I just say how humble and amazed I am to receive a review from you?!?! I have adored your work ever since I first discoverd fandom and truly bow down to you're amazing muse. I can't wait to read more of your stuff now that I'm taking a break from writing. Ah yes, Spiechart - I took the name of the camp my husband is stationed at in Iraq - Speichar - and added a 't' on the end for Spike - I guess for sentimental reasons. I'm positively thrilled you're enjoying my little story hon. And when I get to reading you're work, I'll definetly be leaving reviews of my own for you. Hugs you tight.

Boys Like Him by BTVSLOVER82

Rated: NC-17 • 74 Reviews Liked
Summary: Set in the 1950s. Buffy is a good girl. Spike is a very bad boy. She's not supposed to like boys like him. this was written for my friend vamptastica's birthday and is much lighter fare than my other spuffy fic. completed one-shot posted in two parts (cuz it got too damn long)
Reviewer: NautiBitz Signed Liked
Date: 11/07/2007 Title: Chapter 2: second half of the one-shot

Jesus fucking christ, woman. Push all my buttons, why don't you. I didn't even know I *had* some of these buttons...

*goes back to reread*

A Spectator Sport by ClawofCat

Rated: NC-17 • 8 Reviews Liked
Summary: Buffy and Spike share a moment together after a grocery run. Talking dirty and self-pleasuring has never been so much fun. Set in my All Wrong verse.
Reviewer: NautiBitz Signed Liked
Date: 09/27/2007 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

That was HOT.

Author's Response: *gasp* Coming from you, Ms. Queen of Smut, that is a compliment! Thanks! I used to read your stories back in the day, so it's wonderful seeing you active again, and making the rounds. I met up with Herself a few weeks ago and she said that you paid her a visit for a project you were working on. "You MET NautiBitz!?" *faints* Hee, I totally admire you, lady.