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Categories: Fantasy/AU
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16678
Date: 08/10/2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Good chapter. It's funny they don't recognize each other. It's cute that Cordy had Buffy dress that way. And Buffy was little miss slutpants. She totally forgot about William.Can't wait for the reveal!
More soon please, lovin' it. =)
Author's Response: lol, it is funny. And, it makes it that much more awesome lol. Just think about how they are going to feel when they find out they are who they really are... if that made sense lol. I'm glad you are liking so far and thanks for the review! More coming soon.
Date: 08/23/2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Loved it!! This was so hot!! Buffy just jumped right in and took waht she wanted. *giggles. William was Mr. Sex God even tho he was nervous. I love me some shy, sweet William who's like a secret sex god.I liked how he was so concerned at the end,super cute. Can't wait til they find out who the other really is.
Sorry about your WB ,that sucks.:( Will wait patiently for more SS..take your time and don't rush, you'll be over it soon.
Enjoyed it very much! *squishes*
Author's Response: =D Yay! lol Yup, Buffy wasted NO time *giggles* And I agree, I love me some sexcret sex God William too. Thanks for the words of encouragement, you are awesome. I hope I get over this soon too. Glad you enjoyed this chapter and thanks for reviewing! *smooch*
Date: 09/11/2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Great chapter. I really love this story. OK, this Buffy is not very nice. I felt so sad for William when Buffy was calling him a nerd and saying she didn't want to go out with him, thinking it was Spike and not knowing Spike and William are the same. That hurt Will so badly, cause Buffy just wants the Spike persona. Poor Will. I like Cordy here and her last line to Buffy, lol
If I was Will i'm not sure I'd wanna go out with this Buffy.
Hope you make it better in the next chappie.:)
Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed the chapter. I agree, Buffy wasn't very nice, but she was only saying those things to... heeee that will get told in the next chapter! She isn't really a bitch like she made herself out to me in this chapter, I promise. it did hurt Will badly, but hopefully Buffy can make it up to him, right? lol Cordy was good in this chapter, I loved the last line. I wasn't going to have it, but I think it wouldn't be Cordy without her pointing out how stupid Buffy is while trying to console her =P she is just forward like that lol. More coming soon! Thanks for the review!
Date: 10/01/2009 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Oh Oh...bad William. I hope he doesn't do anything with Faith. That would be not of the good, even tho I guess I can understand why he's doing it. I loved Xander/Anya in this chappie. Too funny. And Cordy is my fave, she's funny and honest. Loved her shallow bitch line. LOL.
Now let' s see what Buffy does after hearing that message, she does have an apology to make.
More soon please, Chan. It's so good...loved it! *hugs*
btw I'm still hoping you update "His Death Wish" =)
Author's Response: Am still working on the next chapter of HDW, just having muse problems with that fic and IDWTR. I hope to get them both up and running again, glad to know that you are still going to read it when I finally update though =D
Yep, William is acting out on his sadness and anger and hurt, I'm glad you understood that, seems someone didn't understand that. lol I love writing Cordy, I try to keep her funny and bitchy and honest like her real character, so I'm glad you like her. I also loved writing the Xan/Anya scene, was very cute/funny. I'm glad you are liking and I hope you enjoy the rest. Thanks for reviewing!
Date: 10/03/2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Thank God Faith and Spike didn't do anything and that Faith wasn't a skank and opened Spike's eyes. Still lovin' Cordy. Buffy is running like usual. I want to know what she wrote in that letter.AGH!! Now Spike needs to find her and fight for her.
This is a great story, can't wait to see the conclusion.=)
Author's Response: lol yeah, Faith was the good girl in this chapter. A lot of reviewers are saying they liked her lol. Cordy is great, I love that I'm able to keep her personality constant through the fic. You will find out what happens next soon, in the middle of writing it right now. Thanks for reviewing hon! *hugs*
Date: 10/30/2009 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Aww...what a sweet ending. I loved that they're together and happy. They both apologized and everything is fine between them now. LOL ...I love Hank the cop pulling Spike over.
Loved it Chan! *squishes*
Author's Response: Yay! I'm glad you liked it! lol The idea about Hank being the cop was great, xaph was awesome in prompting it. Thanks so much for reviewing! *hugs*
Categories: Ficlets/Song Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Violence, Sexual Situations, Freaky/Kinky
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 383
Date: 06/22/2009 Title: Chapter 1: 12 Stanzas
ROTFLMAO So, so funny!! Loved it. I LOVE naughty limericks.
Thank you for sharing. :)
Author's Response: I love limerick lovers, so it works out nicely, doesn't it? I'm pleased that you were tickled by my silly offering. Thanks for commenting!
Lonely Buffy decides that a nice peaceful day at the beach is what she needs, and she knows just the place to go. The day becomes a scorcher and a cocky ice cream man claims he’s guaranteed to satisfy.
Thanks to Lori for her prompt she left me in her review, this one’s for you :P
Enjoy this 3rd installment to the Summer Lovin' Series
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5839
Date: 06/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Beach Blanket Bingo
Mmmmm Yummy Ice Cream Man Spike. Or Dave. LOL.He's hot enuff to melt a truck load of ice cream. Loved it Kitten, funny as usual and I know it's gonna get hot in here soon.Can't picture Buffy screaming DAVE as she comes tho. heehehe
I loved it ,can't wait for more!
for prompts, how about..
lawn boy , UPS guy, or electric meter reader. =)
Author's Response: heehee Thanks for R&R and prompts AMI! this is so much fun! smutty stuff to come :D and look fr your name in upcoming summaries. I may just have to do one or more of the prompts :)
Date: 06/27/2009 Title: Chapter 2: Eat Me
OOOH hot stuff Kitten! Loved it. Definitely a great use for a Mega Missile Popsicle. God, I loved them as a kid.lol. Their dialogue is so funny and so are Buffy's inner thoughts. This fic is so funny, you are Queen of the Funny and Smutty! All Hail Queen K.
Can't wait for the next chappie!! =)
Prompts...
dog walker, cabana boy at a resort, worker at an amusement park, plumber. *squishes*
Author's Response: *adjusts crown to wonky position* hehehe thanks, AMI, Good Humor men beware :P YAY! for the new prompts, adding to my master list *winks*
Date: 07/01/2009 Title: Chapter 3: Ice is Nice
YAY!! OMG that was so HOT!! Ice cream and sex! And Spike! YUMMMMY!! I think wer'e all hot and sticky sweet after this. LOL
---> Ice is nice, but ice cream'll make you scream. loved that...
Loved it, K! Can't wait for the next installment. This series is so much fun, =)
Author's Response: Thanks AMI, am thrilled the series has been a hit. I really like writing the quickies :)
Nominated at the SunnyD Awards for: Best Alternate Universe, Best Characterization, Best NC-17, Best Pairing Conventional, Best Plot, and Best Romance! Woohoo! =D
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32358
Date: 06/24/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
YAY!! Another PB story. I'm so excited,cause ya know I luv your lovely,smutty tales.*whispers* even tho I'm waiting for the sequel to LIR, I'll take anything you put out there.. OK I LOVE this,Cecily is a BITCH and William sounds really sweet, if a bit wussy. cause he lets that slut walk all over him. I bet there's a good reason for that, as I'm sure you'll explain. I can't wait for Buffy to make her move. I'm sure William is really into her too.---> If someone was going to steal William,it should be her, dammit. Love that GO Buffy and get your man!
Can't wait for more PB! I so wanna meet William. More son please. *squishes*
Author's Response: :D Thanks, AMI! heehee You're so sweet *smooch* I'll try to get to work on that sequel soon for ya ;)
You got it lol Cecily = Bitch, and William = Sweet but wussy. You'll see that Cecily was good at preying on poor William's insecurities to make him so wussified. Perhaps all he needs is the love of a good woman to make him feel good about himself? hehe Stay tuned to find out :P
Thank you for all of the lovely reviews you've given me, hon! I really appreciate you taking the time! *Huggs and kisses*
Date: 06/27/2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
OMFG Cecily is even worse than I imagined, if that's possible. *shudders* Good thing that they don't really have sex and haven't done it in months, cause now Buffy can come in and blow William's mind. (among other things) The boy needs some raunchy, hot, dirty sex PB, and you're just the gal to make sure he gets it.Oh please have William divorce her skanky, useless ass and leave her with nothing. *evil laff*
Love this, can't wait for the next chappie, cause now B is there.*smooches*
Author's Response: Thanks, AMI! Yes, William definitely needs some things blown lol Let's hope Buffy doesn't chicken out, cos the man does need some raunchy, hot and dirty :P Chapter 3 will be comin' soon :D
I love your awesome reviews :D *Hugz*
Date: 06/30/2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Oh I can't wait for Buffy to make her move. He wants her,but doesn't know she wants him and vice versa. lol William needs to loosen up, why is he wearing a suit if he's home and relaxing? Love Buffy's naughty thoughts.
More soon PB, we need the LOVIN' to commence.
Loved it! *squishes*
Author's Response: It won't be long now, AMI, I promise :D I must reward you lovely reviewers for your patience by giving you some hot smut lol
Wearing a suit and tie *is* relaxing for William, that's just how he rolls hehe William's a cutie, but a little too formal and uptight, but maybe he can learn from Buffy what it really means to be relaxed ;)
Thanks for reviewing, hon! *hugggz*
Date: 07/07/2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Mmmm, Yummmy PB smut. LOVE IT!! This chap was so sexy and hot and sweet, Good for Buffy, just jumped right in and took what she wanted, and our sweet William is turning into a sex god. There was never any doubt. Hehehe.
---> he had an anaconda in his pants.
---> the bitch had some major mental problems. Or Cecily was a closeted lesbian.
---> her ex, Riley who had a tiny pecker.
OMG LOL . Loved it!
Amazing , hot chappie. PB. Can't wait for the smut-a-thon to continue. ;P *squishes*
Author's Response: I'm so glad you liked, AMI! The lines you mentioned were some of my personal faves too lol Mmhmm William's not having much trouble getting into the spirit of the occasion ;)
The smut-a-thon (heehee) will pick right up where it left off in the next chapter. Thank you for reviewing, hon! *big smoochies*
Date: 07/08/2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
All Hail the Goddess of Spuffy Smut!!! And this was some hot smut...you were in fine form, milady. LOVED this chapter, cause I love this William so much, he's so sweet and unsure of himself but goes for it.And it's amazing. I was LOL at some parts--> Cecily's icy va-jay-jay I also love porn! Buffy. heehee .
William it's time to call a divorce lawyer so you can spend the rest of your life fucking B's brains out.
Loved it PB, can't wait for the next chappie. *mwuah*
Author's Response: hehehe AWW thanks, AMI! You are such a puppy :D {That means a sweetie in Jance from 'Friends' speak lol}
I'm glad you loved it, hon :) Does my smutty heart good to know I've brought smiles to my readers' faces heehee
The next chapter will take place the following day, and them having 'the talk', so those burning questions will be answered soon ;)
Thanks so much for the sweet review! *Hugs & Squishes*
Date: 07/15/2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
OMG you evil author, I thought they were gonna be all sad and Buffy was gonna go away , Thank god that didn't happen and William heard her crying and they talked and confessed their love. YAY!!! And now our lovely William is gonna divorce the INSANE! CRAZY! BITCH!! HALLELUJAH!! And of course the hot sex was awesome, our William is just a Sex God!!
I loved this as usual ...funny, sweet and hot, just yumminess all around.
--> icky Cecily cooties... William do you think she's a lesbian?....William Giles, Male Prostitute.
LMAO !! You come up with some funny shit, girlie.=)
Great chappie, PB , can't wait for more ! *squishes*
Author's Response: Thanks, AMI! :D I'm glad you liked! lol Those were some of my favorite bits too :P
heehee I know, I'm pure evil >=D I wanted ya'll to think that it was going to be a misunderstanding that would take a looong time to sort out. But I had mercy and ended it rather quickly lol
Thanks for reading and reviewing, sweetie! *Smooches*
Author's Response: Thanks, AMI! :D I'm glad you liked! lol Those were some of my favorite bits too :P
heehee I know, I'm pure evil >=D I wanted ya'll to think that it was going to be a misunderstanding that would take a looong time to sort out. But I had mercy and ended it rather quickly lol
Thanks for reading and reviewing, sweetie! *Smooches*
Date: 07/17/2009 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
I LOVED this chapter. Finally Will told off the Warthog from Hell LMAO. Cecily is a right bitch , hope she doesn't get anything in the divorce settlement, and I wonder who Geoffrey is?
LOVED this...an extra from the Thriller video, El Diablo, Will telling her to fuck off and locking her outta the house, and SHAGGING on her bed and then shipping it to her! HELL YEAH!!
Loved it as usual, can't wait for the next update! *smooches*
Author's Response: heehee Thanks, AMI! I'm glad the funny stuff worked for you :D "Warthog from Hell' is from one of my fave movies, 'Raising Arizona' - I'd been wanting to use that insult for a while. Seemed perfect for Cecily lol The next (and last) chapter will answer many questions :)
Thanks for r&r'ing, hon! *big smooches*
Date: 07/22/2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
OMG I loved the ending Pagan. GO Buffy! Loved how she punched the Evilbitch and knocked her tooth loose, and Geoffrey fleeced her and now she's practically penniless, and friendless. LOL Karma's a BITCH!! Loved Buffy and William's honeymooon in Kenya helping out and doing good. I loved this sweet William.
Favorite line--> I'm just lucky that having to fuck you for two years didn't give his dick frostbite, LOL
And Giles singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" At the reception.
Great story PB! Can't wait for your next one. OK I'm a demanding bitch..are you working on anything new? *smoochies*
Author's Response: *Hugs & squishes* Thank you, AMI! You've been so great, reviewing each chapter. I appreciate it very much :)
heehee Cecily got served :P She reaped what she had sowed, and ended up how she deserved - I'm glad you thought so too :D I loved this sweet William too, he practically had a halo above his head lol If it weren't for the cheating and getting freaky on a velvet couch with Buffy... ;)
hehehe That was one of my favorite lines too :P And yep, Giles was jubiliant at the wedding lol
As a matter of fact, I do have another short AU fic almost ready for posting. Another William/Buffy, but there's no cheating in that one lol Just 2 horny people who... well you'll see ;)
Thanks so much for the compliments and reviews! :D You're a sweetie! *smooooochies*
Author's Response: *Hugs & squishes* Thank you, AMI! You've been so great, reviewing each chapter. I appreciate it very much :)
heehee Cecily got served :P She reaped what she had sowed, and ended up how she deserved - I'm glad you thought so too :D I loved this sweet William too, he practically had a halo above his head lol If it weren't for the cheating and getting freaky on a velvet couch with Buffy... ;)
hehehe That was one of my favorite lines too :P And yep, Giles was jubiliant at the wedding lol
As a matter of fact, I do have another short AU fic almost ready for posting. Another William/Buffy, but there's no cheating in that one lol Just 2 horny people who... well you'll see ;)
Thanks so much for the compliments and reviews! :D You're a sweetie! *smooooochies*
Categories: Orphan
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 0 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 0
Date: 06/26/2009 Title: None
WOW this is looking to be really good.Hit man Spike and innocent Buffy. Obviously she knows something that has to do with her former job ,and someone wants her dead. Loved the instant atraction Buffy felt for Spike. The last scene was hot, and ended on quite a cliffie.
You're doing really great with AH, I ove this. More soon please. =)
Date: 06/30/2009 Title: None
OMG this is getting so frigging good. Wilkins. assassination plots,Buffy and Spike on the run. Yeah, bring it.
can't wait for the road trip. Should get super hot!
Loved it, more soon Please, please!
Date: 07/02/2009 Title: None
Wonderful chapter. Loved it. as usual. I liked Spike's explanation of how he became an assassin. And he doesn't think he can be anything else, but wants to be better for her. So much like the show. I love the way you write them. Loved that Buffy initiated the sex...which was super hot, you write great sex!
I loved it, more soon please!
Date: 07/07/2009 Title: None
Loved it Holly. Another fab story. They're together and willing to try for a real relationship. Aww. The pres is safe , too bad Buffy isn't, but Spike will protect her.
Enjoyed it very much. :)
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15861
Date: 06/27/2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One
OMG So funny!!! Loved it. Xaph. If anybody needs an imaginary friend it's Buffy. Hopefully he'll be able to help.The part in the supermarket had me LOL And their voices are spot on. Good job. =)
Can't wait for more of this.
Author's Response: Hee, thanks AMI! Whether he'll be able to help? We'll see... glad you're enjoying, hope you'll like the rest :)
Date: 06/28/2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Two
LMAO!! This is so funny. OMG , Ned would rather have the murderer from Kansas than Buffy. LOL. She has so many issues,he has his work cut out for him.Seriously she should have been in therapy on the show. Poor Spike...she wasn't even talking to him for once.
I love this...more soon please! =)
Author's Response: Hehe, well Buffy's a little too much for Ned right now :D Yeah, a little misunderstanding there for Spike ;) Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Date: 06/29/2009 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter Three
Heehee . Loved how they spent Halloween at Spike's crypt. And Buffy waking up with her hand where it shouldn't be. Yay for Ned for pushing Buffy onto Spike and trying to get her to touch his naughty bits, LOL
So funny. Love Ned.
More soon please, I love this story! :)
Author's Response: Glad you're enjoying, and that you like Ned :D He'll be causing more mischief before the story's done, stay tuned :) Thanks for the review!