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Backdoor Buffys by CallMeKitten

Rated: AO-AdultsOnly • 22 Reviews Liked
Buffy gets exposed to a magical goo,
That somehow makes Buffy X 2!
Out the backdoor to Spike's they flew,
A game of dares is what they all do!

Happy Birthday to YOU,

Because She Needs Me by CallMeKitten

Rated: NC-17 • 348 Reviews Liked
Summary: Buffy returns from the dead haunted by a little girl in a cave crying out for her, needing her. Unsure of where or when the child Kaia is from, she turns to Willow for help to contact her. Willow goes one step further, sending Buffy into the past. Now she has to find her way home. Can Spike find her before something terrible happens?

Nominated at Rogue Poet Awards in Best WIP and Best Plot and at Spuffy awards for Most Original Plot, Best General Angst, and Best General Romance, Nominated for round 11 Fang Fetish Awards for Most Original and Best Angst/Dark, SunnyD Awards for Best Author/Best Drama/Best Angst/Best OC (Groma)/Best Plot/Best Unfinished (whew! and Thanks!) and Nommed at The Readers Have Chosen for the July 2009 Fanfic poll, too. OH, and I forgot Spark and Burn Awards, Reader's Choice, RD 6 for Best Plot, Best Angst, Best OC - Groma, and Best Villain - Kahn. YAY!
***Awards Won***

Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards Round 18
-Best Drama - Spuffy, Winner
-Best Angst - Runner Up
-Best Original Character, Groma - Runner Up

Can I Rest Now by CallMeKitten

Rated: PG • 14 Reviews Liked
Summary: Buffy Anne Summers, Vampire Slayer, has died to save the world and finds herself at Heaven’s gate. Saint Peter presents her with God’s judgment of her life’s deeds.

Green Beer Good by CallMeKitten

Rated: AO-AdultsOnly • 84 Reviews Liked
*****NOMINATED FOR BEST SMUT ***** St. Patty's Day drinking at the Bronze leads the Scoobies down a path not taken.. as the drinks flow, the naughtier they get :P

Hot and Wet by CallMeKitten

Rated: AO-AdultsOnly • 22 Reviews Liked
Summary: Imagine if you will, it's summer and it's scorching hot. Buffy lounges by the poolside awaiting the arrival of her gorgeous poolboy, William. Her pool needs service, and so does she.

Read if you will, a tale of smut woven into the fabric of your day, a tale of heat and water, a tale of pornographic proportions, as you enter... her backyard.

Let's Play A New Game by CallMeKitten

Rated: AO-AdultsOnly • 62 Reviews Liked
Summary: When Spike, Angel and Buffy start working together at WR&H, the sexual tension between them all reaches a head. Desperate to create a working relationship between the three of them, Spike has a thought. Will the Slayer and her ex-vampire lover be game? Will Buffy and Angel realize what they’ve been needing all along wasn’t what they thought? Will the bleached blond champion hold the key to their happiness? Will Angel learn that what he needs isn’t to be with Buffy, but something more? Let’s see who’s willing to play.

KINK WARNING: This fic contains BDSM, M/M, and Threesome sex between B/S/A. It is consensual, but if this is not an area you wish to explore, DO NOT READ.

Winner of Best Plot (Runner up) and Best Drama (Runner up) at Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Round

Morningwood Park by CallMeKitten

Rated: AO-AdultsOnly • 32 Reviews Liked
Summary: Let's follow lonely Buffy through her summer sexcapades with a familiar looking gent. Is this a clever plan cooked up by him or are these super hot fantasies in Buffy's mind?? The answer will be revealed in my final installment of the summer, but please enjoy the fun in the sun with these two for now. It's only gonna get hotter...

Buffy takes an early morning trip to a little known national park for a day of hiking and adventure, and tour guide Ranger Spike offers to show Buffy all the wonders of Morningwood. Another installment in what I think I will call the “Summer Lovin’ Series”.

Nippleodeon AKA SpongeBuffy HotPants by CallMeKitten

Rated: AO-AdultsOnly • 54 Reviews Liked
Summary: You're traveling to Xander’s house, a place not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous world whose only boundaries are those of imagination.

There's a signpost up ahead, your next stop...The Summer Lovin’ Zone!

Buffy’s friend Xander, an executive at a children’s TV network, is away on a business trip and asked her to house sit. She agrees, thinking it might be nice to hang out in Malibu for a week, only to find that if his toy-filled house doesn’t make her crazy, the lack of air conditioning will. When the repairman arrives, Buffy’s temperature begins to rise even higher, and it has nothing to do with the lack of chilled air.
Fourth installment in the Summer Lovin' Series!

Pushed Too Far by CallMeKitten

Rated: AO-AdultsOnly • 287 Reviews Liked

Buffy decides to teach Spike a lesson, using a little mild BDSM. Can Spike be taught a lesson, or will Buffy? Plot is there :) I promise!
Nominated in several categories at Spark and Burn Awards AND NOW the Spuffy Awards and Fang Fetish round 11 too!

The Day It All Changed by CallMeKitten

Rated: NC-17 • 114 Reviews Liked
**Updated Summary**
Spike is a Slayer on a mission, struggling to see the good where he once only saw evil.

Buffy is a vampire trying to do the right thing, working to earn the ultimate prize from the Powers That Be.

Like moths to a flame, they cannot deny the pull they feel toward each other.

Can Spike look past her soullessness and take a chance on following his heart? Who is Buffy’s Sire, and why is she working for the greater good? When an unorthodox Watcher from the practically defunct Watchers’ Council takes interest in the untrained Slayer, will he do as he’s told? Or will he decide to do his own thing?

This *WAS* a collaboration between CallMeKitten and Darknight. We started this together, but I have since gained custody of it. I am *REPOSTING THE FIRST 2 CHAPTERS HERE* so that it may be read straight through. I hope you enjoy this Vamp!Buffy fic *wink*

The Ice Cream Man by CallMeKitten

Rated: AO-AdultsOnly • 43 Reviews Liked
Summary: You're traveling to the beach, a place not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous location whose only boundaries are those of imagination. There's a signpost up ahead, your next stop...The Summer Lovin’ Zone!

Lonely Buffy decides that a nice peaceful day at the beach is what she needs, and she knows just the place to go. The day becomes a scorcher and a cocky ice cream man claims he’s guaranteed to satisfy.

Thanks to Lori for her prompt she left me in her review, this one’s for you :P

Enjoy this 3rd installment to the Summer Lovin' Series

The Parcel by CallMeKitten

Rated: PG • 15 Reviews Liked
Summary: Buffy arrives home from Xander’s to find a mysterious crate on her doorstep.

Fifth and final installment of the Summer Lovin’ Series

Three's Company by CallMeKitten

Rated: NC-17 • 142 Reviews Liked
Summary: ALL HUMAN~~Birthday Present for Brett ~~ William lives in his dorm with his obnoxious roommate. He answers an ad for a room for rent and moves in with Buffy and Cordy. He cant believe his luck, great apartment, beautiful women, and close to campus. Just how lucky is he....
This fic includes Spike/other and threesome sex, so if this is not your cup of tea, DO NOT READ!!

Thanks to person(s) who nominated at the Spuffy Awards in multiple categories and Spark and Burn Awards Round 6 in multiple categories!

Three's Company 2: Extreme Makeover Edition by CallMeKitten

Rated: AO-AdultsOnly • 82 Reviews Liked
***Sequel to Three's Company***
Buffy and Cordelia, spend a little extra time building up their roommate, William's confidence in himself and their relationship. Naughtiness is bound to happen....

Warning: These three are in a relationship together, so there is 3sum sex and combinations thereof. If this isn't your cuppa, DON'T READ!

Through God's Eyes by CallMeKitten

Rated: PG • 19 Reviews Liked
Summary: Spike, our beloved souled vampire, finds himself at Heaven’s gate after burning at the Hellmouth. Saint Peter presents him with God’s judgment of his life’s deeds.

Why Wait for Valentine's Day by CallMeKitten

Rated: AO-AdultsOnly • 30 Reviews Liked
Summary: An erotic interlude between our two captured for your enjoyment :)

Nominated at Spuffy Awards round 17 for Best Short Story