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Dorian’s Kitten lives a few miles outside Washington D.C. with one adorable husband and two rather demanding cats. She loves Indian food, Ikea, reading and watching too much television while hating telemarketers that call while she is already juggling too many pots on the stove and restaurants that claim a dish is vegetarian but still use chicken fat to flavor it. She is addicted to Diet Coke and will not be going to rehab (no, no, no). She occasionally regrets choosing a username that includes the word kitten; she had just watched Life Serial and had enjoyed a couple of adult beverages that evening. She is a sentience-centered egalitarian, a practicing Whedonist and dedicated member of Team Spike.

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Stories by Dorians Kitten

A Long Time Coming by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 30 Reviews Liked
Summary: Buffy Summers has had her eye on Spike for a while but she's too shy to approach him. Now her car won't start and he's the only one around to help. Will she finally get over her nerves and take a chance?

A Way to You. by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 188 Reviews Liked
Summary: William "Spike" Pratt is reluctantly performing a good deed when he meets Buffy Summers. He's enchanted. He's also stuck in the friend zone. Will he find a way to show her that he could be so much more before she marries someone else?

Thank you to the lovely person of persons for the nominations. :)

Aphrodite's Pick by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 154 Reviews Liked
Summary: Concerned that he has spent too long alone, William's cousin and uncle ask Aphrodite to help them locate William's soul mate. They are only following family tradition when they kidnap the girl and bring her to The Underworld to be with him. Hey, it worked out just fine with Persephone. But can a modern girl find love when she's living a life she'd always thought was a myth?

Constellations by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 22 Reviews Liked
Summary: William Giles would rather spend his last month before heading off to college in the library reading, but he is determined to be a good sport and let his father and stepmother enjoy their yearly family camping trip. Light-hearted reluctance becomes something much more powerful when he discovers that the girl who broke his heart three summers earlier will be joining the fun.
Buffy Summers isn't really a fan of mysteries, but she is drawn to one inscrutable young man with shocking blue eyes. Can she solve the puzzle or will she simply end up watching the stars alone?

Everyone Knows That School Dances are Bloody Stupid or How Not to Ask a Girl to the School Dance by Dorians Kitten

Rated: 15 • 32 Reviews Liked
Summary: William Pratt needs to make some changes in his life. The first step is asking the pretty girl across the street to go to the school dance with him. He is going to try today.

Fairytale, Interrupted by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 144 Reviews Liked
Summary: When her life falls apart overnight, romance writer Buffy Summers has two choices: cancel the honeymoon or go alone. Will nursing her broken heart and wounded ego be even harder in the bed she was supposed to be sharing or will a new friend give her a second chance at happy-ever-after?

How Spike Got a Date for Valentine's Day by Dorians Kitten

Rated: PG • 13 Reviews Liked
Summary: Some has a "Secret" Admirer. A lighthearted Valentine's Day fic set during season six.

Maybe More by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 247 Reviews Liked
Summary: William Pratt is busy trying to blend in and survive his new life and school when Buffy Summers crashes into his life. He tries to convince himself that he is thrilled to simply be the friend of such a charismatic whirlwind, but could it be that she might, just maybe, be looking to him for more. Nominated at the Spuffy Awards round 16 for Best Fantasy Romance. Runner Up at the COH Awards for Lonely School. Thank YOU!

Prior Claims by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 113 Reviews Liked
Summary: Set post ATF, spoilers through Chosen and Never Fade Away, goes AU after that. Buffy is once again mourning the loss of the men she loved when she receives an unusual visitor. It appears she may have a second chance (or should we call it a fourth or fifth chance?). Will she take it? Does he want her to? Nominated at the Fang Fetish Awards!! Thank You. Nominated at the Spuffy Awards for Best General Saga, Best General Angst and Best General "We Missed the Bed, Again" !!!!!!!!!!!!

Promised by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 499 Reviews Liked
Summary: William knew that she considered him a friend or maybe even a big brother, but she'd promised to marry him once and he had every intention of holding her to it. Just as soon as he worked up the nerve to remind her, that is. Who says you can't find your soul-mate in preschool? Nominated at the Sunny D Awards and at Cradle of Humanity! Thank You.

Someone Blue by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 24 Reviews Liked
Summary: Set immediately following Willow's Will be Done spell during Something Blue (season four) and going AU from there. Free will has been returned, everyone's feeling's should be their own and yet Spike is left feeling the pain of a broken engagement. His wounded heart is no secret, but the Scoobies are at a loss to figure out why. Can they find a way to break the spell or will Buffy be stuck with a lovesick vampire sidekick?

Soul Meets Body by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 149 Reviews Liked
Summary: Starts season seven as Buffy collects Spike from the First's cave and then veers off from cannon. When The First took Spike, Buffy....missed him. It was a hard revelation for her. Doing something about it could be even harder. Nominated at The Spark and Burn Awards and at The Fang Fetish Awards. Thank You!

The End of the World by Dorians Kitten

Rated: 18 • 38 Reviews Liked
Summary: Sometimes fate steps in and gives love a second chance. Being forgotten on a deserted island gives former friends Buffy Summers and William "Spike" Pratt plenty of time to talk, but is that enough to get past four years of misunderstandings and unintentional heartbreak?

The Foriegn Exchange Student by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 36 Reviews Liked
Summary: Buffy Summers didn't want to host a foreign exchange student, especially not one with stupid bleached hair and a too smooth British accent. Of course a girl can always change her mind.

The Start of Something by Dorians Kitten

Rated: PG • 14 Reviews Liked
Summary: She owed him an apology and he wasn't going to make it easy.

The Way To A Man's Heart by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 129 Reviews Liked
Summary: What's a good girl to do when she's set her sights on a bad boy? One word answer: Bake.

"It's just sex with a side of icing. I want to eat it like cake!"- Minx DeLovely

Worth a Thousand Words by Dorians Kitten

Rated: NC-17 • 26 Reviews Liked
Summary: A Spuffy fic inspired by sueworld2003 ' s lovely art (see banner) and her suggestion that a vampire had paid a late night visit to a photographer.